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if you ded, can I haz your pancreas?
and since you don't drink, I'll take your liver and kidneys also and keep them frozen...
and since you don't drink, I'll take your liver and kidneys also and keep them frozen...
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I'll bring the fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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oh I see you're going for the tube steak
leave me some too!!
leave me some too!!
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Sake and edamame?
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Hanibar Rector!
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Yep. The ban was worth it.
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Sup, kids.
Still fighting this darn cold. Have no nose. And hacking up a lung. And at work...to infect everyone.
I may go home and work from there the rest of the day. At least I can cough to death in the privacy of my own place.
Still fighting this darn cold. Have no nose. And hacking up a lung. And at work...to infect everyone.
I may go home and work from there the rest of the day. At least I can cough to death in the privacy of my own place.
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jk i'm back. just twiddling my thumbs at work..
plus gotta make sure Chadpinder gets his Audi
remember, we need pics of bacon, butter, syzurp, and i forget what else...
plus gotta make sure Chadpinder gets his Audi
remember, we need pics of bacon, butter, syzurp, and i forget what else...
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I see that "Chadpinder" has stuck.
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I lol'd at explanation of said joke and not the joke itself .
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Three guys - one from the past, one from the present, and one from the future, met at a pub. It was a tense meeting.
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i got that one!!!
now make a math joke!!!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why was 4 afraid of 5?
Because 5 was a registered 6 offender.
Because 7 8 9.
Why was 4 afraid of 5?
Because 5 was a registered 6 offender.
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Or...
What is the square root of 69?
Eight something.
But really. It is.
What is the square root of 69?
Eight something.
But really. It is.
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The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging.
Cuz. X was always 10.
Cuz. X was always 10.
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There are 10 types of people.
Those that understand binary, and those that don't.
Those that understand binary, and those that don't.
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After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.
“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.
“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
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The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic. But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.
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man... you're always sick!! struggling immune system? Maybe you're running too much.. or not eating enough.. or licking too many hand rails and elevator buttons.
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Hear about the statistician
who drowned crossing a river?
It was three feet deep on average.
It was three feet deep on average.
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I will stop now.
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i have shit for an immune system too
must be because we look alike
i should probably stop licking those elevator buttons too... i didn't know that was bad
must be because we look alike
i should probably stop licking those elevator buttons too... i didn't know that was bad
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My sister also has noted that supposedly, the HEALTHIER you are, the more you DO feel symptoms when you are sick...less "stuff" in your body and so, you become more sensitive when a bug is inside.
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I think I want some Costa sunglasses for Father's Day. Lots of peeps rant and rave about them and their lifetime warranty.
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J, how about some white framed oakleys instead?
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Just one of those. My immune system is admittedly not as ironclad as most, I admit. This is why I'm an exercise and diet freak for the most part.
My sister also has noted that supposedly, the HEALTHIER you are, the more you DO feel symptoms when you are sick...less "stuff" in your body and so, you become more sensitive when a bug is inside.
My sister also has noted that supposedly, the HEALTHIER you are, the more you DO feel symptoms when you are sick...less "stuff" in your body and so, you become more sensitive when a bug is inside.
so the obvious solution is to lick all the things?