cu2wagon

I found out Stikzitinya wasn't a real doctor and that his homeopathic prostate treatments weren't sanctioned by any medical community. He was just some weirdo that was squatting in a vacant office "running his practice" an selling bath salts on the side.

He did have gentle but strong hands though, so I'll give him that much.

TacoBello

What size were his fingers?

Describe them to me. With lots of details.

TacoBello

What? It's for my investigative report I'm doing as part of my hobby as a weekend newspaper editor.

Bunch of sickos.

TacoBello

Do any of you remember back when Hyundai was being criticized for biting Honda's, amongst other manufacturers, styling cues?







I'm not saying, but I'm just saying...

rockstar143

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they started it!

Jamie's 08 TL

Hope everyone is doing well and had a great weekend. I've been pretty busy with life lately. But, I've been thinking about you guys. I'll be back in a little bit. I have to get to work now.

rockstar143

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Glad to hear you're doing okay, Jamie.
We're just here...holding down the fort.

cu2wagon

Holing down the fort? Fort?

I've been holding down a *fork*.

Ugh, your way makes much more sense.

cu2wagon

Yeah, the Bello Whacking Gazette. Distribution: 1.

Franchise1124

maharajamd

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thoiboi

I believe it's holding down the forte *

maharajamd

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rockstar143

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rappin' forte!

TacoBello

By "whacking", you mean "killing", right?

TacoBello

The tail lights aren't THAT similar, but enough that when you see one car and then the other, you're like "wait a minute..."

Dat bottom tail light curve...

TacoBello

Fixed.

rockstar143

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can't compare to the last ugly sonata and accord style...

then the mustang did it too...

Majofo

You don't know how to play knifey spoony do you?

cu2wagon

Majofo

Are you new to the Hyundai platform? They've been copying everyone for decades now, that's how they rose to prominence. Fake it until you make it. They are more known to copy Lexus and Mercedes. They take really nice design cues and integrate it into theirs.. what if Acura stole from Mercedes, and Hyundai stole from Acura.. theftception.

Franchise1124

Acura needs to do something

thoiboi

all you niggas talking about cars and I'm just here cooking some bacon....

polobunny

This bacon's gonna be overcooked.

And that's what my mornings look like. Heart disease up in this bitch!

thoiboi

Nigga just flipped them!!!!

Also some people here like theirs extra crispy. (Not me but somebody.....)


Don't tell Youngdumbandnomoney, he doesn't eat bacon


Cooking up some eggs and hash browns too.. Because vacation ..

Majofo

Their focus has been eco-lux.. it's not working.
The MDX has saved them from getting it up the ass.. carte blanche as J would refer.

Majofo

who you callin' nigga ninja.. I'll beat the white off yo ass :ladiboi:

you dumbass ninja.. microwave bacon for extra crispy.. mothafuckin'

Franchise1124

Eco-lux. If it's not Tesla, do not want.

thoiboi

Butt butt I can't season my cast iron with the microwave

thoiboi

and sorry for calling ninjas ninjas I'll do extra homework today for my waisis ass as punishment...

Yumcha

Morning.

cu2wagon

Ahem, uh, yes you can. You just don't want to.

Just put it in, set the timer, but change the power setting to 60%

Trust me. It'll work.

polobunny

Yeah too crispy ain't good, these people don't know how to bacon.

mmmm hash browns.

Every weekday morning the same. 2 slices of bacon, egg whites with salsa, cottage cheese, big glass of orange juice (NOT FROM CONCENTRATE PLZ) and I'm on my way. Sometimes I mix up the eggs if I'm feeling daring.

thoiboi

I always wonder how people do it: mix dairy and OJ.. Like milk and OJ or cottage cheese and OJ.. But then I remembered I'm and lactose intolerant..


Also I have a weak ass stomach because parents do too... I can't do OJ in the morning, too much acid for me

rockstar143

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I had 2 packs of baacon past the expiration date...told my dad b wanted to toss them...he's like, I'll take em. Shooot...in my cabin, I'd hang the bacon up and if it got bad I'd just cut the maggots off of it and cook it. Still deelish...

#hippy.

Majofo

pusssaaayyyy!!

Majofo

Fucking Acura and Mustang owners should go suck each other off.. Acura owners catch obvs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av3BiMMjDZE

polobunny

I used to be more intolerant to lactose than this, like if I ate cereal the morning I'd feel terrible the whole day. Now I'm fine, cottage doesn't fuck it up for me for some reason.

And yeah OJ is acid, highly recommend not eating like this if you've drank too much the night before otherwise UGH

how past is past though? if it doesn't smell funky, it's good.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

A fkng RDX...that mustang guy must have gone home and kicked his dog.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

3 months, but sealed package.

JaMofo...my Mustang buddy that works at Ford tells me he's glad I'm holding off on buying an overpriced Chevy... I was like, yes...but GT500 power and 4 doors...

He's just a Ford Luvr.