Old ladies love the TLS!
03-28-2002, 03:08 PM
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Old ladies love the TLS!
I am returning to work from lunch blasting Jay-Z's "big pimping" when I get to a red light. Its a beautiful day so my windows are down. In the corner of my eye on the left I see the car next to me creep up a little so I turn to look. I see some old ladies in a Camry, I think, looking at me and saying something so I lower the music and say, "excuse me, " thinking they are asking for directions. The driver (leaning forward) asks, "Is that the new Acura?"
"Yes it is" I reply with a slight grin.
"Thats a sharp looking car"
"Thank you"
And so the light changes and Iwe continue on our way. Had I been 25-35 years older I would have been all over it. As it turns out it was a very nice compliment!
"Yes it is" I reply with a slight grin.
"Thats a sharp looking car"
"Thank you"
And so the light changes and Iwe continue on our way. Had I been 25-35 years older I would have been all over it. As it turns out it was a very nice compliment!
03-28-2002, 05:04 PM
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At 20 a man is a peacock, at 30 a lion, at 40 a camel, at 50 a serpent, at 60 a dog, at 70 an ape, and at 80 nothing.
Baltasar Gracián (1601–58), Spanish writer, Jesuit priest.
If you were 25-35 years older, she/they would have killed you!!!
Be grateful for their kindness!!!
Baltasar Gracián (1601–58), Spanish writer, Jesuit priest.
If you were 25-35 years older, she/they would have killed you!!!
Be grateful for their kindness!!!
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04-01-2002, 12:36 PM
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Originally posted by ferizzo
Yeah they did! They knew what was up with the "Big Pimping" coming out the speakers!
Yeah they did! They knew what was up with the "Big Pimping" coming out the speakers!
04-01-2002, 03:10 PM
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I'M ONLY 23 & I'VE RAN THRU A COUPLE OF OLDER WOMEN...I USED TO LOVE THEM UNTIL I CAME ACROSS A PSYCO, SHE SLICED MY TIRE,KICKED A DENT IN MY CIVIC(MY PREV. CAR) & ATTACKED ME @WORK IN FRONT EVERYONE......I WAS 20 THEN,SHE WAS 34...I HAVEN'T DATED AN OLDER WOMAN SINCE
04-01-2002, 03:17 PM
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Blue, when I say older I mean late 50s to mid 60s! I am only 25.
Steve, I can't help it...."the older the berry the sweeter the juice"! Actually I don't think I can handle it which is why I took off!
Steve, I can't help it...."the older the berry the sweeter the juice"! Actually I don't think I can handle it which is why I took off!
04-02-2002, 09:21 AM
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DVS,
for certain! But why limit yourself to 18-26....I say 16-45!!!! Just kidding. I prefer 20-35 myself.
The thread was started with some sarcasm and humor in mind.
for certain! But why limit yourself to 18-26....I say 16-45!!!! Just kidding. I prefer 20-35 myself.
The thread was started with some sarcasm and humor in mind.
04-02-2002, 10:16 AM
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Originally posted by ferizzo
Blue, when I say older I mean late 50s to mid 60s! I am only 25.
Steve, I can't help it...."the older the berry the sweeter the juice"! Actually I don't think I can handle it which is why I took off!
Blue, when I say older I mean late 50s to mid 60s! I am only 25.
Steve, I can't help it...."the older the berry the sweeter the juice"! Actually I don't think I can handle it which is why I took off!
Originally posted by ferizzo
DVS,
for certain! But why limit yourself to 18-26....I say 16-45!!!! Just kidding. I prefer 20-35 myself.
The thread was started with some sarcasm and humor in mind.
DVS,
for certain! But why limit yourself to 18-26....I say 16-45!!!! Just kidding. I prefer 20-35 myself.
The thread was started with some sarcasm and humor in mind.
04-02-2002, 10:52 AM
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Originally posted by bluedragon
I'M ONLY 23 & I'VE RAN THRU A COUPLE OF OLDER WOMEN...I USED TO LOVE THEM UNTIL I CAME ACROSS A PSYCO, SHE SLICED MY TIRE,KICKED A DENT IN MY CIVIC(MY PREV. CAR) & ATTACKED ME @WORK IN FRONT EVERYONE......I WAS 20 THEN,SHE WAS 34...I HAVEN'T DATED AN OLDER WOMAN SINCE
I'M ONLY 23 & I'VE RAN THRU A COUPLE OF OLDER WOMEN...I USED TO LOVE THEM UNTIL I CAME ACROSS A PSYCO, SHE SLICED MY TIRE,KICKED A DENT IN MY CIVIC(MY PREV. CAR) & ATTACKED ME @WORK IN FRONT EVERYONE......I WAS 20 THEN,SHE WAS 34...I HAVEN'T DATED AN OLDER WOMAN SINCE
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