When you approach your car in the morning what does it say to you?

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Old 06-01-2005, 02:32 PM
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mine says "i wish i was a pwp"


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Old 06-01-2005, 02:39 PM
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Mine doesn't talk to me when I approach it in the morning... or I just can't hear it coz I am still half asleep.......... until I hear that iVTEC sing

This thread is so pointless, but very funny!!!
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If my car could speak, I'm sure the first thing it would do is recite the lyrics to "Rattle and Hum".
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Mine sais, "Come here and wax me big boy"... then when I'm done waxin' that as$ she sais, "enough of the foreplay, hit the peaks and ride them curves..." lol
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Well I have the navi system, and though it doesn't say anything to me when I approach the car, it did misinterpret a voice command the other day. When asked to find nearby Chinese restaurant, it replied "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."

I shit you not.
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Originally Posted by jlukja


and...

wife + TSX w/AT > TSX w/6MT - wife
wife + wife + TSX w/AT > TSX w/6MT
2 wives + TSX w/AT > TSX w/6MT
2 wives > TSX w/6MT - TSX w/AT
2 wives > stick

huh? 2 wives better than a stick?
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Mine says "You wanna feel how hot I am today?"

Seriously, A/C is working again, so she should be in better dispositions. Gotta love coming home from werk all sweaty from the car heat...
Old 06-01-2005, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by thS777
wife + wife + TSX w/AT > TSX w/6MT
2 wives + TSX w/AT > TSX w/6MT
2 wives > TSX w/6MT - TSX w/AT
2 wives > stick

huh? 2 wives better than a stick?
No, it should read as.... 1 stick not enough for 2 wives....
Old 06-01-2005, 07:26 PM
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Mine says,"You know, Hondata makes my other personality come out 1000 RPMs sooner. Drive me in an angry manner."
Old 06-01-2005, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by JazzGMster
Well I have the navi system, and though it doesn't say anything to me when I approach the car, it did misinterpret a voice command the other day. When asked to find nearby Chinese restaurant, it replied "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."

I shit you not.
Yeah, I once asked my TSX using voice command, "Find strip club" and it said, "A/C on." and then I was over my urge to go to a strip club.
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don't just stand there you idiot, get in the car and let's get outta here!
Old 06-01-2005, 11:54 PM
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you own me?
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Wonder if any lady TSX owner will post in this thread
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Originally Posted by JazzGMster
Well I have the navi system, and though it doesn't say anything to me when I approach the car, it did misinterpret a voice command the other day. When asked to find nearby Chinese restaurant, it replied "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."

I shit you not.
Wow... had I known that computer comes up Navi, I would have got it on mine!!!
Old 06-02-2005, 12:15 AM
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After greeting me with her ever present smile she says seductively, "Shall we go for a ride???" Followed quickly by, "AND DON'T LET THAT TAILGATING, MOCHA DRINKING, CELL PHONE TALKING, CHECKING OUT THE SCENERY NOT PAYING ATTENTION SUV DRIVING IDIOT CRAM THIER THREE TON TANK HALFWAY UP MY ASS... please."
Old 06-02-2005, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by sleeper
you own me?
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I have an 04 CG TSX and I still love looking at it. The other day I walked into the door at work because I was looking back over my shoulder at it. I would have felt like a dork but I was the only one in the lot at the time so technically it never happened...
Old 06-02-2005, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Good4nothin
I have an 04 CG TSX and I still love looking at it. The other day I walked into the door at work because I was looking back over my shoulder at it. I would have felt like a dork but I was the only one in the lot at the time so technically it never happened...
Nice first post...welcome...

I do this all the time Then I think about the scene in Office Space where Lumburg parks his porshe and gives it the looks while slowly walking into the office...love it
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Reach into your pocket and get my wallet out. the one that say's BAD MFer and put some gas in me. You lazy bastard!!!
Old 06-02-2005, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by 05_TSX_GP
Wonder if any lady TSX owner will post in this thread

Just for you '05..

Mine says a lot of things to me...
(1) Fuck you bitch I don't want to go to Oakland again!
(2) Modify me already!
(3) Why must you honk my horn with your everytime you clean in my interior windshield?
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
Just for you '05..

Mine says a lot of things to me...
(1) Fuck you bitch I don't want to go to Oakland again!
(2) Modify me already!
(3) Why must you honk my horn with your everytime you clean in my interior windshield?
I would think it would say to you, "HEY! My interior window is dirty, again, for the 5th time today"
Old 06-02-2005, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by joerockt
I would think it would say to you, "HEY! My interior window is dirty, again, for the 5th time today"

What am I missing here?
Old 06-02-2005, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
Just for you '05..

Mine says a lot of things to me...
(1) Fuck you bitch I don't want to go to Oakland again!
(2) Modify me already!
(3) Why must you honk my horn with your everytime you clean in my interior windshield?

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Old 06-02-2005, 12:59 PM
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^^

Pictures will come once I find me a photographer...
Old 06-02-2005, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by dom
Originally Posted by joerockt
I would think it would say to you, "HEY! My interior window is dirty, again, for the 5th time today"
The poor girls on this forum... haha although she was asking for it
Old 06-02-2005, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
Just for you '05..

Mine says a lot of things to me...
(1) Fuck you bitch I don't want to go to Oakland again!
(2) Modify me already!
(3) Why must you honk my horn with your everytime you clean in my interior windshield?
I'm thinking if they ever dust your car for prints, they will find two round imprints on the horn. "There's our murder weapon. Died of suffocation... he never had a chance."
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
(3) Why must you honk my horn with your everytime you clean in my interior windshield?
Neighbor One: What's all that honking? Hey, is that PsychoInDenial's car alarm? Is someone trying to break in to steal her car?
Neighbor Two: Naw, its just PsychoInDenial washing her windshield again.
Old 06-02-2005, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
^^

Pictures will come once I find me a photographer...
I'm sure there's plenty to be found in Ramblings.
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
^^

Pictures will come once I find me a photographer...
<-------your steering wheel in the morning
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
^^

Pictures will come once I find me a photographer...
I'll volunteer to be your photographer

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Originally Posted by dom
I'm sure there's plenty to be found in Ramblings.
Been there, I've already met all the . I got scared and decide to back over here, the intelligence level seems a tad higher...
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
Been there, I've already met all the . I got scared and decide to back over here, the intelligence level seems a tad higher...
Oh girl, you have no idea...

I haven't spent time in Ramblings to make a judgement
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Mine talks after a drive and says "YA LIKE THAT S%*T HUH!"
Old 06-02-2005, 03:09 PM
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Dang I guess I'm the only one with the and accidently honking the horn problem...
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
Dang I guess I'm the only one with the and accidently honking the horn problem...

I think your the only with in the TSX forum.

We scared all the others away with this smiley.

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haha those poor girls. As I said as soon as I find someone to take the pics...
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
Dang I guess I'm the only one with the and accidently honking the horn problem...
I wish i had that problem


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