No one even wants you here

 

 

I love you, man

 

My new favorite video

 

Isn't that replacing the cupholder? I wanted to know if anyone has fixed the sliding piece. Mine split apart in two pieces, and was wondering if there was a way to put it back together (i.e. permanent tape or something).

 

you're a senior mechanical engineer that's in charge of a team building one of the most complex fighter jets
and you need us to link you to the amazon page for duct tape
cmon mang

 

#protip
when using epoxy on a project.. don't jack off right after

 

C'mon man

 

Also.. #thatsthefix
Seriously.. it takes 10 minutes to replace and is less that $100.

 

Quoting for posterity

 

acuraoemparts
you can probably even find it cheaper elsewhere.. I would.

#8 #spoonfeedzine

 

Gatr knows we love him

 

 

I walked home to the party
#ubersucks #literally

 

What is the sorest spot in this websites history? Man joke about yalls self....

3gen ramblings, don't show it to your gf I guess...


Anybody here ever do that? Was it a mistake? I've always wondered that...

 

pussy

 

I also like the environment, and replacing a part when someone else might have fucking fixed it will save the old part from being in a fuckin' landfill. Get it now homes?

 

Sup.

 

 

so much to eat

 

Jearous.

 

dont be, getting so much fatter here

 

Still jearous.

 

Girlfriend..

 

Yes, I got a home, thank you.

 

Burning jet fuel is bad for the environment right? just checking.

How about shipping a large ass carbon fiber hood.. probably.

Anyways, I didn't say chuck the old one into the trash now did I

 

He said asiatown tho.. not asstown.

He's eating pussy not cats, just to be clear

 

 

What.the.fuck. Are you talking about?

Geeezus.... have you even been initiated midnight dick?

 

I mostly pretend that Mystery Meat is a figment of my imagination. And he only shows up after I've taken a half dozen bong rips. And that bong had chronic and PCP. Oh and the water was gasoline.

Then the shit he says makes sense. Plus I always assume that he types using the QWERTY layout on a Dvorak keyboard.

Once you mentally factor those together, he's just like a regular guy.

A regular guy who sucks off horses for the entertainment of frat boys during rush week at a second tier junior college in some pass through town off a major highway.

 

Took the words right out of my mouth

 

Thanks for the clarification...cuz, you know Koreans.

 

Must have had to move the penis over to get those words out of your mouth.

 

Anyone ever put a dildo in a fleshlight, left it out for people to see?

 

I'm so fucking high right now.

 

 

 

Bro, my fleshlight stays strictly on my dick, and my dildo stays strictly in my ass and/or mouf. What kind of weird ass shit are you trying to pull, by combining the two?!

 

I need something stronger

 

Dont ya want to see how they fit?