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Old Mar 15, 2001 | 02:32 AM
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Raced a 911

Holy shit, I was home getting my hair cut down in Newport Beach(Richest People Ever) So i was driving back when the dumb bitch cuts across all lanes to get into the turning lane, some women in a 97 911(just like my dads) I was saying to myself, dammit, these women porsche drivers dont ever push their cars. So i was gona show her up. As soon as the light turned green that bitch was gone, bobin and weaving. I could not kepp up to save my life. It really pissed me off b/c she was a old chick, FUCK. Moral of the story, dont race porsches.

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Old Mar 15, 2001 | 03:20 AM
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I tried racing a boxster...even that was a big mistake.

You know why?

CLs = Luxury Sport Coupes

Porsches = All out performance sports cars

I think thats why.

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Old Mar 15, 2001 | 04:03 AM
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damn

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Old Mar 15, 2001 | 06:13 AM
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It was a quite evening and I was heading towards my friends house, who lives about 20 miles from me.
On the last light before the freeway I end up as a first car in the most left lane and, what do you know, right next to me a Porshe 911!!!!
I was in the good mood (my friend had promised me lots of beer for that night) and waived a dude in the Porshe, he was like 30+, he nods me back like he was trying to say that: "O'k. Lets try our babes!".
The light turns green... I'm flying off in my car with bells'n'whistles and this guy... awwwww you wouldn't believe... starts moving towards a freeway like nothing happend didn't even try to gain on me at all...
DAMN!

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'01 CL type-S.
Stats on all-stock with 1/2 tank:
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Old Mar 17, 2001 | 02:56 AM
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Well not a smart choice. Im itching to race a 911 in my hopped up Vette. LOL ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM.

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Old Mar 18, 2001 | 04:10 AM
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'01 CL type-S.
Stats on all-stock with 1/2 tank:
0-60 in 5.85

Prikid --

You're telling me you got a 5.85 in the 0/60 on 1/2 a tank of gas STOCK?? there's gotta be something missing here... i don't believe it.

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