So Smitty and I do our Sunday brunch today, and wouldnt you know we got pulled over. He took gunned it from a stop light (i was damn near in the back seat) up to about 60 mph in a 45, and I see the cop and he didnt...Cop pulls us over, and Smitty decides to get mouthy with him. The cop couldnt clock us (he was coming towards us). He got a ticket that he'll get out of, but it was hilarious to see Smitty getting mouthy...I was like oh shit...I'll be in jail with him. The cop actually told him that if he would of just said "we were out cruising" he would have let him off with a warning..haha!

 

Smitty you dumb ass..

"So you wanna be a gansta"

 

damm keep that blower quiet

 

What a day...

Now you guys know why I only have 9K on the whip....

Time to go to court....

Matt you better be there or I will show you gangster when I stuff you dead carcus in the trunk of your CL..

 

I got yo back Smitty. I'll be there! What's a brotha fo?....lol
good exuse to get out of work too!

 

Smitty:

Cop:

 

was the cop being an asshole

if he didnt clock u w/ proof of u speeding he cant give u a ticket

 

 

I thought you put dead people in coffins, not car trunks?

 

car trunks is mob style

 

smitty- dont know why I never checked out your imageevent page... your car is fckn SICK. One of the best CL's out there..... very clean.

 

they car always give you a exibition of acceleration! i got one of those for taking of too fast

 

im interested in the conversation, what exactly was said lol

 

Should of just kept quiet. It always works if the cop has nothing on ya. If ya don't he will find something.

 

Smitty did he give you shit for your front windshield "widescreen" look ??

 

The best thing for a cop to write you up for is exhibition driving. All he has to do is see you peal out, or take a corner at what looks like to fast, or really lay into it from a stop. And about 99% of the time it will stand up in court. He doesn’t need a radar gun to clock you. Besides they can clock you when they are coming at you. Ahhh, the things you learn from working with cops.

 

 

The Conversation.....

COP: "where were you going in a hurry?"
SMITTY: "Nowhere sir"
COP: "you were doing about 60"
SMITTY: "how do you know that?"
COP: Because i do"
COP GOES TO CAR
COP: "sign here (ticket)"
SMITTY: "whats this?... 60 in a 45?"
COP SCREAMING: "you'll get a copy"
SMITTY: "I'll see you in court"
COP: "Obviously, you dont know me cause i've only given two tickets this year...if you would have told me you were out for a cruise, i would have given you a warning!"
Smitty: "Two tickets! Two tickets this year huh?" you really would have let me go if i would have told you i was out for a cruise?....Whatever...see you in court!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAA!

What a mouth!

 

 

Smitty,

Good thing you didn't offer to bury him for free.

 

LOL you got balls dude

 

 

Wanksta

 

Didn't sound bad from what chopper wrote. Did smitty raise his voice at all? I've heard of people saying worse.

 

 

It's not how loud he said it, it's HOW he said it. (you'd have to know him to understand)...he can be a real Gem!

....(dont be hatin Smitts!...you know i got yo back...lol!)