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Old 11-04-2015, 11:45 AM
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Fatties love gobbling sausages, they don't even care what car they came in.. True story.
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I called him the 35 year old virgin early on
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Old 11-04-2015, 11:52 AM
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North American guys love to pull a fat girl once in a while because they know they'll get a blow job that's easily a 8.5. And they won't have to spend any money. Take my advice fellas, the two B's: Big and Blow!
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Old 11-04-2015, 12:41 PM
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I learned from DSD..

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it's funny but what I consider "fine" is actually what a lot of people in the rest of the country would call fat.

BBW 4 Lyf.
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Old 11-04-2015, 02:08 PM
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Lol but I already have a girl who is higher level than her. She's like 7.5/10 and my gf is 9/10. Besides, she's a flake.

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But Gisele is a lazy lay...she needs Tom more than he needs her!

Rocky, go with option 3) text her and tell her your feelings. You could end up in a great relationship!
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Old 11-04-2015, 02:10 PM
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Most North American guys don't have a choice. There's a high percentage of fatties here.

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North American guys love to pull a fat girl once in a while because they know they'll get a blow job that's easily a 8.5. And they won't have to spend any money. Take my advice fellas, the two B's: Big and Blow!
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Old 11-04-2015, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
Most North American guys don't have a choice. There's a high percentage of fatties here.
And those that have a choice still use them. Wait till your fat daughter comes home crying because she keeps getting used and abused by boys.
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Old 11-04-2015, 02:14 PM
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Lol but I already have a girl who is higher level than her. She's like 7.5/10 and my gf is 9/10. Besides, she's a flake.
Sounds like you're playing Dungeons and Dragons. Does your level 9 use a Vorpal blade with + 3 armor and can she slay Xorn?
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Hopefully I won't have a daughter! Feeding her to become a fatty is just a backup plan.

Originally Posted by Doom878
And those that have a choice still use them. Wait till your fat daughter comes home crying because she keeps getting used and abused by boys.
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You should play Baldur's Gate 2: Shadows of Amn and Pillars of Eternity. Awesome games!!

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Sounds like you're playing Dungeons and Dragons. Does your level 9 use a Vorpal blade with + 3 armor and can she slay Xorn?
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Old 11-04-2015, 02:46 PM
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Hopefully I won't have a daughter! Feeding her to become a fatty is just a backup plan.
At your rate you won't ever have to worry about any kids.

You worthless fucking douchebag.
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Old 11-04-2015, 02:52 PM
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I played hide the bologna with rockymom
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Old 11-04-2015, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
You should play Baldur's Gate 2: Shadows of Amn and Pillars of Eternity. Awesome games!!
Do these women play rpg games with you on-line?
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
Hopefully I won't have a daughter! Feeding her to become a fatty is just a backup plan.


Originally Posted by rockyboy
You should play Baldur's Gate 2: Shadows of Amn and Pillars of Eternity. Awesome games!!
He's getting better trolling. Nobody's this dense.
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rockymom is pretty thick..
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Uh oh, if it's in the DNA, her grandaughter will be another cockgobbling skank like grandma.
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she's really nice though and has a good personality.
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Old 11-04-2015, 03:26 PM
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Rocky's gf has always been a 9.. and has thus gobbled all of our dicks before settling.
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she gobbled my dick twice.
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
Lol but I already have a girl who is higher level than her. She's like 7.5/10 and my gf is 9/10. Besides, she's a fake.

Yea, we know bro.
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Old 11-04-2015, 03:41 PM
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Ninja, you don't have a girlfriend.

You're a fucking desperate piece of shit.

The only thing that has even touched your penis would be your hand.

Your mom should have done what she does best 35 years ago. Swallow that cum.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
she gobbled my dick twice.

If any woman is ever interested in Cawkfuck over there, that bitch must be desperate too. Ninja know he go be going for dem 1's. Them shrek lookin bitches.
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Ninja, you don't have a girlfriend.

You're a fucking desperate piece of shit.

The only thing that has even touched your penis would be your hand.

Your mom should have done what she does best 35 years ago. Swallow that cum.
No reason to be harsh.. all are whalecum here. Even pathetic almost 40 year old virgins.
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fat shrek lookin' bitches need love too Craig
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I learned from DSD..

Dick suckin Dawn.

Back when I was about 16, there was a hot fattie that rolled in with the County Fair named Joy. We used to go "Joy Ridin'" whenever we couldn't find someone else to blow us. Ahh, the good old days . . .
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How can posts like #334 be tolerated around here? How can two-thirds of what the "3G douchebag crew" post in regards to rocky be acceptable?

You're getting played so bad and you plebs just keep it going.

Rocky is my fucking hero and I find the level of troll extremely admirable.
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Old 11-04-2015, 03:48 PM
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fat shrek lookin' bitches need love too Craig

Mo cushion.
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Ramblings Chad.

You should already know.

It makes the day at work go by quicker.
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Originally Posted by Chief F1 Fan
Back when I was about 16, there was a hot fattie that rolled in with the County Fair named Joy. We used to go "Joy Ridin'" whenever we couldn't find someone else to blow us. Ahh, the good old days . . .


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How can posts like #334 be tolerated around here? How can two-thirds of what the "3G douchebag crew" post in regards to rocky be acceptable?

You're getting played so bad and you plebs just keep it going.

Rocky is my fucking hero and I find the level of troll extremely admirable.
Tolerated.. it's the fucking truth so..

We know he's having fun, so are we..
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Do you really think I would want someone to die. (Not even my worst enemy)

It's called fucking with him....
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Off-topic does not equate to what you guys have been doing. As a total observer through this whole thing, I really saw how low you guys go. Hell it even carried over from rocky to other threads.
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No reason to be harsh.. all are whalecum here. Even pathetic almost 40 year old virgins.

Saving that first time for Ms. right........

Little does he know....
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Chill your tits.
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Fucking guy is mad because he can't pull a 9..
Get money
Get muscles
Lease 2016 RDX Elite
Fuck bitches
Simple
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No, my girlfriend doesn't really play video games...

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I was always told that fat chicks give great head.

Why do fat chicks give great head?

Because they have to.
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So I tried to set up another date with the 9/10 but she said her schedule is full. I told her didn't want to burden her with even more things in the schedule so cancelled the plans. It wasn't really a big deal as we have two dates already planned... or so I thought.

She texts me back like 2 pages apologizing profusely and saying she felt terrible and hoping I understand. Then she said she would be more free in a few weeks. So she is setting up a date with me next month and I also set up a date. Now we have 4 dates in the pipeline.

She's really cute... she could probably go into modeling if she really wanted to.
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