The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (ʎluO sɹǝsoo7)
03-24-2021, 11:08 AM
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Fake spring is in full swing here. Sunny and t-shirt weather so far this week, but it looks like we're going to touch freezing temps again next week.
03-24-2021, 12:01 PM
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03-24-2021, 02:51 PM
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Poor Tobey.
03-24-2021, 04:54 PM
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Sick fuck.
03-24-2021, 06:12 PM
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ffs. have some respeks mm
03-24-2021, 10:04 PM
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Must just be how they do... down there in Loosiana
03-25-2021, 11:42 AM
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i miss @kurtatx
03-25-2021, 11:42 AM
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I miss uncle jofo
03-25-2021, 11:45 AM
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I miss having blocked mm
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03-25-2021, 11:46 AM
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03-25-2021, 11:48 AM
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03-25-2021, 11:57 AM
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i miss @kurtatx
03-25-2021, 11:58 AM
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Day.
Just took a lunch break and dropped some weed-n-feed on my front weeds. Hopefully the crabgrass starts growing soon so it starts to look like a lawn again.
03-25-2021, 12:02 PM
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yeah i was just luring him back in so we can shit on him again..
i miss @UlsterBoy13 and his bright orange shoes
see what i did there?
i miss @UlsterBoy13 and his bright orange shoes
see what i did there?
03-25-2021, 12:03 PM
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03-25-2021, 12:07 PM
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hide by cutting the white flowers off with a fresh cut so the judges don't notice it in the pics.
03-25-2021, 12:28 PM
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Dollarweed is the little fucker that has taken over my lawn. Generally, I don't do much because I am for sure not YOTM guy. Eventually it'll rain enough and the St.Asshole will grow thick enough to choke out the DollaDolla Weed. But every couple years or so I get the Dad-itch to pick up a bag of green-up and weed killer at the Home Cheapo. I noticed my neighbor had put down the big money Scotts Turfbuilder, so I got out the leftover bag of BudgetCo Sand+ Chem "fertilizer" product and used it up. Damn shit had absorbed so much moisture from the air that the end of the bag dripped out into the spreader and made my eyes water from the overwhelming ammonia smell.
This'll either be the best lawn year evar, or I'll need to rake up all the dead brown grass and pay someone to huck rolls of sod at it.
Time will tell.
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03-25-2021, 12:29 PM
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03-25-2021, 12:29 PM
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Fuckin' guy over there. Thinking that people are *just now* noticing he's a MM. roflcopter.wmv
Only kurt approaches that level of obtuse. FFS.
Only kurt approaches that level of obtuse. FFS.
03-25-2021, 12:32 PM
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I've thought about it. All of my previous yards have been rocks. I heard that you can't do that here because the hurricanes will pick up all the rocks and make like a shotgun blast to the whole neighborhood.
But you know what? I think that might just be bullshit.
Not that it matters. The HOA, who really owns my house but just lets me live here, would never go for it. The pearls would get clutched so tight they'd shatter... and that sort of thing is not what a tejas jentleman does.
But you know what? I think that might just be bullshit.
Not that it matters. The HOA, who really owns my house but just lets me live here, would never go for it. The pearls would get clutched so tight they'd shatter... and that sort of thing is not what a tejas jentleman does.
03-25-2021, 01:00 PM
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Get heavier rocks, that'll solve the problem 
03-25-2021, 01:21 PM
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Aka, the Mystery Meat solution.
03-25-2021, 02:57 PM
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LMAO, in a cinderblock prison of emotion.
plus, passed out gf.
Dude, you are YOTM candidate this year for sure...HOA pretended we didn't have sprinklers
for the first 4 years I lived where I'm at now...I'm like, GTFO out assholes...I pay to maintain them
and I've found at least 5 sprinkler heads. I don't want shitty grass all winter!
plus, passed out gf.
Dude, you are YOTM candidate this year for sure...HOA pretended we didn't have sprinklers
for the first 4 years I lived where I'm at now...I'm like, GTFO out assholes...I pay to maintain them
and I've found at least 5 sprinkler heads. I don't want shitty grass all winter!
03-26-2021, 07:33 AM
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Day.
03-26-2021, 09:40 AM
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It's coffee time until it's bourbon time.
03-26-2021, 10:22 AM
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On the way. But if I don't use the secret code word, put a bullet in my head because I'm really MM wearing me as a skinsuit.
03-26-2021, 10:23 AM
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Actually, forgo the bullet... have some cinderblocks in your trunk.