I hate when I spank someone, the spanked person starts driving superfast and cutting in and out of traffic and acting crazy.

Today I was on the highway driving next to this Lincoln LS. He was going a little slower in the left lane, so I gradually passed him in the right lane. Then there was a slow truck up the road in the right lane. This is when the Lincoln starts speeding up, hard, as if to prevent me from going in the left lane. There was plenty of room ahead of me still, so I wooped LS' ass and safely switched to the left lane.

Then the LS driver lost it and started driving like a maniac. I was hoping he would run into a cop, but he was lucky today. There was actually a trooper down the road but for some reason he did not react.

 

I'm sure that guy was pissed.....those LS's aren't slow.