Tallk About a CRAPPY day!
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Tallk About a CRAPPY day!
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So I was sitting in a red light yesterday, when all of a sudden i hear a big downpour in my back window. It seems that the birds on their way down south decided to leave me a crappy present, on top of my car, while i was sitting in traffic, all at once.
I heard this is good luck, so that must mean, I will be winning the lottery soon. To the car wash i go, before getting an estimate for my door.
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You must have just washed/waxed your car.
Good thing you didn't have your moon roof open.
Good thing you didn't have your moon roof open.
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That's not that bad on friday some ass on the road runs over a big tree branch and it goes flying thru the air and crushes my new mugen grille and he takes off. Then later that day I got a call from the shipping company that has my 06 Euro R kit and tells me that they might have lost my kit. And then I somone eggs my car and screws up the rear quater panel. Top that. No bull this really happened to me!
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Originally Posted by mrgold35
Good thing you didn't have your moon roof open.
Good luck on the lotto!
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I HATE BIRDS!!! This is one of my worst fears. I see it happen all the time. Just be gald it was your car! I have seen at least half a dozen people get shit on. Maybe not quite that much shit, but its still shit. One shit or a hundred, shit is shit. Anyway, sorry to see it happen to you, but as they say, shit happens!
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omfg nomination for thread of the year lol
one time i stuck my head out the window and splat i feel something warm and funny textured and sure enough it was fucking bird shit all over my chin and neck.
one time i stuck my head out the window and splat i feel something warm and funny textured and sure enough it was fucking bird shit all over my chin and neck.
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Make a hole, coming thru!
They have/had a problem at Autodesk in San Rafael, CA, there are so many birds that roost on a ledge by the door, that employees have to run in to the building, yes, run in, to avoid getting poopied. Last I saw, they were trying all manner of ugly nets and things on the building to discourage roosting.
Oh, and no one parked on the first row of the parking lot.
OP, I'm sure the car behind you was ROFL, unless s/he also got zpped. but you lucked out. Did anyone have a convertible nearby? That would truly suck.
Oh, and no one parked on the first row of the parking lot.
OP, I'm sure the car behind you was ROFL, unless s/he also got zpped. but you lucked out. Did anyone have a convertible nearby? That would truly suck.
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yea people kept trying to be funny and told me that i should find a new place to park. Little did they know that the birds were playing target practice with my car 100 feet above the skies.
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Originally Posted by slickrab
You got it good although the runny poop does look better than that spoiler!
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