Almost took out a possum... funny story...
05-15-2007, 01:48 AM
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Almost took out a possum... funny story...
Tonight i was driving home from the Vietnamese restuarant after picking up my late night treats, as i was cruising along at 40mph with a cop behind (as always... 
) a freakin possum just darted right across the road. I stomped on my brakes so hard that the to-go plastic bag flew from the seat and hit the glove box.
Luckily the bag didn't explode and cause a big mess, i just washed the carpet.
Back to the possum: I heard a huge "THUMP!" under the car and i yelled to myself "SHIT!!!" The car is already stopped so i put on the hazard lights and got out, at this time the cop that was stalking me also stopped and got out.
We look at the possum and it was lying there dead, or so we thought.
I look at the front of my car to see if there's any damage. None!
I raised the car up about an inch the day before so i could drive my mom & grandma around without them yelling at every scraping sound the car makes 
...
The cop said he'll just scoop up the dead possum and put it to the side of the road. As he was bending down to scoop it with two sticks, the possum just sprung up and ran for its life! The cop was like "OH Shit!!!" His expression was priceless...
Anyways, I guess it got glazed by the Tanabe underbrace i just put on 3 days ago and didn't suffer any critical injury... I have a good laugh and a f*ckin' funny story to tell, the cop almost got a heart attack and the possum didn't get killed.
End story time.
Oh btw, i've been followed by cops a lot lately... i keep seeing them everywhere i go and i hate it when they keep lurking behind my car.
) a freakin possum just darted right across the road. I stomped on my brakes so hard that the to-go plastic bag flew from the seat and hit the glove box.Luckily the bag didn't explode and cause a big mess, i just washed the carpet.
Back to the possum: I heard a huge "THUMP!" under the car and i yelled to myself "SHIT!!!" The car is already stopped so i put on the hazard lights and got out, at this time the cop that was stalking me also stopped and got out.
We look at the possum and it was lying there dead, or so we thought.
I look at the front of my car to see if there's any damage. None!
I raised the car up about an inch the day before so i could drive my mom & grandma around without them yelling at every scraping sound the car makes ...The cop said he'll just scoop up the dead possum and put it to the side of the road. As he was bending down to scoop it with two sticks, the possum just sprung up and ran for its life! The cop was like "OH Shit!!!" His expression was priceless...
Anyways, I guess it got glazed by the Tanabe underbrace i just put on 3 days ago and didn't suffer any critical injury... I have a good laugh and a f*ckin' funny story to tell, the cop almost got a heart attack
and the possum didn't get killed.End story time.
Oh btw, i've been followed by cops a lot lately... i keep seeing them everywhere i go and i hate it when they keep lurking behind my car.
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05-15-2007, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by AznX TL
havent you guys ever heard of playing "opossum" aka playing dead?
05-15-2007, 11:03 AM
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I bet you le balourd police' officier wet his pants...
...as soon as he go back into le police' auto because he so effrayâmes of le stupid possum.
he he he.
...as soon as he go back into le police' auto because he so effrayâmes of le stupid possum.
he he he.
05-15-2007, 11:26 AM
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haha, that was some funny shit last night. I thought of it when i woke up this morning and it still puts a smile on my face 
So it's Opossum, not Possum?
i guess my Engamese still needs improvement...
So it's Opossum, not Possum?
i guess my Engamese still needs improvement...
05-15-2007, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel25_17
I bet you le balourd police' officier wet his pants...
...as soon as he go back into le police' auto because he so effrayâmes of le stupid possum.
he he he.
...as soon as he go back into le police' auto because he so effrayâmes of le stupid possum.
he he he.
05-15-2007, 08:33 PM
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Sure... everybody wet their pants. Even full grown tough guy police officers that go around stalking innocent CLs and then get bullied by play-dead 'O'possums.
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel25_17
Sure... everybody wet their pants. Even full grown tough guy police officers that go around stalking innocent CLs and then get bullied by play-dead 'O'possums.
05-16-2007, 09:30 AM
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no no i mean... the French...
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