The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
10-25-2017, 11:15 PM
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My avatar is actually my wife ripping my balls off
10-25-2017, 11:48 PM
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#MeTwo.
And with that, I retire for the evening. Because that shit just killed me ded.
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10-26-2017, 12:46 AM
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That white ninja definitely taking notes
I've gone back to my old Guru... Afronman
He's teaching me the way again
I've gone back to my old Guru... Afronman
He's teaching me the way again
10-26-2017, 02:25 AM
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Did someone mention a cocaine and alcohol induced bender, firing guns in the desert and fucking shit up? Cuz uh... I know someone who might be interested. 
10-26-2017, 06:03 AM
B's Dad has a big mouth and I was adamant about it being a surprise so I basically proposed in Cali and called him and asked/told him at the same time when we got back.
10-26-2017, 08:06 AM
I asked pops to marry his daughter....
They were all, what a mature young man you are
They were all, what a mature young man you are
10-26-2017, 08:06 AM
Fractured my hand last night. 
10-26-2017, 08:37 AM
when flogging the dolphin goes wrong
10-26-2017, 09:03 AM
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should have two fisted that bitch
10-26-2017, 09:06 AM
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We shoot up the bank, lick the plug, shoot up the strip club
Get money, get coke, get ass pussy
Head to the desert to murder-suicide, level 99 achieved
#takenotes
10-26-2017, 09:09 AM
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Wait.. was it your pimp hand?
10-26-2017, 09:16 AM
10-26-2017, 09:20 AM
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Still in business 
10-26-2017, 09:20 AM
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Have bottom bitch do the jerkin in the mean time...
Ohhh ladiboi!!
Ohhh ladiboi!!
10-26-2017, 09:54 AM
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Mizouse (10-26-2017)
10-26-2017, 10:00 AM
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10-26-2017, 10:03 AM
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Of course I asked! Just out of respekt. He's an old fashioned man. I woke up Saturday morning and got out bed and put on this nice suit and everything. At first he said no, but then I told him, I was gonna marry her anyway 
OH wait.. that's a stupid song
OH wait.. that's a stupid song
10-26-2017, 10:04 AM
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1.4B Views. :wtfshit:
10-26-2017, 10:05 AM
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Miz.. the problem is.. you're a girlfriend guy.
and you don't have a girlfriend.
It's time to accept the D.
GFE is just too much money.. the D is free.
and you don't have a girlfriend.
It's time to accept the D.
GFE is just too much money.. the D is free.
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Mizouse (10-26-2017)
10-26-2017, 10:06 AM
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Shitty music gets a lot of views these days..
#millenials..
#millenials..
10-26-2017, 10:06 AM
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10-26-2017, 10:30 AM
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10-26-2017, 10:32 AM
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How's asiatown 
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10-26-2017, 10:43 AM
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10-26-2017, 11:13 AM
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Et tu, Matt?
I bet you did the right thing, didn't you?
Grabbed her by the hair and was like "listen old man, this is happening. Get in the hoopty girl, we getting hitched"
I bet you did the right thing, didn't you?
Grabbed her by the hair and was like "listen old man, this is happening. Get in the hoopty girl, we getting hitched"
10-26-2017, 11:23 AM
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Bro.. I flew home.. 28 hrs one way..
Spent the whole day with her parents at their house
We went to a fancy dinner (pizza the hut), after dinner, I respectfully asked
I told them I would always take care of her, and be an upstanding husband
They knew already and were just waiting for me to ask
Of course I got their blessing
Who wouldn't want me as a son-in-law
Spent the whole day with her parents at their house
We went to a fancy dinner (pizza the hut), after dinner, I respectfully asked
I told them I would always take care of her, and be an upstanding husband
They knew already and were just waiting for me to ask
Of course I got their blessing
Who wouldn't want me as a son-in-law
10-26-2017, 11:31 AM
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10-26-2017, 11:33 AM
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yep yep.. didn't want to pig out tho.. or drink beer.. for reasons.
10-26-2017, 11:34 AM
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now I eats all the supreme deep dish I want and get hammered.. lol..
mistakes were made.. primarily on their side.
mistakes were made.. primarily on their side.
10-26-2017, 11:55 AM
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10-26-2017, 12:00 PM
I shouldn't have asked permission.
Should have just knocked her up and let that be the announcement.
Should have just knocked her up and let that be the announcement.
10-26-2017, 12:02 PM
Shitty music......
Like everything that starts with Lil......
I think Taco wanted to be like Lil Uzi, Lil Flip, Lil Wayne etc..... so he decided to call himself Lil Dick........ He told me via electronic messaging.
Like everything that starts with Lil......
I think Taco wanted to be like Lil Uzi, Lil Flip, Lil Wayne etc..... so he decided to call himself Lil Dick........ He told me via electronic messaging.
10-26-2017, 12:03 PM
My little Mexican chick isn't texting back anymore....
She must have decided to find a man with a small peen.
She must have decided to find a man with a small peen.
10-26-2017, 12:05 PM
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10-26-2017, 12:07 PM
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10-26-2017, 12:09 PM
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Nah bruh, they'ved moved on to Boost Mobile or Cricket now 
she's just ignoring him
she's just ignoring him
10-26-2017, 12:14 PM
Eat a dick.
10-26-2017, 12:16 PM
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10-26-2017, 12:50 PM
Sorry, wrong thread.
That was intended for the timepiece one
That was intended for the timepiece one
10-26-2017, 01:04 PM
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