Blacura

So I go to autozone to get a clip for my wheelwell (cause it's sagging). And all they have is fawkin chevy/ford/dodge parts (and rice). So I ask the dude workin there if they have any Honda/Acura clips. He's like "dunno bro, what kinda civic you got?" Why do I automatically have a Civic when I say I want a Honda part?? I told him I have a 2.3CL and he's like "not bad not bad, just not fast enough for me..."

Now I got curious as to his knowledge base...

me: "So what do you have?"
him: "A CRX"
me: "Ooh what do you have in it?"
him: "I got a exhaust but I wanna do a swap"
me: "b16?"
him: "nah I'm tryin to find a accord or a prelude motor"
me: "H22A?"
him: "nah I talked to some chick on the phone and she said to get a accord motor or somethin"
me: "and why is that?"
him: "I dunno, I wanna find a (get this...) F23 BUT THEY'RE HARD TO COME BY
me: "Yeah they're real elusive, but I managed to get a hold of one."
him: "HOLY SHIT CAN I SEE IT?"
me: "sure thing bro..."

So basically I show the kid my stock engine, he goes apeshit and says where'd you get it, so i told him i had connections...

I hate stupid ricers but they do make me laugh

Blacura

Oh and by the way, his CRX...

The whole back of the car was primered, rusted out wheel wells, shitty altezzas, LED muffler, Type R stickers all over the damn thing, different rims front/back, an unmounted sub box with 2 12s (wouldnt that shake the damn panels loose?) It was just plain sad...yet funny...

BLACKOUTCL

it's 3:20 pm and that's the first time i've laughed all day
that boy's a noob

DigiBox

Hey, you should have told him you would sell your engine for enough money to cover an H22A swap!!
:P :P

d5c5b

WAIT!!!! i dont understand?!?! ive been looking for a f22 forever..........they say it takes alot to drop one in a 97 cl!?! maybe one day......but blacura......can you get back to me on your hook up!?!?!










































lol......j/k

Blacura

oh please, d5c5b...f22s are everywhere...it's the f23s that can not be found anywhere (unless you are lucky and happen to find a 98-02 accord 4cyl or a 98-99 2.3cl...)

dcsquirm88

Please tell the guy to buy my f23a I've been trying to get rid of the dam thing for months and nobody is interested in a f series engine. I'll be luck to sell the dam thing for $500 when someone finally does make an offer.

Funny story by the way!

Yajarobi420

you should of just socked that fool for being such a dumb ass. knock some sense into him. fucken posers piss me off.

SumkidwithaCL

go back to him and tell him he can have it for $3500!! that should cover the price of an H22 with shipping!!

hornyleprechaun

hahhahahaha thats the funniest thing i've read in a while...

dustbuster4

Good one!



dcsquirm88: Do you have your swap done?

97Acura3.0CL

hahahhahahhahh....thats a story to keep, i would have gotten it on vid it would have been even better so we can all see it, maybe he's even gulible enough to buy my H22c motor that story made my day i hate auto supplier stores and their stupid "sales associates" man i went into a local autozone and ask to see if they made a book on the cl and he said "CL?" and you work where? lol nice work

MaCe

good one ... ide seriously go back and try to sell it to him

Blacura

i forgot...he also said that you dont need to get a tranny with a motor swap...

Casper98CL

Gotta love'em... never wasted my time talking to these guys because I think id go ape shit on them, but maybe I should for the laugh!!

Blacura

the only reason i talked to this guy after his first error was to see how fuckin stupid he was