Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Camaro, even with it's big power,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark high-speed fly-by.

 

hahaha thats funny

 

Lol!!!

 

'Twas the night before christmas and rollin in my car
I picked up 3 bitches, drunk from the bar
Putting on Porn in my dvd-player
These girls all knew I was king Knuckle-Slayer
Called up my boys, cuz I couldn't handle all three
Hurried the **** home, cuz I had to pee.
Got to my crib, parked in the yard
Drunker than ****, I fell real hard
Out of the car and I went up a stair
looked back at one bitch, she had nappy ass hair
"Brandon shes yours!" I yelled out loud
The neighbor was pissed at the sight of my crowd
Went inside and mixed up a drink
I was Gettin' ready to bury it deep in some pink
The girls were easy, the night was real great
I woke up hearing John as he laughed at his "date"
Turns out she was fat and John was ****ed up
She kinda looked like a little pug pup
I'm at work so that at rounds out my story
Remember to slay knuckle and savor the glory!

 

hahaha, very nice.

 

Nice.

 

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Pick one. Ramblings or Cartalk... Since it kinda auto related, I can see it going into either forum.