@ladiboi showing how poor he is
Might as we post a gold tone seiko quartz watch on Walmart
And the sale on Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey while you're at it

H chuckles at our poverty


btw.. Tennessee honey is only for bitches
Poor Tobey

hrmmmmm my friends ARE in Japan right now...



I'm not the poorz! I got Target to price match so i'm fancy now :ghey:
There also happened to be a $10 promo credit for buying LEGOS + 5% off for using their credit card so I came up

So how much money did you save?

FFS you know i'm not good at maff!


All i know is that I had to go through a Western Union bank transfer and some Nigerian prince owes me a couple thou ...

So I went to the local Lowe’s last night to buy a new drain plug for the bathtub. Decided to cruise through the appliance area. (We just bought a GE slate 5 burner stove from Home Depot) while walking through I saw a stainless steel over the range microwave. Told my dad “Man, if only they had that in the slate color” Lowe’s associate was like “We do, right here in the box, see it’s only $150 normally $449.. a lady returned it because she didn’t like the color” so my dad decides to hide the microwave behind some boxes under a display.

i go back today, sure enough still hiding behind the boxes, and the same Lowe’s associate was working. He said you’re back huh, let me tag it for you. Snagged it for $150 then with military discount it was like $140 with tax. Come home, I think dude messed up because that shits BRAND NEW I don’t think anyone returned it.

I know cool story bro, I just wanted to share it anyway..

Back from ing

I've noticed an odd new trend of gymbros wearing full spandex outfits lately. Like full yoga chick style leggings and tops. It's odd.

sounds like a great deal!

Yeah, I was checking out this chick on one of the leg machines, her ass was popping in her yoga pants. But then it was really a dude. But then his pecs were really accentuated and booby-like in his form fitting top.

My boner was very confused.

Gym in the evening... I give you props.. sure it’s more women’s to look at, but then you have the hey bro I’m buff and MM type of mofos

You saw Tacos!??

So, they have my type of mofo!



Atleast I know I carved my own path!

You didn't. Your path was carved by gators.
Kevin, killer deal, man...Pops was a military man?

Turn up your headphones guys!

This is how Kurt started sucking dick
Enjoy your fitness FJ

Yeah, get in where it fit in. Not a fan of night-gymming, but it is what it is.

Once I get there, around 8, it's usually olds, a handful of dudes slowly turning into clouds, and the chubbier ladies that avoid the judging eyes of the ugg boot latte hens during peak hours.

Still way too many old man dicks swinging around the locker room for my prefer, but that's the price to play I suppose.

Next week it'll be..
Night gym not bad

Week after..
Locker room situation not bad

Week after..
I bought a German Shepherd guise!!
Checking out Audis

Cute story, but you know he started sucking dick because he was curious about the taste and knew it was glooten free. But your way fits the narrative, so #MakeAcrazimeGreatAgain I guess.

Oh shit, but have you heard about the new A3? Shits cash, son!

with a tune, for sure tits.

Poor Tobey.

You're dangerously close to getting the mayor of poundtown hotdog.gif

I live on the edge.
Plus, a couple of dicks to the face never really phased me.

You live on the edge of the Earth. Literally!

Fixed

pull ups.. more like herky jerkins

torn rotator cuff fa sho

crossfittin all day!
I was happy Justin stopped by.
We miss you.

I normally don't have the attention span to read subtitles but fuck meeeee...this movie was fucking GOOD.
Almost 2.5 hours and it was so good I didn't even really notice the time nor the fact that I was reading.

that's racist

Bro.. I'm surprised you watched this.
This joint is the fucking best, like fuck everything else and watch this shit.
You get hyung reps for this.

Dude, J texted me the name saying it got crazy good reviews...
I watched the preview that she couldn't see at work and bought the tix.
I was like, uh...it looks fucking GOOD. I grew up watching shit like Il Postino,
Manons Des Sours, Amelie Poulain...Cinema Paradiso...Amores Perros...but I shy away from
International because I feel like in theory I'm not about that reading the movie
life.

And with French, Spanish or Italian I can usually understand enough or get context...
Korean I was like shitttt...I better pay attention I can't guess this shit.

The range of emotion...from laughing to being appalled...absolute fire...it was so REAL.
Even the ending...REAL...not fuffy like American movies.

We both walked out saying it was easily the best movie we've seen in a LONG time.
Plus...BONG JOON HO...
C'mon...there's something for everyone there.

Shiett.. y'all playin wit yo dicks
Need to workout like a real man

By rasslin' with some dudes
Let them put their balls in your mouf

My raping skills are really high level now
Cum join me

Lookin like them post-crossfit sauna room workouts.