Majofo

One Night in Chyna

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Eva Marie...Nikki Bella? Zomg...nom nom nom

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Yumcha

Are there any hawt WWE valets/divas anymore? I think the best was Beulah McGillicutty (many years back when I used to watch some wrastling), Torrie Wilson, and Terry Runnels...

Yumcha

She is nasssssty.

Dunno how she was able to ink a pr0n contract.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Not sure what you consider hot but:
EVA MARIE


BELLA TWINS, but I love Nikki

Yumcha

^ Mmm...they aren't bad. Look up the 3 valets I listed!

Undying Dreams

iTrader: (3)

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Yum, I looked them up. Approved.
Austin, don't bother. It's girls.

Yumcha

And oh, how can I forget: Midajah O'Hearn. Whoa momma...was she probably the hottest of them all.

Majofo

RRREEESSSTTTTUUUUUURRRRRIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGUUUUUUUUU Judo Chop!

IamaTL

Went down to alabama this weekend to get some of my stuff, went and test drove the 08 535i I was talking about and was still considering it even after I read through the problems it has. The car was quick and fun car to drive until it lost power and had to get towed back to the dealer.

Just kind of told the dealer:



Ill keep my car. Thanks

Majofo

Cool story bro

Franchise1124

@ having to get towed back to the dealer on a test drive. What happened to the car?

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Yes, do tell.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

^what is there to tell!?
turbo BMW got stranded.
wanna guess which piece failed?
probably HPFP, or car went into limp mode.
he was just test driving, so he could care less on what happened to it.
sorry to be brash.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Yeah, I wouldn't have know or guessed that as I'm not very familiar with those cars.

Plus, maybe there's more to the story...a funny anecdote? Dealer response? I mean, we're just passing the time here, right?

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

^i like speculating better.


the leprechaun from the leprechaun horror movie series sabotaged his engine in order to get that last gold coin.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Well, since you're the authority on everything that happens everywhere all the time. How are the Dolphins going to do tonight?!? Depending your response, maybe I can skip having to even watch it.

And if your intent is to be brash, how can you be sorry about it

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

who?

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Irony. You're so misunderstood.

Did you watch BB?

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

just saw your edit.
its easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission.
apologizing lessens the blow, rawkstar!

and what the heck is a bb?

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

It's Breaking Bad, a television show.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

oh, i'm not into mainstream stuffs.

Franchise1124

J, I'll be rooting for the Dolphins tonight only for fantasy football purposes. They're off to a good start this season.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Indeed, sir!


Justin, predictable response you friggin hipster

story.customz

BB was amazing! sucks that it's finally over though

Majofo

Meanwhile, in a universe where bullshit doesn't exist..

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Not in my universe...

JJH

iTrader: (1)

Range Rover runs over bikers during annual parade.

McCollins23

^^^ Post should read: Guy in RR drives over bikes fearing for his family after bumping the rear tire of a bike in front of him slamming on his brakes.

Yumcha

Sup.

Majofo

CLtotheTL32

iTrader: (3)

what. the. hell.

sauceja

iTrader: (2)

Since we are storytelling.

Justin, Please retell the story of that time you backed into a tree.

Please, pretty please!!

sauceja

iTrader: (2)

MEKO

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

that one time, I invited an acurazine member to come over and sleep on my couch without ever meeting him. oh yeah, it was my birthday weekend as well. we got to the bar, and for not ever meeting this person, I was surprised to hear how racially charged he was. Jew this, Jew that, we need jew to jew this! we ended up meeting this very nice japenese lady who was with a white man. ohh, the jokes were flowing, as the alcohol was too.

"lets go halfway across town" they said.
"It'll be fun" they said.

we embarked on our journey across Houston, almost a 45 minute car ride. we got there and was speechless on how gigantic the house was.
did we stumble upon a random house?
is it okay, if i touch this?
Do i take off my shoes?
where are all the parents?
who owns this house!?
these questions and many more were racing through my head as we stepped through the grand foyer.
as we inched closer to the kitchen, we hear laughter and glasses clinking.
Its party time!
as we pound the alcohol back, we get daring(when i saw "we", I mean Jeff and I) and start exploring this big ass house.
it feels like a tree house with secret passage ways and tunnels and stairs leading to more rooms and other enchanting, enticing places.

when it was all said and done and we were getting kicked out because of jeff trying to drink all their fancy liquor....
I tried to back out of the parking spot but did not succeed, as i heard a "CRUNCH!"

i shrugged it off, as i thought it was the plastic bumper.
"pull over, PULL OVER" came the screams from the passenger side.
poor little jeff wanted to pee.
as he took care of his business in the lake in front of the house, I inspected the damage.

it wasnt good, but i held my anger all the way until I got to a gas station around my side of town, where I got to inspect the damage more closely.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" rang out from the gas station parking lot, followed by a lot more "FUUUUUAAAAAAAAWK!"

McCollins23

cool story Bro

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

what's to tell? he got drunk and backed into a tree. end of story.
don't mean to sound brash

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

The RR had a fight of flight moment and I kinda commiserate with the fact that if you're going to be in anything but a car, you're expected to respect the rules of the road too. Including staying in your fukin lane and not encroaching on some guy that has just as much right to be there as you. I guarantee there was a scene we can't see where he did bump the guy's tire and they all circled him and were going to beat him to an inch of his life and he decided that it'd be the best idea to get the fk out of there in a hurry...

I would have been on the phone with 911 immediately and said listen, I had to...and there are 200 angry big men that want to pound me unless you stop it.