Last Saturday, a couple of friends and I went out on a journey to gamble in an Indian reservation right next to U.C. DAVIS. I ended up losing a hundred bucks which I didn't mind, but what bothered me was that an extra $200 bucks (estimated) will be going into a fuqing speeding ticket that I could've avoided. We were on 505, a well known straightaway that screams for MAX SPEED! So I stepped on the gas peddle til the speedometer read 135... not bad. As I was cruising back down to the speed limit, my friend noticed a highway patrol coming in the opposite direction. SHIT! What the fuq should I do??? I thought about catching the junction a few miles ahead of me, I'm pretty sure I would have made it, but NO I slowed down. That fuqing bastard of a cop busted a U-turn over the center grass area and caught up to me in a blink of an eye. "Can I please see your license, registration, and proof of insurance?" the bastard demanded. So I reached into my glove box slowly, giving myself enough time to ask him, "Not to deny that I was going over 70, but how the hell did you radar me from the opposite direction?" "Sir, my radar can catch your car from anywhere! Any more questions, ask them to the judge 'cause I have no time for people like you!" "But sir..." My sentence was ended short by the cop giving me this GAY ASS stare that I can't seem forget. DAMN!
At the end, I was at home contemplating on why I didn't just gas the peddle. But fuq it, I have the ticket to deal with now. But next time I know.....
Does anyone else want to share there experiences with the cops???
Does anyone know what to say to a cop in order to get away with a ticket???
Maybe I should've offered my friend to him..." You know officer, my friend said she was willing to..." hehehehe
...Now this is for the peeps in the BAY AREA....Has anyone got a ticket on this stretch of freeway???

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Doncha hate it when the "public servants" are d!cks?

(This is not to say that the police, or even a significant proportion, are d!cks. Some definitely are though, and it seems like you had the luck to run into one.)

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i hate to break it to ya
but everyone goes through this....
if you wana look up how to fight a ticket
try searching for +speeding +tickets
with Google

have a nice day
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[This message has been edited by KavexTrax (edited 03-22-2001).]