Well sort of stuck. Here's the problem:

when I turn my lights on the only thing that comes on is the headlights.

Not the corners or the tails.

The only lights that come up on the cluster are the temp and miles and trip shit.

The dome lights all work

the keless doesn't work

The middle brake light works

I think the blinkers do? They do on the cluster (can't check right now cuz I got the battery unplugged trying to let ecu reset).

Help! I'm trying to leave dinner and I don't wanna get hit from behind or get a ticket!

 

Nevermind, got the answer hopefully

"Phee: Hey man. I found ur post. You shorted out the switch on your steering wheel. I just replaced that on a tl a couple of says ago. Same exact symptoms"

 

yo dude, did you make it back okay?

 

haha kinda, I got pulled over and a nice yellow warning