I got OWNED by a chick in a KIA!

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Old Jun 11, 2004 | 02:26 AM
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I got OWNED by a chick in a KIA!

Guess what someone said about my 98 CL (and all CLs for that matter).

A female cashier (17 yrs old) overheard me and a fellow manager (both of us are 19 yrs old) talking about suspension (he has an older 90’s model prelude that is nicely set up). She walks up to us and informs us that her dad bought her a new car. I said to her: “that’s cool, gotta love the new car smell right, what kind is it?” She told us that it was a Kia Spectra. My friend laughs and I kinda smirk (but only a little). She got upset with my friend and called his car an old piece of crap, and then turned to me and said that my car was old, UGLY, and slow.

I thought she was kidding so I just laughed it off. She then proceeded to tell me that her car was faster and better than mine. I asked her to tell me why she would think that, and she said the following: “My car is brand new and has the biggest engine in it’s class, so I know that it’s faster than your car, plus my car looks way better than your old and ugly crap car.”

Me and my friend didn't say a word to her, we were speechless....

we did make her bring in all the shopping carts off the lot by herself after we closed the store though... haha.
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 02:37 AM
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haha good job... i wouldnt even bother with a dumb hoe like that.. haha... i would just smile and be like.. is that right?... interesting.. haha
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 02:39 AM
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Old Jun 11, 2004 | 02:45 AM
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If you own a 2.2/2.3 she might beat you.
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 03:16 AM
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ph33r teh kia!!!!!!!!
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 06:07 AM
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wow, she got serious about her Kia
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 07:29 AM
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you shoulda asked to see the backseat!!!!

and NOT to burst your bubble... but you got a 4cyl 2.3... the KIA is probably faster.. wont look better... but prob faster!!!
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Casper98CL
you shoulda asked to see the backseat!!!!

and NOT to burst your bubble... but you got a 4cyl 2.3... the KIA is probably faster.. wont look better... but prob faster!!!
naaahh i doubt that her 138 hp stock KIA engine is faster than my moded honda engine that comes stock 150 hp .
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 12:43 PM
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i bet the kia is quicker, no joke
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by LvMyCL23
naaahh i doubt that her 138 hp stock KIA engine is faster than my moded honda engine that comes stock 150 hp .


yea, but I bet that kia weighs nothing
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 02:29 PM
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Specs taken from Cars.com

Kia Spectra EX Curb weight: 2,826 lbs.
Kia Spectra EX Engine horsepower: 138-hp @ 6,000 rpm

2.3 Acura CL Curb weight: 3,009 lbs.
2.3 Acura CL Engine horsepower: 150-hp @ 5700RPM


Come on guys the kia, only being 183 lbs lighter, is not faster....
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by LvMyCL23
Specs taken from Cars.com

Kia Spectra EX Curb weight: 2,826 lbs.
Kia Spectra EX Engine horsepower: 138-hp @ 6,000 rpm

2.3 Acura CL Curb weight: 3,009 lbs.
2.3 Acura CL Engine horsepower: 150-hp @ 5700RPM


Come on guys the kia, only being 183 lbs lighter, is not faster....
u got 5 speed?

don't worry about it... at least the kia has a 10 year 100k mile warrenty...
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 02:40 PM
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This is hilarious...Should be a new thread.

"Hey guys...can my 2.2 beat a Kia Spectra?"

"I dunno man...Its gonna be close. Better get some NAWWWWWSSS"
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by LvMyCL23
Specs taken from Cars.com

Kia Spectra EX Curb weight: 2,826 lbs.
Kia Spectra EX Engine horsepower: 138-hp @ 6,000 rpm

2.3 Acura CL Curb weight: 3,009 lbs.
2.3 Acura CL Engine horsepower: 150-hp @ 5700RPM


Come on guys the kia, only being 183 lbs lighter, is not faster....

100lbs is a tenth of a second, and assuming the girl wasn't a chub and assuming you are about roughly 180 lbs. Let's say there's 240 lbs right there. That's .25 of a second. They say 10 HP is .1 of a second. So in theory it should be a good race
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Got Rice?


This is hilarious...Should be a new thread.

"Hey guys...can my 2.2 beat a Kia Spectra?"

"I dunno man...Its gonna be close. Better get some NAWWWWWSSS"





this thread is gonna make it's way onto streetkiaz.com
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 02:49 PM
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Old Jun 11, 2004 | 02:54 PM
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You guys are a bunch of cocks, what's wrong with you? He was just telling you a funny story and you blow up on him, get a hobby or something. :sqntfawk: :sqntfawk:
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by IDriveAHonda
You guys are a bunch of cocks, what's wrong with you? He was just telling you a funny story and you blow up on him, get a hobby or something. :sqntfawk: :sqntfawk:
A girl just got a new car which she's proud of and he laughs at her cause its a piece of shit. Yea...thats realllly nice...we're definitely the cocks here. Gotta be able to take criticism if you're gonna dish it out.
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 03:02 PM
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Hmm, i guess you can't read. His post said that he only smirked a little, his friend laughed. And I would laugh my ass off too if some stuck up bitch was bragging that her dad bought her a brand new kia.
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 03:04 PM
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When was the last time you guys went and checked out kias? Pretty nice cars for the money


Not our fault that the CL is slow and a 4 banger CL might have trouble fending off a Kia






btw, Idriveahonda :noob:
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by IDriveAHonda
Hmm, i guess you can't read. His post said that he only smirked a little, his friend laughed. And I would laugh my ass off too if some stuck up bitch was bragging that her dad bought her a brand new kia.

So if you're all proud on your Honda and tell some kids you thought would be interested... and one laughs while the other just kinda smirks off and its all quiet...you'd be all happy and shit right?

We're just fucking around anyways...
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 03:06 PM
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hey CLpower, LICK MY CUNT you bitch
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by IDriveAHonda
hey CLpower, LICK MY CUNT you bitch
Forum rules clearly state: Girls need to put up pictures before posting.
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 03:10 PM
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and if you went on a forum to tell a bunch of assholes how someone who is ignorant made fun of your car, you would love it for them to blow up on your huh? you think your real cool don't you CLpower.
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Got Rice?
Forum rules clearly state: Girls need to put up pictures before posting.
i would but CLpower thinks i need to shut the fuck up and i guess i will. wouldn't want to hurt his ego and damage his selfesteem.
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by IDriveAHonda
and if you went on a forum to tell a bunch of assholes how someone who is ignorant made fun of your car, you would love it for them to blow up on your huh? you think your real cool don't you CLpower.
It happens. :fingerfawk:

What we're saying is, we think it woulda been a close race. Therefore, maybe he was the one being ignorant.
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by IDriveAHonda
hey CLpower, LICK MY CUNT you bitch

HAHAHA BANNED!!!!!

and who editted the title of the thread? HAHAHA :shit:
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by IDriveAHonda
and if you went on a forum to tell a bunch of assholes how someone who is ignorant made fun of your car, you would love it for them to blow up on your huh? you think your real cool don't you CLpower.

rules to learn


think about what you are going to say, review it in your head or write down a rough draft. Proofread, then ask your neighbor to make sure it makes sense.

THEN POST
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by IDriveAHonda
i would but CLpower thinks i need to shut the fuck up and i guess i will. wouldn't want to hurt his ego and damage his selfesteem.
whoa!! REBANNED!! HAHAHHA :shit:
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 03:15 PM
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Old Jun 11, 2004 | 03:16 PM
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btw, I think i'm cool, I don't see how anything in this thread would change that in my mind



Truth hurts, that kia may give his acura a good race. He was laughing and basically saying it's a piece of slow shit, reality is, it's not.
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 03:18 PM
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Dang, what's with all the hate? I'm guessing they were only playing around don't take it so serious...it's just a web forum.
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Originally Posted by AcUrALiTy
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was that aimed at me?
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by LvMyCL23
Dang, what's with all the hate? I'm guessing they were only playing around don't take it so serious...it's just a web forum.
Exactly.
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 03:18 PM
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get the race on video!
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by ju5tchi11in
whoa!! REBANNED!! HAHAHHA :shit:

rebanned? Who is this person?
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by ju5tchi11in
was that aimed at me?
I think it was for the girl who wanted CLpower to give her head.
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by LvMyCL23
Dang, what's with all the hate? I'm guessing they were only playing around don't take it so serious...it's just a web forum.

who is hating who? I see no hate
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Got Rice?
I think it was for the girl who wanted CLpower to give her head.


pussy
Old Jun 11, 2004 | 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by CLpower
btw, I think i'm cool, I don't see how anything in this thread would change that in my mind



Truth hurts, that kia may give his acura a good race. He was laughing and basically saying it's a piece of slow shit, reality is, it's not.

alright can we end this? i never said her kia was a slow piece of shit and i never laughed at her. i don't even think she saw the smirk i gave my friend because she wasn't directing her attention at me, i was stocking shelves.



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