CLS vs. a pimped out NEON
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CLS vs. a pimped out NEON
I try to stay clear of the street racing thing, but there is a time when you just have to let some of the power loose in our cars.
The story played like this:
I was on my way to dinner w/ my g/f on Fri in the CLS and we pulled up first to a light at a dead quiet intersection. We were having converstaion in regards to Xmas, family, buying presents
yadda, yadda, yadda, and out of nowhere comes some jackass in a black pimped out NEON whipping around from behind me and slamed on the brakes in the right lane. I looked over and gave him the "WTF was that" look. He had his his windows down and the moon roof open to 40 degree air and I could only assumed he was smoking one up judging by his dic-head lane change.
Anyway, my g/f was still giving me an earfull and did not even notice what had just occurred. Just as I decided to ignore the NEON he turns towards us and starts to yell something out the window. At this point my g/f turned and noticed what was getting my attention and I decided to hit the down button on the passenger side window.
As I did I heard the words "hey man, is she a real blonde" My g/f looks over at me and looked over at him and said "yo jackass" "I heard that people who drive pimped out NEONS like to suck mad #$%^ and take it in the %##! when they loose to CLS's."
That dumb S starts laughing and before any other respose was given, the light turns green. He takes off and I let him get about 2 cars then I nailed it. As we went by him at 110+ my g/f makes a motion with her hands to simuated the above- indicating what a loosing NEON driver gets.
BTW, dinner was nice- I love this time of the year!
Merry Xmas to all you guys
The story played like this:
I was on my way to dinner w/ my g/f on Fri in the CLS and we pulled up first to a light at a dead quiet intersection. We were having converstaion in regards to Xmas, family, buying presents
yadda, yadda, yadda, and out of nowhere comes some jackass in a black pimped out NEON whipping around from behind me and slamed on the brakes in the right lane. I looked over and gave him the "WTF was that" look. He had his his windows down and the moon roof open to 40 degree air and I could only assumed he was smoking one up judging by his dic-head lane change.
Anyway, my g/f was still giving me an earfull and did not even notice what had just occurred. Just as I decided to ignore the NEON he turns towards us and starts to yell something out the window. At this point my g/f turned and noticed what was getting my attention and I decided to hit the down button on the passenger side window.
As I did I heard the words "hey man, is she a real blonde" My g/f looks over at me and looked over at him and said "yo jackass" "I heard that people who drive pimped out NEONS like to suck mad #$%^ and take it in the %##! when they loose to CLS's."
That dumb S starts laughing and before any other respose was given, the light turns green. He takes off and I let him get about 2 cars then I nailed it. As we went by him at 110+ my g/f makes a motion with her hands to simuated the above- indicating what a loosing NEON driver gets.
BTW, dinner was nice- I love this time of the year!
Merry Xmas to all you guys
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Re: CLS vs. a pimped out NEON
Originally posted by xenon7
I try to stay clear of the street racing thing, but there is a time when you just have to let some of the power loose in our cars.
The story played like this:
I was on my way to dinner w/ my g/f on Fri in the CLS and we pulled up first to a light at a dead quiet intersection. We were having converstaion in regards to Xmas, family, buying presents
yadda, yadda, yadda, and out of nowhere comes some jackass in a black pimped out NEON whipping around from behind me and slamed on the brakes in the right lane. I looked over and gave him the "WTF was that" look. He had his his windows down and the moon roof open to 40 degree air and I could only assumed he was smoking one up judging by his dic-head lane change.
Anyway, my g/f was still giving me an earfull and did not even notice what had just occurred. Just as I decided to ignore the NEON he turns towards us and starts to yell something out the window. At this point my g/f turned and noticed what was getting my attention and I decided to hit the down button on the passenger side window.
As I did I heard the words "hey man, is she a real blonde" My g/f looks over at me and looked over at him and said "yo jackass" "I heard that people who drive pimped out NEONS like to suck mad #$%^ and take it in the %##! when they loose to CLS's."
That dumb S starts laughing and before any other respose was given, the light turns green. He takes off and I let him get about 2 cars then I nailed it. As we went by him at 110+ my g/f makes a motion with her hands to simuated the above- indicating what a loosing NEON driver gets.
BTW, dinner was nice- I love this time of the year!
Merry Xmas to all you guys
I try to stay clear of the street racing thing, but there is a time when you just have to let some of the power loose in our cars.
The story played like this:
I was on my way to dinner w/ my g/f on Fri in the CLS and we pulled up first to a light at a dead quiet intersection. We were having converstaion in regards to Xmas, family, buying presents
yadda, yadda, yadda, and out of nowhere comes some jackass in a black pimped out NEON whipping around from behind me and slamed on the brakes in the right lane. I looked over and gave him the "WTF was that" look. He had his his windows down and the moon roof open to 40 degree air and I could only assumed he was smoking one up judging by his dic-head lane change.
Anyway, my g/f was still giving me an earfull and did not even notice what had just occurred. Just as I decided to ignore the NEON he turns towards us and starts to yell something out the window. At this point my g/f turned and noticed what was getting my attention and I decided to hit the down button on the passenger side window.
As I did I heard the words "hey man, is she a real blonde" My g/f looks over at me and looked over at him and said "yo jackass" "I heard that people who drive pimped out NEONS like to suck mad #$%^ and take it in the %##! when they loose to CLS's."
That dumb S starts laughing and before any other respose was given, the light turns green. He takes off and I let him get about 2 cars then I nailed it. As we went by him at 110+ my g/f makes a motion with her hands to simuated the above- indicating what a loosing NEON driver gets.
BTW, dinner was nice- I love this time of the year!
Merry Xmas to all you guys
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Originally posted by Mike
good story and all but don't tell me you had to take it up to 110+ to catcha and pass him.
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I should clarify that he was doing about 60mph as I passed him at around 110mph.
I made it quick and painless for that POS,
then I shut it down. I know, not the thing to do but it was
a ghost road with a lot of stright running asphalt. I did catch some heat from the passengers side on that one!
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I made it quick and painless for that POS,
then I shut it down. I know, not the thing to do but it was
a ghost road with a lot of stright running asphalt. I did catch some heat from the passengers side on that one!
:angry:
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Originally posted by xenon7
I should clarify that he was doing about 60mph as I passed him at around 110mph.
I made it quick and painless for that POS,
then I shut it down. I know, not the thing to do but it was
a ghost road with a lot of stright running asphalt. I did catch some heat from the passengers side on that one!
:angry:
I should clarify that he was doing about 60mph as I passed him at around 110mph.
I made it quick and painless for that POS,
then I shut it down. I know, not the thing to do but it was
a ghost road with a lot of stright running asphalt. I did catch some heat from the passengers side on that one!
:angry:
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...it's about time you showed up Phin!!!
Last time I checked, which was last night in the Jacuzzi, she was still a real blonde.
and sure, bring your Neon on over here, we can set up a race!
Last time I checked, which was last night in the Jacuzzi, she was still a real blonde.
and sure, bring your Neon on over here, we can set up a race!
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!
What a waste of a drivers license and a perfectly good piece of crap rental car!
Damn good kill!!!!
Next time, laugh before, during and after you smoke a 4 banger!!!
Damn good kill!!!!
Next time, laugh before, during and after you smoke a 4 banger!!!
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