http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

ya the stuff is pretty crazy around here...

-who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or god... good question... Chuck Norris is god.

-chuck norris was born in a log cabin that he built.

-chuck norris sleeps at night with a nightlight.... not because he is scared of the night.... but because the night is scared of him.

-everynight before the boogieman goes to bed he checks in his closet for chuck norris.

-if rock can beat scissors, scissors beat paper and paper beat rock, who can beat all three? chuck norris of course


p.s. chuck norris was pretty good, but not jack bauer random facts is gettin preety funny

heres a taste
-When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.

-Men are ok with their wives fantasizing about Jack Bauer during sex; because they are doing the same thing.

-Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

-Your attraction to Jack Bauer in no way affects your sexual orientation.

-There are no such thing as lesbians, just women who never met Jack Bauer.

-You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

 

Probably a Anyways, wrong forum, this belongs in Ramblings and there are several "Chuck Norris" threads there.

 

Wrong forum


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