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Aug 15, 2006 | 01:13 AM
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went bowling this weekend with my girl and her friends.while my car is out of commission i'm driving my moms 94 accord lx(mods includebusted cat, rust,missing panel)my girl's friend drives a stock 02 accord lx.on the way home me and my sister ride and my girl rides with her.we catch a light and i give the eye.i power brake, got a great launch, and pulled a car and a half.she started to hawk but led all the way to the next light.we run again on green with similar results,this time we shut down early and pull to the next light. we take off normally and the next thing i know there are red & blues on my ass. i pull over and he passes and gets behind my girl/friend.i think,"yes,i'm free". he get's her then signals me over.the girls got no tickets at all,but i was "drag racing" and "got let off easy with a $50 seatbelt ticket".i need boobs
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Aug 15, 2006 | 02:13 AM
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torque-braking maw-dook's lx, you're incorrigible
uu kill that tranny, you're in big trouble, lol
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Aug 15, 2006 | 02:15 AM
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that your mom posting?
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Aug 15, 2006 | 02:20 AM
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^
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Aug 15, 2006 | 02:22 AM
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if she finds out i beat on her car i'm homeless......
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Aug 15, 2006 | 02:28 AM
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Quote: if she finds out i beat on her car i'm homeless......
by pigs and by momma
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Aug 15, 2006 | 10:00 AM
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Street racing is lame - you should have at least gotten reckless. Think of others next time your "displaying" that break neck "speed".
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Aug 15, 2006 | 10:34 AM
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Was there two cop cars or only one? If he had her pulled over then flagged you over you could keep going. Here only one cop car can have one car pulled over so if shes pulled over you can keep going. I woulda been gone!
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Aug 15, 2006 | 10:41 AM
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you still live with your mama?!
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Aug 15, 2006 | 11:03 AM
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Quote: you still live with your mama?!
How else you think he can afford to drop his whole paychecks on his car mods
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Aug 15, 2006 | 11:22 AM
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Quote: you still live with your mama?!
:gheylaugh:
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Aug 15, 2006 | 11:29 AM
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Quote: next thing i know there are red & blues on my ass. i pull over and he passes and gets behind my girl/friend.i think,"yes,i'm free". he get's her then signals me over.the girls got no tickets at all,but i was "drag racing" and "got let off easy with a $50 seatbelt ticket".i need boobs
Its cause ur black..
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Aug 15, 2006 | 12:02 PM
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Quote: How else you think he can afford to drop his whole paychecks on his car mods
BURNED
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Aug 15, 2006 | 12:36 PM
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Quote: Its cause ur black..
It might just be... damn jersey cops
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Aug 15, 2006 | 12:48 PM
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ouch, no luck at all. You've been sucking at life lately, what's with you?
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Aug 15, 2006 | 01:36 PM
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Quote: ouch, no luck at all. You've been sucking at life lately, what's with you?
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Aug 15, 2006 | 01:37 PM
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You never cease to amaze me..
1. 94 Accord LX = 2.2 L No Vtec
2. 02 Accord LX= 2.3 L Vtec
3. Why risk destroying your mom's car

They should of locked your ass up..
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Aug 15, 2006 | 01:55 PM
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Aug 15, 2006 | 02:04 PM
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Quote: torque-braking maw-dook's lx, you're incorrigible
uu kill that tranny, you're in big trouble, lol
:spit
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Aug 15, 2006 | 02:07 PM
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only subbuzz..
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Aug 15, 2006 | 02:10 PM
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who is the girl on ur avatar?

man u got really lucky. ur car is all modified and shit and they dont care.
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Aug 15, 2006 | 02:32 PM
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Quote: only subbuzz..
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Aug 15, 2006 | 05:25 PM
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lmao this thread is great
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Aug 15, 2006 | 05:37 PM
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haha this is comedy
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Aug 15, 2006 | 06:41 PM
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Aug 15, 2006 | 07:17 PM
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Quote: by pigs and by momma
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Aug 16, 2006 | 12:01 AM
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Quote: You never cease to amaze me..
1. 94 Accord LX = 2.2 L No Vtec
2. 02 Accord LX= 2.3 L Vtec
3. Why risk destroying your mom's car

They should of locked your ass up..
i'm good,power brake ftw.plus i add a good 30hp just by me driving.i won straight up she floored it at the same time


to the rest of you f*cksticks

to answer the question there was one cop to start that got us both,but in less than a min there was 3.

it was late night,on a main road(st georges ave/rt 27 for all you jerz people) and there was no traffic/pedestrians.when i'm stupid,i'm smart about it........


people post pics of slips,i'm gonna start a ticket thread
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Aug 16, 2006 | 08:33 AM
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Quote: i'm good,power brake ftw.plus i add a good 30hp just by me driving.
sure there is, specially with the type R sticker in your pocket
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Aug 16, 2006 | 08:41 AM
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Quote: sure there is, specially with the type R sticker in your pocket
Leave Percy alone he was standing too close to the cannons while he was in the Navy.
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Aug 16, 2006 | 09:13 AM
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I bet you wish you had your whistler radar that night huh?

Haha just playin... is it true about the cannons? lol
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Aug 16, 2006 | 12:40 PM
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Quote: i'm good,power brake ftw.plus i add a good 30hp just by me driving.i won straight up she floored it at the same time:
Are you saying your girlfriend is fat? I remember reading a while back that for every 100lbs your car lost in weight, it was "like" seeing the performance of 10 extra hp. What would put your woman at 300lbs.

Quote: when i'm stupid,i'm smart about it........ ::
Obviously, slick
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Aug 16, 2006 | 12:52 PM
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percy is your car out of the shop yet?
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Aug 16, 2006 | 01:58 PM
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Quote: Leave Percy alone he was standing too close to the cannons while he was in the Navy.
I'm just waiting for the next thread "Burnt out mom's tranny doing power braking while racing girls, now I'm homeless"
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Aug 16, 2006 | 02:31 PM
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^^ and the car is still in the shop hopefully this weekend i'll be tearing up the streets in my white wonder.
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Aug 16, 2006 | 04:52 PM
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ur girl was doing something else to that cop when you weren't looking...lol

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Aug 16, 2006 | 09:55 PM
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Quote:

ur girl was doing something else to that cop when you weren't looking...lol

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Aug 17, 2006 | 12:36 AM
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ok then next time i'll whip out my one eyed snake and see where it gets me..........
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Aug 17, 2006 | 12:43 AM
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the cop would probably shoot a taser and say "bull's eye!"
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Aug 17, 2006 | 08:05 AM
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Quote: the cop would probably shoot a taser and say "bull's eye!"
And LOL@ white wonder is that the new name? The white wonderbread?

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Aug 18, 2006 | 12:20 AM
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my next mod red,blue,yellow dots.
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