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Old 02-12-2020, 11:09 PM
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81 tabs.. shiett.
At least he can entertain himself with some old shit.
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i broke the internet on my 2nd day of being a hardware technician.

What else did ya break?
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So I guess we'll just ignore this thread on Wednesday
Fuck all y'all
See you tomorrow

No more "hump day" I guess...
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Old 02-13-2020, 06:08 AM
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Crabman, high AF.

Opens "computer" (really the mainframe in the server room) and starts poking around with a torx driver.

Sparks and magic smoke comes out. Internet goes down.

Everyone panics.

Crabman, calmly walks out of server room, back to his desk, opens browser:



Crabman, still high AF: "heh, fuck."
Bigger picture is they hired him for job security.
He came "high"ly recommended based on his
shade tree mechanics prowess at home. With
a Momma Space commendation.
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Y'all gonna get up and suck some dick or what?
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I’m going back to sleep... flying home later and then one of the kids has a team meeting for baseball.
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Soccer, basketball...
please no baseball
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Old 02-13-2020, 08:29 AM
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D-TOWNNNNNN




what up central/east coasters!
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ladiboi is in the Big D
or is the Big D in ladiboi
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Both. But that was rhetorical probably.

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Old 02-13-2020, 09:37 AM
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Old 02-13-2020, 10:01 AM
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Hi guys..
Ever watch the show Dallas?
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Hi guys..
Ever watch the show Dallas?
The old one and the new one? Nope.

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Soccer, basketball...
please no baseball

soccer boring. Did that for a season. Never again.
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Ever watch the show Dallas?
I watched the stripper from Dallas fall from the pole and smack her face on the floor and then still twerked.
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Bryce Dallas Howard
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Ever watch the show Dallas?
Just the one that Debbie Did.
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Old 02-13-2020, 11:25 AM
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Dallass? Sounds terrible.
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Dallass? Sounds terrible.
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Old 02-13-2020, 12:16 PM
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Taco birthday party
Poor Tobey.
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I’ll tell you whuuut Taco going to fly to the United States and kick y’all candy asses.
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Old 02-13-2020, 12:59 PM
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Do you guys think Taco got pink eye from Tobey?
He seems like a good boy.
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maybe.
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I think Taco got inside of Tobey's pink eye
Definitely
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Hi Jon!
His name is J
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Hi Jon!


Originally Posted by Majofo
His name is J
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Ask J what an asshole I am.
Go ahead.
Store manager permission.

Who used to publicly berate him at the car meets because he couldn't be there on time before
knowing he had pretty good reasons for having a hard time getting up in the morning.
This guy, that's who.
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I bet that's short for Joaquin
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
Ask J what an asshole I am.
Go ahead.
Store manager permission.

Who used to publicly berate him at the car meets because he couldn't be there on time before
knowing he had pretty good reasons for having a hard time getting up in the morning.
This guy, that's who.


You guys miss me at the meets already?
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I’ll tell you whuuut Taco going to fly to the United States and kick y’all candy asses.
Nope.

The recently expanded travel ban now includes Nigera. So obviously Taco can't get into the US with his Nigerian GF. Who totally exists and is real. For sure. So that's why he can't come kick asses.
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J loves meats
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Remember when FJ and I harassed Taco outside of that corner store in SoCal
Good times
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Do you guys think Taco got pink eye from Tobey?
He seems like a good boy.
Pink dick.
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You guys miss me at the meets already?
Sup, slore.

How goes the battle?
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And then he came back to the 'nets all like, "those ethnics in cal-ee-for-nee-uh are pretty rough, eh?"
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