O/T Want to Learn Chinese (funny)

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01-31-2001, 12:48 PM

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O/T Want to Learn Chinese (funny)

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes! (read them out loud)
That’s not right. Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP. Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man. Dum Gai

Small Horse. Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table. Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift. Chin Tu Fat

It’s very dark in here. Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet. Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone. No Pah King

You know the lyrics to the Macarena? Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

You are not very bright. Yu So Dum

I got this for free. Ai No Pei

Please stay a while longer. Wai Go Nao?

Our Meeting is scheduled for next week. Wai Yu Kum Nao?

They have arrived. Hia Dei Kum.

Staying out of sight. Lei Ying Lo

He’s cleaning his automobile. Wa Shing Ka

Your Body odor is offensive. Yu Stin Ki Pu.

sorry i took this from shoofin TL.

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01-31-2001, 12:51 PM

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hmm...I don't know if I find that funny or demeaning.........I think im leaning on the funny side..

I make fun of my own a lot more then other people..just cuz it fun

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01-31-2001, 01:00 PM

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Gonna move this to Ramblings...

I thought it was funny, I read it yesterday and sent it to a couple of friends (who wouldn't be offended

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