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05-13-2020, 10:39 AM
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Speaking of "help Astro with some tech support"...
I was shopping for groceries on Sunday and in the back part of the store, past the OJ and by the papergoods and misc aisles, they have the end caps with discount and marked down stuff.
This week the're was one box of marked down Astrolube sitting on the shelf right next to some seasoning and stuff. Until that moment, I didn't realize HEB was that kinky. But I guess they're right, Here, Everything IS Better.
I was shopping for groceries on Sunday and in the back part of the store, past the OJ and by the papergoods and misc aisles, they have the end caps with discount and marked down stuff.
This week the're was one box of marked down Astrolube sitting on the shelf right next to some seasoning and stuff. Until that moment, I didn't realize HEB was that kinky. But I guess they're right, Here, Everything IS Better.
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05-13-2020, 10:39 AM
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Also,
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05-13-2020, 10:46 AM
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It's a Tejas grocery store. Their mascot is this acid trip of a shopping bag.
05-13-2020, 10:49 AM
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05-13-2020, 10:55 AM
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It's all fun and games until HEBuddy reaches up into his head, pulls out a tube of Astroglide, and whispers "Here, Everything's Better" (that's their tagline) while pointing at your customer service area.
05-13-2020, 11:43 AM
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Can grocery bags get boners?
05-14-2020, 09:53 AM
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Sun Up.
05-14-2020, 10:11 AM
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geez... were like cancer spreading around someones body. 
05-14-2020, 10:18 AM
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Bone cancer. 
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05-14-2020, 10:46 AM
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05-14-2020, 11:01 AM
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She loves the Big Bag Cartoon. For sure.
05-14-2020, 11:38 AM
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Nope. Just a random internet picture.
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05-14-2020, 12:52 PM
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that's not how it works...
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05-14-2020, 05:17 PM
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lol, fr.
05-20-2020, 10:24 AM
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Get some richard!
05-20-2020, 10:56 AM
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05-20-2020, 10:57 AM
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05-20-2020, 10:57 AM
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Sorry, no idea about that video...I googled "shizzle gangsta rap" and clicked on video results and that was the first thing. 
There you go.
There you go.
05-20-2020, 12:01 PM
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Matthew McConaughey is out on the prowl looking for a HEBuddy. Alright alright alright
05-20-2020, 03:57 PM
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Bruh, Matthew McConaughey was there... She's gone. 
05-27-2020, 08:26 AM
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Sun is up. Time to something something.