High School Driver kill...

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Old May 4, 2002 | 06:49 PM
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High School Driver kill...

I'm coming back from Costco in the CL-S when a red two-door (can't tell what it is from the roof line) pulls up beside me at the light and starts doing the creep-6"-stop, creep-6"-stop. I really don't care who is beside me (my wife gets the CL-S, I need my truck for work), but the bass was thumping the latest CD from
"Kriminul Pozur and the Toilet Mouths", so I look over. I get ignored on purpose by Backward Hat1 and 2 up front, Giggly Girl1 and 2 in back. I _really_ don't care. The light changes, 3 cars in front of both of us, no big deal... I motor on while he drops back a bit and then zooms by at about 45-50 in a 35mph zone. Hatboy does this twice before we both get to the next light first in line. I have finally seen what he is driving: a '00 or '01 _SOLARA_ !!!
Hatboy jumps the green by a tick, I wait 'till it clicks, and jump on it hard, making up the ground by the time we make the other side of the intersection, and start to pull him BIG when a car pulls into the center "merge" lane 1/2 block ahead of me, so I back off. Hatboy passes me, laughing, and I tuck in behind him (5-6 car lengths), until I see him swerve back and forth in his lane, get on the brakes hard and pull in to a shopping center. I pull over to see if he broke something. I get out and ask them if things are ok, Hatboy1 says, " My mom is gonna kill me !!!", as I see Number 2 trying to mop up his spilled Slurpee from the dash, seat, carpet, you name it, there was sticky goo on it.

I was good, I didn't laugh until I was in the car.
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Old May 5, 2002 | 12:01 AM
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Re: High School Driver kill...

Originally posted by omgdave
I'm coming back from Costco in the CL-S when a red two-door (can't tell what it is from the roof line) pulls up beside me at the light and starts doing the creep-6"-stop, creep-6"-stop. I really don't care who is beside me (my wife gets the CL-S, I need my truck for work), but the bass was thumping the latest CD from
"Kriminul Pozur and the Toilet Mouths", so I look over. I get ignored on purpose by Backward Hat1 and 2 up front, Giggly Girl1 and 2 in back. I _really_ don't care. The light changes, 3 cars in front of both of us, no big deal... I motor on while he drops back a bit and then zooms by at about 45-50 in a 35mph zone. Hatboy does this twice before we both get to the next light first in line. I have finally seen what he is driving: a '00 or '01 _SOLARA_ !!!
Hatboy jumps the green by a tick, I wait 'till it clicks, and jump on it hard, making up the ground by the time we make the other side of the intersection, and start to pull him BIG when a car pulls into the center "merge" lane 1/2 block ahead of me, so I back off. Hatboy passes me, laughing, and I tuck in behind him (5-6 car lengths), until I see him swerve back and forth in his lane, get on the brakes hard and pull in to a shopping center. I pull over to see if he broke something. I get out and ask them if things are ok, Hatboy1 says, " My mom is gonna kill me !!!", as I see Number 2 trying to mop up his spilled Slurpee from the dash, seat, carpet, you name it, there was sticky goo on it.

I was good, I didn't laugh until I was in the car.



Damn Slowaras. My roommate has one which he claims has the TRD supercharger but he doesn't even know what one does. And says it has more HP than posted or is available from the factory and he is stock...no TRD stickers...no nothing. To this day, he refuses to run me.
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Old May 9, 2002 | 01:40 PM
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That's hiliarious... racing his MOM's Slowara... Those things really are dogs...

Good story!

DOM
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Old May 9, 2002 | 04:24 PM
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Originally posted by Dom418
That's hiliarious... racing his MOM's Slowara... Those things really are dogs...

Good story!

DOM
So is our 1st GEn
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Old May 9, 2002 | 04:26 PM
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Originally posted by Nugs3

So is our 1st GEn
But when you car was made in 1997, they were equal to most other FWD v6 coupes...

and... most of you 1st gen guys don't go trying to race cars that you know are faster, and if you do, you surely won't spill your slurpee all over the car...

DOM
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