I spen close to 3 hours Washing and waxing. Take a trip to the store 30 minutes after i am done, and i come back out to this beautiful surprise.

all you can do is laugh

 

sucka.. hehehe

 

Happens to me all the time, but I usually get the white diahreah (sp?) stuff!

 

I think those damn birds just wait and bomb away. Bastards.
Need to kill em all.

 

Vultures or seagulls?

 

...seagulls hes in Florida...ya we have way too many of those flying rats here on the texas coast

 

you got sh@t on... :troutslap

 

That last one was a good shot. Sucks to see that. Same thing happend to me, execpt I had JUST pulled out of my drive way, and SPLAT! All over my trunk. I mean, may be 5 minutes after I finish everything. lol. I just pull back in and hit it with the hose, and came right off.

 

 

dshearon, my wife picked me up from the train station last week and there was splotch of bird crap on the windshield/hood so big I suspected her of driving under a flock of ostriches. ....had to use tar remover to get it off.

I wont even go into the dive bomb bird crap marks on my garage dorrs. Damn birds must REALLY have a thing for defecating on cars.

 

This remindes me.. I have to go wipe off the crap I saw on my bumper this morning.

 

Is it wrong to chuckle while reading this thread?

 

just get to the bombs right away...rinse w/hose asap. i get bombed EVERY DAY as i park under a tree at work. sux.

 

Happens to me all the time. It's like they go to an all-you-cant-eat taco bar and then go looking for my car. Oh, the humanity!

 

 

why oh why

i live in a building w/ like 6 apartments, everyone else drives a pos (including my girlfriends 95 Jetta). Somehow, mine is the only car that gets hit.....


if all the deer and birds were gone, my CL would be happier than a pig in shit

 

Hell I actually went a local car wash and got nuked by birds less than a hour later. The very reason why I refuse to go to these establishments in the first place....

 

I have a white car so it blends in

 

You know, we have it good, imagine if we had convertibles........

 

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I still beat you

 

damnnnnnnn... I thought mine was annoying. icant even imagine how much time it took to clean that.

 

HAHA! ---sorry had to come out. man you must have kicked one of those birds' cousin b/c they came for you, with the whole posse. I'm sure that took a lot of water before you put your hands to in to get that crap off. Prime example of why they invented those tacky car covers.

keep sticking and moving guys the shites comin down

 

where did you park a bird sanctuary??

i fish alot and the damn canadian geese try to use me as target practice...they take off from the water and when they are about 100 or so feet in the air-they let loose. looks lilke gunfire hitting the water. luckily for me so far they are terrible shots