more than a mirror, bumper, grill and paint? dont think so.i want to do something simple, not too big but just so their pissed off.

 

i think just pulling the valve stems will proably suffice for your requirements, especially if you do it when they our out late having fun, then they want to go home but all their tires are flat

 

im not gonna stalk them.lol

 

just put a gps tracker on their car or something, then when you strike take it back

 

or if you know that they don't have keyless entry and have to use a key to get in, take a rivet and install it into each key slot, so then they have drill them out or replace them to have it working again, a screw would work too, but they might be able to just take a screwdriver and just undo it

 

jack the car up from the middle column

 

garden hose thru window turn water on, great stuff in gas filler, get lots of stick on wheel weights and load up the wheels in one spot so that it shakes like mad i could go on and on but it probably isnt a good idea

 

@ this thread.

I know what to search next time someone does something to my car...LOL!

 

Quite possibly the best username EVER. l0l

But I like the idea of the rivets in the key holes and the wheel weights. Keep em coming guys!

 

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give me more ideas.. i like this.

 

omg.....

wow.. lol

 

thread subscribed

 

did that on my first post in the thread

 

I remember when I had my 6th Gen Accord Coupe... someone put pancake syrup all over it. when it dries up, it gets hard like tree sap. Really hard to take off. Just an idea.

 

^great idea also.

 

WOW. yall are crazy....................









But while we're on the subject............... I removed my ex-girlfriends brother's spark plugs once. he kept asking me "what could it be?" i told him i tried everything. he bought a new battery and was about to buy a starter and alternator but i didnt want to install all that shit so i put them back in and started the car when he went inside..


Then there is the unplug all the window regulators and let off a stink bob in the car....classic

 

the issue with that is Rajca doesn't work on their car (assumming; spelling?)and does not want to break into it

 

Sorry man. that sucks. Some ideas:

1) Giant penis on the their back window in window paint that they don't notice till their in traffic and everyone is staring at them

2) not sure if this works but freeze expanding insulation foam and cut the can in half when its frozen, stick it in their back seat and when it thaws the fun begins

3) Stick the nastiest smelling cheese like limburger cheese inside their vents, i hear you can never fully get the smell out.

 

Flatten one tire, then put JB weld on the lugs. They will never get that sum bitch off!

 

Tonights your night Raj, its halloween so they will think it was some mischievous kid or something.

 

i like this^

 

shit. i just got another speeding ticket while on supervision. fuck

 

???supervision=red license??? the one where you are only allowed to drive to and from work and/or school

cause if so when i had a red license i had gotten two speeding tickets on it within like a week and only a month after i got the red license
btw: that f***ing blows, stupid piggies, they just need go drink their coffee and eat their donuts

 

no red license here. but u cant get a ticker while on supervision or ur old ticket comes back and u have to go to court. im gonna see if a friend can do anything about ti.

 

Tell them you had bad Mexican, have a phobia of public restroom and you have to take a huge shit so you were speeding home.

 

so how fast did the piggy say you were going, also all the tickits i got later i had to go to court for, they would not let me just pay them and be done with it, lucky i have only 1 tickit on my license right now (for insurance purposes) and the last one should come off next august or so, but don't worry i have gone through what you are going through now (license has been suspended 3 times since i started driving 7 years ago, basically all for speeding)

btw: i would say 98% of cops are pigs and love the power, and only 2% do it for the right reason

 

i know people who will hold it, till they get home including peeing

 

53 in a 35. he said i lit up the tires at the light , damn fuckin spacer i installed and all the power. i told him i didnt light them up but they were breaking loose. he said that that doesnt matter and i was speeding. so i got a speeding ticket, thats all. pay and go to traffic school and maybe i will get away with it.

 

"bows head in shame" well, that's kind of how I got the idea... I have that phobia.. back when public schools I would excuse myself with stomach ache to go and take a dump at home. I do pee though, just taking a crap is hard.

 

if you said lighting up the tires i would think of smoke coming off the tires (aka burnout) not just chirpping the tires, it sounds like he has to make his tickit qouta for the month damn piggy, and in colorado we can't go to traffic school (for anything), so i would proably just do that especially if it completely got rid of it, cause it's the insurance that rapes you, not so much the tickit itself

as far as trying to fight it, i would say it proably be worthless except if somehow it was caught on a security camera or something, or you can somehow get a tape of the piggys dashcam (local piggys say some cars don't have dashcams ) otherwise it will be a he said, she said case, where they tend to take the piggys word as the bible

in high school i would definetly not go poop at school (except for if i absolutly had to), i might if it was first peroid or something, anything after that the bathrooms were absolutly NASTY, when i did go there i tried to hover and cover the seat with tiolet paper or something
also flushing the tiolet i always did with my foot

 

not burning out just chirping. o well.im deff going to traffic school, but gonna wait and see if my friend can help me out with this.

 

Damn man, sounds like the hits keep coming for you.....Do you by any chance run a radar detector? Mine has saved me countless amounts of times.

 

i did not mean you saying that you lite up your tires, i just meant when someone lite up their tires i think of a burnout with lots of smoke

 

^same here or a peel out.

i have a radar detector but i but it on silent bc me and a friend went to the store and my radar detector went crazy (damn trick or treaters). never new they gave out candy at stores.

 

what type of radar detecter??? (i got a a valentene 1, definetly one of the better ones, but not cheap)
also being on silent it is't much help, also try finding a better mode on it, one that will kinda ignore the false readings of stores
but also if you were the only one on the road you don't exactly get much warning cause they be radaring right at you

 

cobra something. nothing good or special.

 

I am sorry man but Cobras are awful my cousin and I went driving fast in his porshe. Told me we had nothing to worry about because of it it went of 100 times none of those times did we see a cop until there were blue lights in his mirror. That thing sucks man got him a reckless 87 in a 45

 

My friend has a Valentine 1 in his Camry seems to work really well

 

Friend also has a Cobra, thing is a piece of crap, got pulled over doing 48 in a 25.

 

does help some but knda pointless to have otherwise, just my , especially if all you can remember is it is a cobra something:shakehead
also remember a radar detecter is a tool,(if not used properly, it's useless) it is not a protect all, it just tells you a piggy is in the area using radar (or lasar/lidar [proper name])
and it also helps you if you know the road you are driving on and know where the false alarms are, geneally K and X band (alot of it is those sliding doors in stores) the big ones to pay attention to is Ka and laser/Lidar

so up that cobra something and buy a quality one
(previous owner actually gave me his passport radar dectector (so called hardwired ) with the car and i still went out and bought a valentine one, and gave his passport back to him)