Utterly, utterly raped by a Chevelle....

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Old Jul 19, 2003 | 02:25 PM
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Utterly, utterly raped by a Chevelle....

Hi there. Last night I was cruising down the street, and I pull up next to a Chevelle with 100 spoke rims. :'(

I look over and he is looking at my car, so I glance at the light and back at him. He revs it.....it's on!

Now, I knew unless this guy was a total novice at driving, that I was going to get raped......

BUT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMM!

He popped 2nd and he was just g-o-n-e.

It was nice to hear so much power from an engine though, after hearing fart cannon exhausts all night.
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Old Jul 19, 2003 | 04:51 PM
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call me a noob but...what the hell is a chevelle? oh shit that rhymed
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Old Jul 19, 2003 | 07:33 PM
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whoa......dont know too many people who dont know what a chevelle is
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Old Jul 19, 2003 | 08:52 PM
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Originally posted by robeaneee
call me a noob but...what the hell is a chevelle? oh shit that rhymed
Here is a 1970 Chevelle Malibu:



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Old Jul 20, 2003 | 01:55 AM
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brings back memories for us old farts
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Old Jul 20, 2003 | 04:25 AM
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haha sorry i'm korean...the oldest car that we know of would be a 1996 accord civic or integra =)
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Old Jul 20, 2003 | 10:30 AM
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Originally posted by robeaneee
haha sorry i'm korean...the oldest car that we know of would be a 1996 accord civic or integra =)
LOL...
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Old Jul 20, 2003 | 12:33 PM
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hey i would rather get beat by any muscle car than some hopped up civic NOTHING BETTER THAN AMERICAN MUSCLE
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Old Jul 20, 2003 | 02:48 PM
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Originally posted by ge1stn
hey i would rather get beat by any muscle car than some hopped up civic NOTHING BETTER THAN AMERICAN MUSCLE





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Old Jul 20, 2003 | 04:32 PM
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he he he, my friend had 2 chevelle ss's both putting down somewhere around 500 horses, the car would run 13 flat and high 12's. But one run with him in my s2k froma roll, and those 500hps were just burning gas. Not saying I beat him, but he didnt pull at ALL.

From a roll I know this would be a different story cause his car rips shit up ut of the hole.
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Old Jul 20, 2003 | 05:02 PM
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yeah american muscle isn't something you should laugh at...but i'm personally more into the luxury thing if you know what i mean..but yeah a muscle car revved at me once...and it was so damn loud i seriously jumped in my seat..sounded like a tractor on steroids or something..i ain't fuckin wit that
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Old Jul 20, 2003 | 05:57 PM
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first of all KC CL 1785 500 horses in a chevelle would run faster than 13 flat and there aint no way in hell a stock s2k would keep up with a 500 horsepower chevelle AT ANY POINT IN TIME
BUT HEY I KNOW UR GOING TO GET MAD BECAUSE I DISAGREE SO PLEASE JUST DONT WASTE UR BREATH
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Old Jul 20, 2003 | 08:42 PM
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Originally posted by ge1stn
first of all KC CL 1785 500 horses in a chevelle would run faster than 13 flat and there aint no way in hell a stock s2k would keep up with a 500 horsepower chevelle AT ANY POINT IN TIME
BUT HEY I KNOW UR GOING TO GET MAD BECAUSE I DISAGREE SO PLEASE JUST DONT WASTE UR BREATH
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Old Jul 21, 2003 | 03:02 AM
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haha seriuosly...thats like a fuckin jet or something...s2000 is very quick..but please...lets all face the facts and admit what's true and what's not
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Old Jul 21, 2003 | 03:24 AM
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500 hp chevelle should run in the 11's
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Old Jul 21, 2003 | 05:04 AM
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Originally posted by mattg
500 hp chevelle should run in the 11's
your right mattg

my buddy has a 1970 Ls6 chevelle which has the 454
and he's running in the 500 horsepower range and he's runnning 11.7's

no maxima is going to be near it i'm running low 12,s and from a roll he pulls away quite hard on me. It's usually even from 0-40 then he pulls away.
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Old Jul 21, 2003 | 05:08 AM
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dang lightningman...if he pulls on you..i think he would pull on a commercial airliner already in the air
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Old Jul 21, 2003 | 06:09 PM
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a chevelle ss came with a 396 from late 65 to 69 with 325 hp up to 375 hp... in 70 came the almighty 454 rated at 450 hp but really had over 500 hp.. these cars on glass belt tires with the 396 ran 14s but slicks stock they ran 13s.. now the 454 with shit tires from 1970 ran 13.0s so stock with drag radials or slicks 12s easy.. muscle cars where fast as hell... torque monsters they where just heavy. that was the only down fall and aerodynamics
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Old Jul 21, 2003 | 06:20 PM
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66 chevelle ss is my favorite muscle car of all time.. but a hemi is unstoppable.. they where very underrated they where rated at 435 they where over 500 hp to.. a stock hemi runs 12s thats a street hemi.. nevermind a race hemi.. 11s stock..
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Old Jul 22, 2003 | 01:02 PM
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Originally posted by ge1stn
first of all KC CL 1785 500 horses in a chevelle would run faster than 13 flat and there aint no way in hell a stock s2k would keep up with a 500 horsepower chevelle AT ANY POINT IN TIME
BUT HEY I KNOW UR GOING TO GET MAD BECAUSE I DISAGREE SO PLEASE JUST DONT WASTE UR BREATH
you guys are all welcome to your own opinions, so why would I bash on you for expressing your right.

You guys need to grow up a little before you make an assumption. And I in no way said that I beat a random 500hp chevelle with the greatest driver in the world.

I specifically said that my FRIEND had a chvelle SS with over 500hp. FRIEND!!! He was also 16 years old and didnt know how to drive worth shit. Agian, I enveer said I beat him, I said I kept up with him from a ROLL, not from the line.

Again, you are all welcome to your opinions, and I personally dont care whether you believe me or not. So in the words of a wise man, shut the fuck up you immature little piece of shit, damn noob Have a nice day
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Old Jul 22, 2003 | 01:04 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by robeaneee
haha seriuosly...thats like a fuckin jet or something...s2000 is very quick..but please...lets all face the facts and admit what's true and what's not


You are just stupid, lets face the facs, your mother must have dropped you on your head on too many times.

Like I said man, read the post and figure out all the facts before you call me a liar.

Same applies, you stupid noob
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Old Jul 22, 2003 | 08:22 PM
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i think we hit a nerve
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Old Jul 22, 2003 | 10:13 PM
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eh, stay on topic guys or I'm closing the thread.
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Old Jul 22, 2003 | 11:07 PM
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eh, stay on topic guys or I'm closing the thread.
Ehh sorry guys, had a bad day at work and this just kind of made me explode.

I apologize to both of you.
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Old Jul 23, 2003 | 04:23 AM
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its all good...i dont know shit about cars anyway haha
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Old Jul 23, 2003 | 07:13 PM
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Originally posted by robeaneee
haha sorry i'm korean...the oldest car that we know of would be a 1996 accord civic or integra =)
LOLZ...!!!!!!!!! It's so true what he said.

p.s. I'm korean too..
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Old Jul 23, 2003 | 07:55 PM
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I KNOW there are different levels of Chevelles, right?
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Old Jul 23, 2003 | 09:49 PM
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Yeah...there are fast chevelles, faster chevelles & real fuckin fast chevelles...

I believe there was a dirt-slow slant(?) six, a 327, 350(not sure), 400 small block, 396 big block(ss). I think there was even a bigger one put in the limited edition cars...maybe along the lines of a 454, etc... about that for sure.

I had a 72 SS & my dad had a 70...very quick & fun cars to beat on. I miss it sometimes...no fucking computer, just engine...I always wanted a 67 SS, they were hot IMHO.
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Old Jul 24, 2003 | 12:48 PM
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a 500hp+ should be in the mid 12 range. are you people forgettin that those things weigh around 4000lbs = or -...i had a 575hp 79 camaro that ran 12.75. thats without the 175 shot ofcourse,lol.
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Old Jul 24, 2003 | 12:50 PM
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old school american muscle was fun, but i hope you didn't plan on it to be a daily driver!!
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Old Jul 28, 2003 | 06:37 PM
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if u could find a hemi cuda or 440 cuda u could drive it every day all day go down to the track and still run 12's so to say that they were not daily drive nthat was exactly how they came
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Old Aug 3, 2003 | 10:51 AM
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we're talkin about chevelle's yeah you might be able to drive the cuda all day, but it won't be too long before your gonna be replacing something. 12's doubtful
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Old Aug 3, 2003 | 02:54 PM
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alright what about the hemi darts if they dont run 12's and are dependable im will stop but when the 426 hemi motor came out it was tuned very low and very underrated ask someone that is in their 40's or 50's that has been following hotrodding since then and he will give u the same answer that i am
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