I didn't want to, but they egged me on.

Dude: Hey, fireboy! You wanna race this kid in this Teg?

Me: No.

Dude: C'mon, it's a GS-R, no mods.

Me: (chuckles) Hell no.

Dude: He ain't got no nitrous or turbos or nothin'

Me: And he's steppin to me? Does he see one tailpipe or something coming from the back of my car or was he smokin' crack?

Dude: (laughs) Aww, man...


well, there was a buncha girls who talked me into and one wanted to ride so i took it.

We lined up and I launched really good, got about 2 cars on him, shifted 2nd, then 3, then 4, then 5, shifted 3rd at which point he gave up...

I told him I didn't wanna do it...

This would probably be a better story if I had a CL, huh?