so i was driving minding my own business and stop for the light, this mailtruck come next to me and was driven by a guy i say around 20-30 years of age, as we stopped he looked at me, and i notice his face somewhere, then i recall that he live near my friends apartment, and his gararge was filled with old american cars. Then he tells me how import cars are girly cars, and how american cars are the real cars for man. Out of no where, he say soethign about i show u how slow import cars are and at this point, i think hes revving his lil engine and it sounded like pintos on seriods and yes i have know how it sounds like and yes i know hes serious about this, so trun off "VSA", and put into SS. Lights turns green, i feather it then WOT it and he was gone like plane lenghts behind me. And that was my day nothing to brag about but just sharing my experiences.

 

good kill....i smoked some kid on rollerblades the other day...he thought he was quick...

 

Nice kill. This cocky shit in a wheel chair pulled up next to me at a light the other day. Had almost the same result as what you had with the mail truck.

 

i absolutely distroyed a puppy the other day, nice kill yo

 

nice kill hahaha

 

Some asshole in running shoes the other day wanted a piece and even ran the red light....as soon as it turned green I peeled out bad and just spun for a few. I quickly caught up and just flew by like he was just standing still. What a rush!

 

Was he riding on 24s like professor X in X-Men? That probably didn't help much!

 

did you literally kill the puppy?

 

I raced a bee and butterfly on my bicycle...they were no match.

 

You know i believe it did.

 

 

i raced a train once in my cl-s

 

good job maybe next time you can smoke garbage collection

 

did the mail truck have any mods, cause i lost to one last week. i think it had nitrous.

those fuckers are quick

 

i smoked a ladybug once... dam thing thought it could take me out.. but when i came up from behind it when the light turned green it learned its lesson on my grill.

 

I did get beat once tho when i was still in my accord. some guy in a bycycle was peddaling to work and i was stuck in traffic he got there 10 minutes before i did.. so i got smoked big time.

 

I owned some grandlpa on a electric wheel chair the other day, but then he did the ricer flyby when I was parking. :o

 

this grandma and her walker rolled up to me. she musta been working out earlier, because she handed my ass off the line all the way to 7.8mph. i flew by her at top end and shut it down at about 12mph.
i waited up but she just did a geriatric roll-by. typical.

 

bASTARDS!

 

haha omg

 

I totally took out this 7th grader on a pogo stick the other day. Who that lil girl think she is, tryin to jump by me? I hit the gas, gunned it, and left her punk ass hoppin in the background.

 

This thread is fuckin' hilarious.

 

I killed a moped the other day. That little punk thought he could take me so he floored his shit and at first it was a close race, then i hit it in 2nd and killed him. You could tell he wanted to race cus he was reven that shit to like 9 grand. It sounded like my weedwacker. RRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMM

 

i killed a squirelle the other day tht bitch snuck up on me i floored it and it learned its lesson...ran right over his head w/ my front left tire muaahahahhaa nice..clean..kill

 

WOW, what a buzzkill! Not only did you kill a squirrel, but you killed this thread too!

 

truely