The 2G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Uno)
05-01-2020, 10:38 AM
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Yep. All good now. Funny, after the ER trip to staple up the hole in the back of his head, two days later he's fucking around on the couch, tumbles off, and opens the front of his head on the corner of the ottoman. That one I just held closed until it stopped bleeding.
Got the staples out this past Monday and so far all of the blood has stayed in the body this week.
Boy earned a new nickname... He is henceforth known as "Swingline"
Got the staples out this past Monday and so far all of the blood has stayed in the body this week.
Boy earned a new nickname... He is henceforth known as "Swingline"
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05-01-2020, 11:18 AM
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I know better than to leave marks. Plus, he just "falls down a lot".
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05-01-2020, 11:18 AM
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Yep. All good now. Funny, after the ER trip to staple up the hole in the back of his head, two days later he's fucking around on the couch, tumbles off, and opens the front of his head on the corner of the ottoman. That one I just held closed until it stopped bleeding.
Got the staples out this past Monday and so far all of the blood has stayed in the body this week.
Boy earned a new nickname... He is henceforth known as "Swingline"
Got the staples out this past Monday and so far all of the blood has stayed in the body this week.
Boy earned a new nickname... He is henceforth known as "Swingline"
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05-01-2020, 11:25 AM
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funny you mention that...
yesterday once again the childcare lady is like
Zoe did it again...she falls face first after tripping on
NOTHING and didn't put her hands up to break the fall.
I kept thinking Office Space red thtapler!
yesterday once again the childcare lady is like
Zoe did it again...she falls face first after tripping on
NOTHING and didn't put her hands up to break the fall.
I kept thinking Office Space red thtapler!
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05-01-2020, 11:52 AM
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MM gonna be so confused. Like, "What's so funny about that? I fall down all the time and *never* use my hands to soften the impact."
05-01-2020, 12:12 PM
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he can't risk those frail wrists..
05-01-2020, 12:48 PM
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maybe she's asian after all 
05-01-2020, 03:04 PM
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Null and proud of it
05-01-2020, 05:10 PM
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They're beating her
Of course your ass would believe them
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05-01-2020, 08:29 PM
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It's scotch o'clock
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05-01-2020, 08:36 PM
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05-01-2020, 08:38 PM
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Fuck yeah!
It was beer o'clock, but I do believe you're right, the clock has struck Scotch.
It was beer o'clock, but I do believe you're right, the clock has struck Scotch.
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05-01-2020, 09:58 PM
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05-05-2020, 08:50 AM
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Sun up again.
05-05-2020, 08:57 AM
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05-05-2020, 09:06 AM
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I bet MM likes it sunny side up
and by sunny side up
I mean getting rock bottomed
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05-05-2020, 09:28 AM
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He probably likes the idea of having his eggs cracked, but is afraid of letting someone else handle them.
05-05-2020, 11:51 AM
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05-05-2020, 02:14 PM
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w0nder how his mum is doing
05-06-2020, 10:19 AM
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Sun up again.
05-06-2020, 11:05 AM
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05-06-2020, 11:19 AM
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Kurt's just being a bitch. Liquor stores are essential businesses and were never closed. He can drive/walk/skip/scooter/dickbike/etc right on over to Specs whenever he wants and pick up some more Scotch.
05-06-2020, 11:21 AM
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It's not like some bullshit non essential businesses like restaurants, schools, and churches. Booze must flow.
05-06-2020, 11:52 AM
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05-06-2020, 12:10 PM
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Depending on the kind of party, sometimes that's a two-for-one. 
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05-06-2020, 12:36 PM
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05-06-2020, 12:50 PM
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05-06-2020, 01:05 PM
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me neither 
05-06-2020, 01:13 PM
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You can just say dibs on:
05-06-2020, 01:18 PM
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05-06-2020, 01:20 PM
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oh snap! 
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