K guys.. this is messed up... i was @ a bar with my friends... watchin the slam dunk competition, having a few beers, playing some pool.. the usual... i probably had more then usual.... needed the usual so i call up my girl and met up with her.... had something to eat on the way..... then on the way back... i see a cop car waiting at a red light... (3 lanes) , so i went all the way to the right lane that was free.. so now its me , this other car and the cop car @ a red light...

as the light gets green... i didn't slam the gas but i did accelerate in a very smooth manner really fast.. (i dunno if that made sense but pretty much really nice acceleration without any tire noise)....when i hit 60km/h , i let go of the gas and slowed down to like 58km/h and cruised.... all i can see is the cop car like 6 cars behind me in the rearview....

all the other cars were driving like pussies... just because there is a stupid cop.. everyone thinks u gotta go like 10 under the limit (it was a max 60km/h, which is like max 40miles for u guys i think) ... so neways...

i hit another red... and this time.. the COP car turned into my lane and is right behind me.... and i'm @ a red with 2 other cars on each lane.... i told myself "u cop has shit on me...so screw it.." and as soon as it green, i did the same thing... nice smooth acceleration..... finally.. i'm driving... and guess wat.. a big ass pothole so i quickly move around it (i have rims so had to look out) ... and after like 10 seconds... the cop puts the lights on and pulls me over..... almost ilke the cop had nothing on me so was waiting til i did something....

so i wait and SHE (ya. it was a she.. bad huh) .. comes and asks me if i had anything to drink? i was like "ah avoiding a pothole doesnt mean i'm drunk...but to answer ur question, ya i did.. a few drinks at the bar" ....

i thought being honest would let me slip.. but GUESS wat.. the cop goes to her car after gettin my info and then tells me to get out of the car for a breath-lizer.. man... thats when i was freakin out.. cuz i know i was feelin buzzed....

and i didnt' want them to tow car so ya.. she does it.. i told her i had asthma and screwd up a few times but didn't help... finally. she had the reading... at the time i was just like making small talk with her .... and while she was waiting for the results.. she says "so your car is tinted huh" i'm like "ya... limo tints... no one can see nothing...." she is like "u know thats illegal eh" i'm like 'ah no.. its only illegal in the frnot.. and my fronts are legal.. they are 35%"... she just shut up after that.. hahaha......

neways so the result came in.. it was like .021 or something. i never had it done so had no clue wat the hell that reading was.. but i got off.... man...i think the sex and food helped with gettin rid of the alcohol in the system.... dunno but that was crazy still.....

i guess i forgot about the fact that i drank before having fun with the cop.. hehe

 

.21? Damn bro you got lucky...If that was me here in IL i'd be sitting in jail and my car would be getting ass raped on a town truck

 

man ur fuckin lucky, hear this shit all the time but never goes good for me. haaha.

 

i almost got pulled over yesterday too, cop was on me for 2 lights, followed me when i made my left, and then another left still following me and then i opened the gated garage for work and drove in and sat their. dominated.

 

damn dude. .08 is the limit here, so .021 is legal(that is if my math is corect witch im sure it aint)

 

he said 0.021 not 0.21

are you sure you are not drunk??

 

ROFL

 

I am sure if you would of been here in OK, I know its a state with more cows than people, but you would of been having fun behind the bars with Jemal and Jesus (by the way, thats not Jesus...but HESUS, you know, the mixican guy) ROFL YOu probably would of got a ticket for your windows here, and for talking back to an officer and of course for driving under the influence.

OH and you know what would they tell you about pot holes here? I didn't see anything and I was right behind you!!! I Hate pigs...but I do like pork chop.

 

"I hate pigs, but i do like pork chop..."

hmmmmmm Porkchops... *drool* me want bacon too

 

Nothing to do with 2nd gen TL. Belongs in ramblings or car talk. Thread closed.

PS You're weren't drunk when you were pulled over. Very misleading ... very typical PW'ing ...