The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
#881
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I heard some shit like some kids who are allergic to nuts, can eat nuts, but they'll react if they touch it
open wide
open wide
#882
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Thread Starter
so no fondling, straight to action..
my ninjas...
my ninjas...
#883
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I saw some viral article about a mom who gave her kid a PB&J sandwich at Target
Whole internet is OMG, you can kill someone!!!!
and here I am letting my nuts hang..
Whole internet is OMG, you can kill someone!!!!
and here I am letting my nuts hang..
#884
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Hey, if your kid's allergic to nuts, don't bring them around here
Probably don't bring them around here anyways
They'll get dealt with, you too
#toxicitywarning
Probably don't bring them around here anyways
They'll get dealt with, you too
#toxicitywarning
#885
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Thread Starter
TLX is probably a nut free zone..
#886
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Thread Starter
Or they're just FILLED with nuts...
better stay away to be safe..
hear that Kurt ya fucking idiot THERE'S GLUTEN THERE !
better stay away to be safe..
hear that Kurt ya fucking idiot THERE'S GLUTEN THERE !
#887
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
My brosef is allergic to shrimp
Motherfucker is always eating shrimp
He says he stops when his throat gets itchy
I always offer to scratch it but he says he's cool
I'll just wait til he gets anaphylaxis and he needs his throat widened
Motherfucker is always eating shrimp
He says he stops when his throat gets itchy
I always offer to scratch it but he says he's cool
I'll just wait til he gets anaphylaxis and he needs his throat widened
#888
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Thread Starter
epipen...
epipens
penis ep..
irruminati confirmed
epipens
penis ep..
irruminati confirmed
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MrsWagon is allergic to all sorts of shit. But she keeps eating it and is convinced that she's working on building up a tolerance.
I'm like, "You're building up to full on anaphylaxis. Lemme know when you need the hind lick maneuver."
I'm like, "You're building up to full on anaphylaxis. Lemme know when you need the hind lick maneuver."
#891
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
hind lick maneuver
sounds like the J special
sounds like the J special
#893
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I couldn't find it, had to improvise
#894
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
FFS Kurt
Get out of the way
Get out of the way
#897
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Shit, he's alive
These ninjas was plotting on you cuhh
These ninjas was plotting on you cuhh
#898
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
#899
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Demz be racist
#903
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Can't stand these hos mang
Pour one out for Kurt
Pour one out for Kurt
#904
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
#907
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
You know what it is, different day, same shit
Nothing changes in the hood
Nothing changes in the hood
#908
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
#909
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Sometimes at the same time
#910
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
These cats fell off.. too bad mang.
Never trust a ho (Tinashe)
Never trust a ho (Tinashe)
#911
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
The nuts on this kid, let 'em hang
#912
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
He gettin ass or nah?
Hopefully he catch a fade, fuccboi
Hopefully he catch a fade, fuccboi
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Yeah, he's going to get laid. He's also most likely going to get 18 years of dodging child support payments as well because, judging from that poster, planning isn't his strong suit.
Also, anyone who would be the intended target of that type of prom invitation, likely would be wearing a dress made of duct tape or Natty Lite boxes, and thus also shows their proviclivity to making bad decisions.
And third point, they'll probably be making meth fueled, premature ejaculation, sweaty fuck by the romantically flickering light of a burning cross and the rhythmic chants of "America first."
Racist ass fuckboy. That right there is the jeuvenile version of an Audi driving, "please stuff my wife with your bbc while I jack it and cry", internet toughguy cuck. Fer sur.
Also, anyone who would be the intended target of that type of prom invitation, likely would be wearing a dress made of duct tape or Natty Lite boxes, and thus also shows their proviclivity to making bad decisions.
And third point, they'll probably be making meth fueled, premature ejaculation, sweaty fuck by the romantically flickering light of a burning cross and the rhythmic chants of "America first."
Racist ass fuckboy. That right there is the jeuvenile version of an Audi driving, "please stuff my wife with your bbc while I jack it and cry", internet toughguy cuck. Fer sur.
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#918
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Yep, Sarasota
He probably got money too
He probably got money too
#919
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I was reading that students said he threw a banana and told a black student to go fetch
Plus prevalence of white students calling black students monkeys or n[redacted]
Plus prevalence of white students calling black students monkeys or n[redacted]
#920
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)