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Old Jan 21, 2016 | 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Roland_Bluntzs
I joined Law and Order SVU because I thought they solved ANUS crimes. I misheard that altogether. Turns out they solve heinous crimes. Dafuq I wanna do that for tho?!

In fact, "Dafuq I wanna do that for tho" was how I gave my 2mins notice. Microwaved a whole fish as my parting gift. Then left that building. That was heinous crime AF.

They did solve that crime though. I never get away with anything :'(
WTF?

I guess we can all go home now. Because this guy seems to be all of us.

Old Jan 21, 2016 | 12:52 PM
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crappy cellphone pic...
Don't cell phones have white balancing now ?



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Old Jan 21, 2016 | 12:54 PM
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Old Jan 21, 2016 | 12:54 PM
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I'm going to ban myself now.

Old Jan 21, 2016 | 12:54 PM
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I've been exposed.
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:00 PM
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whatchu talking about ninja
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:03 PM
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cUlo said it.
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:05 PM
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I just need to crank out 7 more posts and I'll be :justnspace:-ing myself.

And I don't mean getting crabs.
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Don't cell phones have white balancing now ?
You know that if I tried using "white balancing", I'd be called a racist, reported and banned for life.
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:11 PM
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#Whiteoscars
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:13 PM
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You know that if I tried using "white balancing", I'd be called a racist, reported and banned for life.
well done young padawan.. you didn't fall for the trap
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
#Whiteoscars
*Oscars
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Roland_Bluntzs
Thank you all for being my friend.
Yes. Yes...

Let your guard down.

And to quote Maynard, "Relax, turn around and take my hand."

Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:17 PM
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I smell fresh blood...
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
I smell fresh blood...
Did your period start today?
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:19 PM
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No, I tore my asshole, after a Pyrex beaker shattered in my ass. Blood everywhere.

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Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:20 PM
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The is "ambitious"

Shall we see *how* ambitious?
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:21 PM
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Is he challenging me?
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
No, I tore my asshole, after a Pyrex beaker shattered in my ass. Blood everywhere.

#1man1jar
#JustManlyManThings
#LemonPartyFavors
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:21 PM
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Get that Preparation H ready broham...
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:23 PM
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Come at me, bro.
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:24 PM
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Why flip, do you have hemorrhoids?
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
No, I tore my asshole, after a Pyrex beaker shattered in my ass. Blood everywhere.

#1man1jar
Should have started with the graduated cylinder, then to the volumetric flask before graduating to the beaker...


too ambitious


#chemistryjokesfordays
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Techneecs
Cum on me, bro.
The GAME. IS. ON!
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:25 PM
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Come at me, bro.
23 posts in four years... Not sure it's worth my time
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:25 PM
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Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Should have started with the graduated cylinder, then to the volumetric flask before graduating to the beaker...


too ambitious


#chemistryjokesfordays
Go big or go home. Amirite.
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
The GAME. IS. ON!
Was it ever off?



Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:30 PM
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that's what Kevin says
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
23 posts in four years... Not sure it's worth my time
lol lurker for life
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:30 PM
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justnthanks isn't even posting and still managed to leave the gate open, eh?

Or did we just trade Maj, Crabs, and PB for some rookie draft picks?

Well I hope everyone gets the drippydick anyway.
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
justnthanks isn't even posting and still managed to leave the gate open, eh?

Or did we just trade Maj, Crabs, and PB for some rookie draft picks?

Well I hope everyone gets the drippydick anyway.
one more to go ninja!!
better make it count playa
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:45 PM
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I have my performance review in about 45 minutes.

Not sure if "sat on AZ for 98% of my work day" will result in a good review.

I also had to fill out a bunch of paper work, saying what I did over the last year, what I learned, where I need to focus, etc. I replied "AZ" for everything.
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:46 PM
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I've never post counted.
When I do look at my posts I'm like WTF...I spend too much time on here.
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:51 PM
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No J left the gate open
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 01:52 PM
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Just met a hawt bank teller big ol boobies. Her name was Alicia, she was Mexican dough. Now I feel like fish tacos
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 02:02 PM
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Old Jan 21, 2016 | 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
Just met a hawt bank teller big ol boobies. Her name was Alicia, she was Mexican dough. Now I feel like fish tacos
why couldnt I have anytbing like this at my old company
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
I have my performance review in about 45 minutes.

Not sure if "sat on AZ for 98% of my work day" will result in a good review.

I also had to fill out a bunch of paper work, saying what I did over the last year, what I learned, where I need to focus, etc. I replied "AZ" for everything.
Noob...

You lose,

You were supposed to say "I excelled and exceeded expectations this past year at salad tossing and waisism calling"
Old Jan 21, 2016 | 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Noob...

You lose,

You were supposed to say "I excelled and exceeded expectations this past year at salad tossing and waisism calling"



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