Subaru WRX STi= owned!!!! very funny!

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Old 11-18-2006, 03:57 PM
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Talking Subaru WRX STi= owned!!!! very funny!

Driving peacefully on a suspended license today, until a car, on a red light pulled right next to me, honking like crazy.
I roll down my window and see a beautiful, sexy woman (mid-upper 20s) and asks me what engine I had in there.
I revved for her, made my beautiful muffler bark, and my intake started whissling really nice and loud.
She asked me if I added a turbocharger installed to my car (how much do girls know about cars??).
I obviously answered yes!

Anyhow, she was driving a Subaru WRX STI and she was definately a stick shift beginner driver!
She asked if I wanted to race but warned my that she 'only' had 235 h.p.! She had her engine tweaked out of a custom shop. It really sounded like a beast!!

Light turns green, I take off, and she's behind struggling to thrust the car on 1st gear and struggles shifting to second.

The great thing is that she really didn't think she was a bad stick shift driver!

Anyways, I had no trouble whoppin her... but obviously, had it been a decent driver in there, we all know how a WRX Sti would of burned me and my car!

We stopped at the next parking lot. She complimented my car, how fast it is (LOL) compared to hers!!
After which we had a little beer, went to the movies this same night!
I got myself a date. Based on a lie though That my Acura 2.3CL is turbocharged and waay faster than a WRX STi!

Seriousy, no matter how slow my car is, it got me one nice, energetic, elegant, classy, beautiful and smiling girl!
How can you not love our cars?
I owe my CL!

I'll update you son on my date and how it goes. And hopefully, I will test the backseats sometime soon!
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especially nudes or
Old 11-18-2006, 04:14 PM
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holy dang. this is hilarious
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Originally Posted by 972xghost
lol
Old 11-18-2006, 05:16 PM
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nonetheless... a girl driving any stick car is hot!... to an extent.
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if there was a girl
Old 11-18-2006, 05:21 PM
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Old 11-18-2006, 05:21 PM
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Haha you guys crack me up
Old 11-18-2006, 06:15 PM
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Old 11-18-2006, 06:40 PM
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and the show goes on

btw
got nude pics yet?
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Haha! That's awesome!
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Originally Posted by 972xghost
x2 and she must really not know how to drive a stick if it's true
Old 11-18-2006, 07:25 PM
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wow...i wonder how bored you must've been to write this story....hahaha whatever you say though pimp whatever you say.
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235hp its a wrx, NOT an STi..........HUGE difference between the 2, now rephrase your sentences with impreza wrx and it will make more sense
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woww...you guys are real haters. lol
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Old 11-18-2006, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by AznX TL
235hp its a wrx, NOT an STi..........HUGE difference between the 2, now rephrase your sentences with impreza wrx and it will make more sense

werd. STI has 300hp. a wrx is a lot weaker. if she had an sti, she would of owned you even is she wasnt that great at stick.
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/\/\/\ my ex drove stick unitl she destroyed her accord. and she could drive it pretty damn good.
Old 11-18-2006, 09:20 PM
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either way....if this really led to a date we need pics.
Old 11-18-2006, 09:22 PM
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^^werd, she could stay in 1st and walk away from a 2.x with an sti (if she existed...lol, j/k).
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it's funny seing all these BS flags out here.

I reallt don't see the need of busting out "pics" to prove out anything here right? First of all, she is really classy, and I will not look pathetic and stupid asking for desperate pictures on a FIRST date. Come one guys, this is pathetic, you should know, or you guys are the shittiest daters on earth. How scared would she be if i busted out a camera. FYI, she is a random girl. Never saw her before.
As far as I'm concerned, no one here is my dad, mom, a cop or amything else that requires me to kneel and suck his schlong.
I don't see why i would lie, and, second of all, it is totally up to you to believe the story or not.
For those of you who are calling for 'bs', then be it, for the others, i just wanted to share a truly incredible story that happened to me.

If you guys want more light on the story,
she was driving her dad's car and one of the only times she drove it (very rarely). She is a TOTAL stick shift beginner.

Other little mistake on my behalf, it was not and STi.I apologize. I thought so. But I checked the website and she was 'almost right'. Her Impreza is indeed 224hp.

I will probably show the skepticals among you some pics of her, her dad's car and myself in around a week or so. I just don't feel looking like a stalker or weirdo pulling out a camera on her...

geez
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^^^hehehe...you should of waited for a few days to see what everyone is saying then you could have pulled the BS card on us. Showing pics and saying, "SEE, SEE, I told you so." You told us a story that sounds like BS, but pics are definately worth a lot. That's why we are calling BS.
Old 11-18-2006, 11:56 PM
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sounds like a good story to me, are u gonna tell her the TRUTH about your car???
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you need to get you priorities right man!!

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don't know what to make of this
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you better get a turbo really quick or like that tornado/turbonator thing.
Old 11-19-2006, 01:19 AM
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^^^^lmao... Damn, thats a pretty dope ass story. Give u mad props. Just got rims and intake and already pulling up girls..... COULD I BE YOUR FRIEND!!!! lol.
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in my honest opinion I think it's extremely rare for any girl to just pull up and ask what you got under your hood.
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Great story man, sounds like a good pickup.
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haha some people jus gonna hate cause they couldn't get a girl unless they paid them. I don't think you made it up sounds like something that would happen if a girl wanted to race me
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theres no way you would beat an STi. Period. If she drove from her house, to the streets, to the traffic light, she basically has some knowledge of manual transmission.

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Well i dunno about the date thing tho... Cuz i know no chicks did that to me not even my own gf didnt do it..
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Haha!
Some of you 'suspicists' are funny.
Seriously, why would a girl not do this?

First off, you can get through lights and drive through the streets without knowing how to thrust a car realy quick. I still remember hearing how bad she revved her engine when she 'tried' to take off.
She probably could drive ok, but when it came to race and slamming the gas, she fucked up... big time.

And, hey, it just takes a high spirited girl, to look at a guy in a nice car asking to race. She looked real nice, I guess she thought I was good looking to. We hooked up.

I really don't see what's so incredible and unbelievable about this story. Lol. It's so normal.
I already hooked up with girls i randomly met in libraries, coffee shops, movie theatres (!!)... it just takes balls. I raced her, followed her, smiled at her. That's all it takes guys... balls and being really smooth and nice.

Nothing impossible about this right??
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another reason why CL's are
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There are some dumb girls in the world
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hot chicks in subaru's are rare, but when they are hot they are F#$#$ing hot.

if she's as hot and classy as you say let her know she can listen to my turbo spool whenever she wants. she can also sit topless and monitor my ecu from my laptop. its kinda hard for me to drive and use a laptop at the same time.

good luck and def stop lying b4 she catches on.

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good luck and def stop lying b4 she catches on.

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well said mike
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I raced her, followed her, smiled at her. That's all it takes guys... balls and being really smooth and nice.
Such the ladies man. Everyone should take notes
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u dont need to ask for a pic, just use ur camera-phone and tell her its for picture id!


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