A TL-P is faster than a TL-S...

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 05-10-2005, 11:50 AM
  #1  
My M45 loves to eat rice
Thread Starter
 
MattT516's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Age: 38
Posts: 1,327
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
A TL-P is faster than a TL-S...

When you have three of your fattest friends with you in the car. I was just driving at about 2 in the morning last night with my friends. Here's the rundown: my 250-pound friend Neil was in the frontseat, and my two 300-pound friends were in the backseat. Excluding me, my rims, and my system, that's 850 pounds of extra weight. The rims were even rubbing a little with those two in the back. The TL-P, which was a '99-'01 and looked bonestock to me, wanted to rumble. I guess he wanted to have the story of beating the almighty TL-S so he could tell all his friends. Being the knucklehead that I am but knowing I'd get crushed with the extra weight in the car, I went from light-to-light on an empty road. The TL-P walked all over me. He honestly had like 2-3 car lengths on me by the time I hit VTEC. What a pathetic display for the Type-S... now all I have to do is get him while I'm alone without the Triple Towers in the car...

Old 05-10-2005, 12:00 PM
  #2  
Drifting
 
Bxscig's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 3,486
Likes: 0
Received 9 Likes on 7 Posts
An extra 850 pounds lol I already dont like driving around 4 medium sized ppl in the car
Old 05-10-2005, 12:34 PM
  #3  
Racer
 
AcuraTl203's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 470
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
the buffet place must hate it when u guys pull up, get a filter a pulley and some other goodies to compensate for your friends
Old 05-10-2005, 12:37 PM
  #4  
Registered Abuser of VTEC
 
youngTL's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Edmonton, Alberta
Age: 40
Posts: 6,542
Received 115 Likes on 84 Posts
The staff at all-you-can-eat restaurants probably shake in fear!
Old 05-10-2005, 12:44 PM
  #5  
Drifting
 
aaronnn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Jersey City
Age: 38
Posts: 3,197
Received 13 Likes on 11 Posts
i feel bad for your TL-S. taking that kind of torture.. wow
Old 05-10-2005, 12:46 PM
  #6  
2Poor 2Furious
 
t0ast's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Berkeley, CA
Age: 44
Posts: 1,022
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
take out the seats and seatbelts to balance out your friends. they can sit on the floorboards!
Old 05-10-2005, 12:50 PM
  #7  
Drifting
 
Bxscig's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 3,486
Likes: 0
Received 9 Likes on 7 Posts
Originally Posted by t0ast
take out the seats and seatbelts to balance out your friends. they can sit on the floorboards!
Actually the car does feel smoother with the rear seats and center console removed.
Old 05-10-2005, 02:38 PM
  #8  
Pro
 
SilverIce2000's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Long Island, NY
Age: 40
Posts: 703
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
power to TL-P!
Old 05-10-2005, 02:40 PM
  #9  
Three Wheelin'
 
patrick's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Vancouver, BC
Posts: 1,876
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by AcuraTl203
the buffet place must hate it when u guys pull up, get a filter a pulley and some other goodies to compensate for your friends
With all that weight, adding a pulley or header won't do much good. The only possible thing that could compensate for his friends' weight would be a way bigger engine.
Old 05-10-2005, 02:58 PM
  #10  
05 C230K & 09 135i 6MT
 
03CoupeV6's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: GA
Posts: 3,732
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Wow way to show sensitivity to the faults of people you call your friends.
Old 05-10-2005, 03:11 PM
  #11  
GO TIME
 
SHINY TL-13's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: MA
Age: 44
Posts: 441
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
that is some serious weight in your car.
Old 05-10-2005, 04:37 PM
  #12  
8th Gear
 
lonbon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Lincoln, NE
Age: 64
Posts: 8
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
A TL-P could probably dust an M-3 with that much weight in it.
Old 05-10-2005, 06:52 PM
  #13  
'99 Acura 3.2TL
 
@cUr@-TL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Quebec
Age: 37
Posts: 4,862
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by 03CoupeV6
Wow way to show sensitivity to the faults of people you call your friends.
I dont think he was being mean by any way... give the guy some slack.
Old 05-10-2005, 06:58 PM
  #14  
Moderator Alumnus
 
FiftyFive's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: SW Connecticut
Age: 39
Posts: 10,823
Received 52 Likes on 36 Posts
you know the guy in the TL-P was happy
Old 05-10-2005, 07:04 PM
  #15  
Instructor
 
ryanconk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Warwick NY
Age: 46
Posts: 165
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
A Sad day in Type-S history
Old 05-10-2005, 07:08 PM
  #16  
UB6IB9
 
1st timer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: montreal
Age: 49
Posts: 1,400
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Originally Posted by FiftyFive
you know the guy in the TL-P was happy
Damn right,I'm happy!!! I also raced a TL-S and we were dead even from 0-180 approx,and then we raced again i was in ss mode and i had 3 cars on him,call it luck if you want but i was surprised.
Old 05-10-2005, 07:33 PM
  #17  
Moderator Alumnus
 
FiftyFive's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: SW Connecticut
Age: 39
Posts: 10,823
Received 52 Likes on 36 Posts
Originally Posted by 1st timer
Damn right,I'm happy!!! I also raced a TL-S and we were dead even from 0-180 approx,and then we raced again i was in ss mode and i had 3 cars on him,call it luck if you want but i was surprised.
oh you were the one he raced with the 3 big dudes in the car?
Old 05-10-2005, 08:02 PM
  #18  
UB6IB9
 
1st timer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: montreal
Age: 49
Posts: 1,400
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Originally Posted by FiftyFive
oh you were the one he raced with the 3 big dudes in the car?
hum..NO!
Old 05-10-2005, 08:10 PM
  #19  
NiGhT rIdEr
 
bkzjimmy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: brooklyn, ny
Age: 45
Posts: 3,269
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
next time u got all ur friends in ur car, come to park slope so we can race and i can feel good about myself lo <tl-p with no performance mods!l
Old 05-10-2005, 08:41 PM
  #20  
Race Director
 
TeknoKing's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 10,497
Received 277 Likes on 161 Posts
lol, u should of asked yer friends kindly to vacate the car

I'm nicely modded (TL-P), I've beatin' stock Type-Ss', so dont feel bad, it just wasnt yer night. Next time you will get 'em!

later
Old 05-10-2005, 09:56 PM
  #21  
Pro
 
crazym0nkey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: San Francisco/Riverside
Age: 39
Posts: 653
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Time to start modding.

That way you can those bastard TL-Ps with/without people in you car.

Just kidding. TL Love for everyone :gheyhug:
Old 05-11-2005, 02:20 AM
  #22  
08 WDP TL-S
 
Bread-A Spec's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Richmond,BC
Age: 39
Posts: 1,089
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Originally Posted by crazym0nkey
Time to start modding.

That way you can those bastard TL-Ps with/without people in you car.

Just kidding. TL Love for everyone :gheyhug:
yeah....time to modding.......Supercharge your TL-S........haha
Old 05-11-2005, 03:12 AM
  #23  
2Poor 2Furious
 
t0ast's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Berkeley, CA
Age: 44
Posts: 1,022
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Just slap some stickers on....have your friends carry stickers around if they wanna ride in your car. One sticker per friend = 15 hp
Old 05-11-2005, 08:34 AM
  #24  
Senior Moderator
 
F23A4's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Age: 56
Posts: 17,901
Received 1,671 Likes on 932 Posts
Originally Posted by AcuraTl203
the buffet place must hate it when u guys pull up


With an extra 850lbs, I think I could take Matt's TL-S with my minivan. That's a LOT of humanity for that poor TL-S to carry.
Old 05-11-2005, 08:35 AM
  #25  
Drifting
 
MikePA's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: PA
Posts: 2,242
Likes: 0
Received 4 Likes on 4 Posts
Gives a whole new meaning to 'haul ass'.
Old 05-11-2005, 08:51 AM
  #26  
sumbdy gettin used 2nite!
 
bmoreTLS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Baltimore
Age: 42
Posts: 594
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by MikePA
Gives a whole new meaning to 'haul ass'.
HA HA HA
Old 05-11-2005, 09:18 AM
  #27  
Senior Moderator
 
fsttyms1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Appleton WI
Age: 49
Posts: 81,383
Received 3,063 Likes on 2,119 Posts
Originally Posted by MikePA
Gives a whole new meaning to 'haul ass'.
haha
Old 05-11-2005, 12:43 PM
  #28  
Racer
 
Elementz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Mechanicsburg, PA
Age: 50
Posts: 346
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
LOL!!! TL-P's rock. I've got most of the performance mods and my ride is NO joke!!!!
Old 05-11-2005, 01:13 PM
  #29  
Racer
 
fiveoh-tl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Mahopac, NY
Age: 51
Posts: 381
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by MattT516
......I guess he wanted to have the story of beating the almighty TL-S so he could tell all his friends......
LMAO.....I've never thought of the TLS as "almighty".....can't say I've ever heard someone refer to it as such either.
Old 05-11-2005, 01:48 PM
  #30  
Three Wheelin'
 
TL260power's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: NOVA
Posts: 1,577
Likes: 0
Received 6 Likes on 5 Posts
theres only one way to fix this......




































NEVER RACE WHEN YOU HAVE THAT MUCH WEIGHT IN YOUR CAR!!!!!! THERES NO NEED TO SPEND MONEY FOR PERFORMANCE MODS TO BEAT A TL-P WITH YOUR HEAVY FRIENDS IN IT
Old 05-11-2005, 08:13 PM
  #31  
My M45 loves to eat rice
Thread Starter
 
MattT516's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Age: 38
Posts: 1,327
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by fiveoh-tl
LMAO.....I've never thought of the TLS as "almighty".....can't say I've ever heard someone refer to it as such either.
I didn't mean it as offensive to the TL-P owners, I just meant it as a joke. After this situation occurred, we could now refer to stock TL-P's as ''almighty.''

The best part was my friends saying after it happened, ''gee, I wonder why that happened, is the regular TL really that fast?'' I said, ''no fool, look at all the weight we have in the car!''
Old 05-11-2005, 10:23 PM
  #32  
NiGhT rIdEr
 
bkzjimmy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: brooklyn, ny
Age: 45
Posts: 3,269
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Originally Posted by MattT516
: is the regular TL really that fast?'' I said, ''no fool, look at all the weight we have in the car!''
i think my tl-p is pretty quick, and i dont have any performance mods im happy as hell wit my power
Old 06-01-2005, 03:20 PM
  #33  
Intermediate
 
Ice Man's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Age: 46
Posts: 39
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by 1st timer
Damn right,I'm happy!!! I also raced a TL-S and we were dead even from 0-180 approx,and then we raced again i was in ss mode and i had 3 cars on him,call it luck if you want but i was surprised.
I think you added a 1 in front of your 80.
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
mlody
5G TLX (2015-2020)
85
12-04-2019 02:11 PM
rcs86
Car Parts for Sale
3
08-02-2016 06:52 PM
Chojun
2G TL (1999-2003)
22
12-16-2015 07:12 PM
Oakroadsteve
3G TL (2004-2008)
9
10-28-2015 10:28 PM
Robospinner
3G TL Tires, Wheels & Suspension
22
09-24-2015 08:47 AM



Quick Reply: A TL-P is faster than a TL-S...



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:23 PM.