I told you that was some self-reflection shit..
Poor Tobey

 

Let's get it all the way...

 

Get out my poccet count what's in yo hand
Shiett..

I'mma party with RJ, bc he don't fux with some reggo shit
If it ain't ace, pour out the whole case, we don't drink that
I'm drinccin that shit breh.. turn up

 

I can fuck up a whole box of wine breh

 

 

Box of wine == Capri Sun for grownups.

 

Pull out the sack (TWSS) and stab a straw in it (TWSS?). Now there's no turning back. You're in for the long haul. Sippy sippy motherfucker.

 

I once let my balls soak in a pouch of box wine
Then served it to the gang gang
It was, an experience

 

Served as in succed through my personal straw
Emphasis personal

 

Hmm. Now that I think of it, I remember watching a movie on the internets, in which a dude got a "straw" punctured through his "wine sack".

Watching it made me feel incredibly uncomfortable, especially as the "coconut" poured out. 3/10 would not recommend watching. Extremely hard to finish to.

 

That's my fetish

 

Yes. I think that was the subsection of the movie website.

 

Man, I need more caffeine.

 

Cocaine works too.. don't you Canucks call that Tylenol. Shiett.. crush them joints up.
Not too much tho, don't want horrible 3-5 day death.
Probably some way to separate it.

Where Kurt at?
Pfft.. not like he'd knowledge share
Ho.

Let me check my OG HS cookbook.

 

This will probably kill you put you on some list
But like I give a fuck

 

 

^ True Story.

 

Shit, got me

 

Oh damn.. Comedy Store owner Mitzi Shore died.

Paulie definitely on extra extra suicide watch.. or he turning up to all the duckets he gonna get.
Probably not in will..

Def extra extra extra suicide watch... buuuuuuddddddy.

 

I heard she sold her house like a couple months back for a couple mil... damn.

 

Bro.

 

this was a bit on Jimmy Fallon

 

I never claimed to be original.

Never

 

In fact, quite the opposite. 10/10 hack.

 

Look at me, I'm a nerd -ladiboi

 

 

<belches>

Just ate. Wife made laksa.

 

My Cocaine is a pretty cool actor. I usually enjoy his characters in his movies.

 

some men just want to watch the world burn

 

 

Backs

 

Probably got darker being at the beach.

 

Hit up Balboa Park, walked around checked out some of the museums.

 

It was a little toasty out there.



Saw my life flash before my eyes. Majofo said don't get raped. TSA dude out of SMF was trying to rape me.

Went thru the scanner, came out lady said I needed to be patted down. (Probably because BBC) some little Asian guy walks over.

Sir, I have to pat you down. Do you want it done here or in a private area.

Me: Hell no, you pat me down right here.

Patted me down, come to find out I had a plastic Easter egg in my pocket that I placed in there to hide from the kids.

Wife was sitting with my daughter at the other end since she just had to go thru the metal detector.

Leaving San Diego, TSA: Are you the husband? Just come thru the metal detector, you don't need to wait in that line.

 

one of my favorites!!!!

 

is that possible?


did you marry a black chick there or something?

 

I'm more of a Carmel skin complexion, I could come back looking Tyrese black.

 

Caramel ya dolt


Carmel is a city in SD County

 

Soory.

didn't notice I forgot the A. I looked at it after I posted and it didn't even click.

 

Actually since I'm being Pedantic.. Carmel is actually in Central CA by the coast, Mount Carmel is what I was thinking about in SD.



/self-owned