how da hell do u reset the maintainance required lights?

 

Which means "read the fucking manual". You will, after all need to do as much effort to find the answer here.

I forget the procedure myself. My dealer does it already

 

put key in ignition, press and hold the select/reset button turn the key to the "on" position, continue to hold the select/reset button until the light flashes and goes out(shouldn't take more then 10 seconds).

Oh yea you'll learn a lot about your car

 

Most original noob thread evar

 

these n00b threads are getting ridiculous. i hope i wasnt this bad, if a was i apologize to everyone.