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Old 10-15-2005, 02:57 PM
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Funny voice commands

Just wondering if anyone knows any funny voice command that you can use to impress your friends

I'll share 2 of the funniest voice commands I used so far.

1) Voice Command: "Find the nearest hooker"
Navi: " Now finding........Hotel"

2) Voice Command: " Find the nearest drug dealer"
Navi: "Now finding......Honda Dealer"

Old 10-15-2005, 04:31 PM
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I think if you make a farting noise with your mouth it turns on the A/C
Old 10-15-2005, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by GIBSON6594
I think if you make a farting noise with your mouth it turns on the A/C
Old 10-15-2005, 07:34 PM
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Hey guys do you have to program each voice command. On the 2006 there are 250 commands or something liek that. Isnt that annoying? Also you'd have to have them all memorized.
Old 10-15-2005, 08:44 PM
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well its not rocket science. you want a certain radio station say preset 1-6 if u cant remember that then i think you've got issues
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Originally Posted by 97AcuraCL
well its not rocket science. you want a certain radio station say preset 1-6 if u cant remember that then i think you've got issues


Plus they are logical, so you don't really have to memorize too much. If you want to turn the rear defroster you say "rear defrost on"
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