murdered a marauder ,eclipsed an eclipse,and the evolution will not be televised

Old Apr 30, 2003 | 10:21 PM
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murdered a marauder ,eclipsed an eclipse,and the evolution will not be televised

well just made my nightly rounds and found a marauder that thought he was fast found out twice from a roll and once from a light...then this eclipse also thought he'd grown a set of balls...turns out they were his ovarys ...waste of gas i know but he thought he had a chance...then this EVO really it says lancer evolution, not EVO VIII... had paper tags and wouldnt budge...worse he was driving grand ma slow, i mean 35 in a 45.....oh well 2 out of 3....
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Old May 1, 2003 | 01:54 AM
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too bad for the evo, that woulda been fun to hear about
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Old May 1, 2003 | 07:31 AM
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Nice kill(s). Too bad that EVO didn't bite.
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Old May 1, 2003 | 08:36 AM
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you wouldve got smoked bad by the EVO. even with the 3.5l, your CL-S wouldnt come close to the EVO.
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Old May 1, 2003 | 09:26 AM
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Originally posted by jimcol711
you wouldve got smoked bad by the EVO. even with the 3.5l, your CL-S wouldnt come close to the EVO.
from a stop probablly from a roll i dont think so...im seeing mid 13's out of these cars...
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Old May 1, 2003 | 09:50 AM
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Nice kills, too bad the EVO didn't bite, it would have been the only decent race.
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Old May 1, 2003 | 10:38 AM
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whats a evo??

nice kills btw
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Old May 1, 2003 | 11:48 AM
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Not EVERYONE can drive an EVO or any car for that matter to its full potential.
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Old May 2, 2003 | 02:42 PM
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there's this yellow evo in syosset and i kept tryin to get him to bite and he wont. The're all scared to "hurt" their precious evo's
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Old May 6, 2003 | 01:39 PM
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Theyre probably still breakin it in... =)

but typeR ur still my idol..lolz i want the 3.5 conv soo bad... too bad no one in Canada knows how to do it..

I just realized something.. isnt typeR the fastest N/A CLS (auto/6spd)??. with his 13.7..

hows your tranny holding up? still on the first one? how about gas mileage? not that i care too much..
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Old May 6, 2003 | 02:30 PM
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i dod go through a transmission recently...though i dont blame the engine...lets face it stock cars can run through this tranny...yes i am currently ther fastest N/A CL-S posted with my 13.7...allmotor thinks he's about to over take that title but...im not done either i have my eye on 13.2 on the engine...gas milage is the same as beofre the motor...270-290 per tank very short trip city driving
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Old May 6, 2003 | 07:41 PM
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Originally posted by typeR
i dod go through a transmission recently...though i dont blame the engine...lets face it stock cars can run through this tranny...yes i am currently ther fastest N/A CL-S posted with my 13.7...allmotor thinks he's about to over take that title but...im not done either i have my eye on 13.2 on the engine...gas milage is the same as beofre the motor...270-290 per tank very short trip city driving
will headers fit in your engine?.. that will bring you to 13.2s for sure.. maybe 12.8-9s....
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Old May 6, 2003 | 09:21 PM
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it's the same dimensions on the out side headers are on....
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Old May 6, 2003 | 09:49 PM
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I think a CL-S needs at least 270-280whp before running a low 13... so I'd like to see a dyno first!
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Old May 6, 2003 | 11:42 PM
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Not a chance with the EVO.

For one, awd off the line will LEAVE YOU.

Secondly, once those things are wound up, they are lethal.


in a CL-S you'd have to be on the juice to take one.

Prove me wrong type R!


Don't get me wrong, you have one of the most badass CL's on the board, but the EVO is a force to be reckoned with....


(I've been considering getting one, but I just can't give up the luxury for that shitty interior!)
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Old May 7, 2003 | 02:09 PM
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Alot of people can't launch AWD's, so it definitely depends on the driver. A new red EVO passed me yesterday, going fairly slow, with the 30 day tag, it already had some bigger wheels and tinted windows. It looked mean!
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Old May 8, 2003 | 01:10 PM
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TYPE R and Allmotor should have a race.. =)

My guess is TYPERs car prob dynoes around 240-250WHP .. and higher tq..with the 3.5 ..
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Old May 9, 2003 | 11:07 PM
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Nice Headline, i gotta come over here more often Good Kills.
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