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Old 01-30-2019, 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
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I was cruising SoCo last week
Have you been recently, it'll resonate
You should go

Greatest hits of Ramblings right there.

Also, need an IP check for Mystery Meat. I think he might be Saintor with the VW takes.
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MM doesn't even know Taintor
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MM doesn't even know Taintor
Let's just say you never see MM and Saintor in the same room.
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Originally Posted by rockstar143

Frantz, your presence here is welcome as fuck. @Franchise1124
You practice your "it was so hard to be away from you all day" face yet for when you get home today?

Sold Vagon, sold Audi...
still has my Yukon for creepin, Volvo for the ladies (literally) and S2000 for the 19 year old brorape trap...
J still has the Ody...

We got engaged last week...don't think I mentioned it.
Z is getting the sounds and able to put 2 or three of them together now...got her to sound out HONDAAAAA yesterday.

Austin got fucked, but he asked for it, right @Undying Dreams ?!?!!
Making lots of big boy moves I see! Congrats on the engagement! Sorry to see the V go but I'm sure you'll replace it sooner or later. Probably.

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Ring is probably a crush washer from his first oil change on the black TL
Sentimental value

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Kurt, I'd take your S4 over Yummy's S5 in a heartbeat! But Yummy's car got dat "cool" gangsta vibe to it. Kurt's car looks like a lightly modded VW Passat, but I like it that way.
That's disrespectful


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Thanks, my friend...
when it's right, it's right...
I ain't even scared.
The night I met her early on "I was like oh hell no never getting married again"...
then I met her and was like "maybe one more time but really that's it, never again after that"
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Mystery Meat is the kind of guy that will get a dollar tip at work and then one of the other car waxers will trade him two shiny quarters for it.

And Mystery Meat will take those two quarters because two is more than one.

And the wheel detailer guy will trade him three dimes for those two quarters.

And Mystery Meat will take those three dimes because three is more than two.

And the chrome buffer will trade him four nickles for those three dimes.

And Mystery Meat will take those four nickles because four is more than three.

And then the Burrito Guy who gives lotion handies in the bathroom will trade him five shiny pennies for those four nickles.

And Mystery Meat will take those five pennies because five is more than four.

And then Mystery Meat tells his mom about what he did, trading the dollar for two quarters for three dimes for four nickles for five pennies, beaming with pride.

And his mom will shed a tear, take a deep breath, and tell Mystery Meat how proud she is of her smart little boy.
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Suck it.
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Morning, slores.

Working from home today...fighting a lousy cold too.
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Fucking Joe...
FUCKING JOE!
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Yum, want to work from our tent today?
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car waxers = 50% return
wheel detailer guy = 67% return
chrome buffer dude = 50% return
burrito / lotion handies guy = 300% return

Dude eating a burrito and giving handies in the bathroom is winning in life
Be more like burrito lotion handies guy
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I bet none of them got the emotional gratification return that MM did though.
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I’m fighting a cold too. Headed into the office to get my laptop and then bounce to work from home.
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MM drives a Hyundai Kia whatever and has the nerve to take shots...

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Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
Let's upstage them all with an RS10. Both bigger and smaller.


It will make everyone elses car look like a Jetta in comparison.
except a Kia. It will still be a Kia.
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HUMP day!
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
I bet none of them got the emotional gratification return that MM did though.
Says the guy that traded every car in his life for a hug and a BJ (given, not taken)
J's a giver
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Old 01-30-2019, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
That's obviously false.
you got proof?


we gone need some pics
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Mystery Meat is the kind of guy that will get a dollar tip at work and then one of the other car waxers will trade him two shiny quarters for it.

And Mystery Meat will take those two quarters because two is more than one.

And the wheel detailer guy will trade him three dimes for those two quarters.

And Mystery Meat will take those three dimes because three is more than two.

And the chrome buffer will trade him four nickles for those three dimes.

And Mystery Meat will take those four nickles because four is more than three.

And then the Burrito Guy who gives lotion handies in the bathroom will trade him five shiny pennies for those four nickles.

And Mystery Meat will take those five pennies because five is more than four.

And then Mystery Meat tells his mom about what he did, trading the dollar for two quarters for three dimes for four nickles for five pennies, beaming with pride.

And his mom will shed a tear, take a deep breath, and tell Mystery Meat how proud she is of her smart little boy.
bigly.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
car waxers = 50% return
wheel detailer guy = 67% return
chrome buffer dude = 50% return
burrito / lotion handies guy = 300% return

Dude eating a burrito and giving handies in the bathroom is winning in life
Be more like burrito lotion handies guy

Sounds like trickle-down economics works after all
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
Yum, want to work from our tent today?
Absolutely. You bring the wipes and I'll bring the toys.
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Just use your shirt to clean up
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Who is bringing the lube?
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Well the amateur is going to make sure we're prepared with 55Gal... ordering now, will be here in two days.


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whalecum back frantz sorry didn't acknowledge you yesterday
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Like anyone is going to need lube for your thoithoi
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i'm being generous I'm just going to sit back and watch, not participate anyway ..
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Just use spit. It'll work good enough, plus it's properly degrading.
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Look, using your shirt is so...ghetto. I'm trying to raise the quality of shenanigans in here. Gosh.
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And there is no spitting. We are classy.
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Whatever we do, we do with our pinky sticking up. And we try to speak like Englishmen.
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Shart...I hit 145K and didn't even realize.
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One day I'll have that power...
but maybe good highway mileage too
This is the exact combo I always said I wanted to try
https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/invent...ting=219333629

although for that much money...hard to argue about this being a better buy
I never realized the DRL portion of the light is different on the 2011
https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/invent...ting=223831157
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Well the amateur is going to make sure we're prepared with 55Gal... ordering now, will be here in two days.
cheap ass pay the 3.99 for next day delivery.

Damn it, see if they have it on prime now.
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A Z06...


im trying to find my replacement. Still don’t know what I want.
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cheap ass pay the 3.99 for next day delivery.

Damn it, see if they have it on prime now.
bruh i ain't made of money


BYOL then



ungrateful SOB
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