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Old 09-05-2014, 09:56 AM
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CLpower, lemme drive your high end vehicle, since you're giving away free drives.
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Originally Posted by UA6
Thirty 18 year olds driving Lambos, I'd think more than one would crash.
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I can't believe no one here is asking the obvious question

WHY are Lambos so hard to drive, and why is that legal? Hello? You don't hear any stories about Acuras being crashed into guardrails on test drives killing all aboard. Hello? Class-action lawsuit anyone? Lambo gets off scott-free, while Apple loses billions due to lawsuits about accidental in-app purchases. Just goes to show the hypocrisy and idiocy of America, favored companies get a 'that's life' pass, and hated companies like Apple & McDonalds get sued for allowing you to scratch your ass or burn your hand on coffee.

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Originally Posted by parasitius
I can't believe no one here is asking the obvious question

WHY are Lambos so hard to drive, and why is that legal? Hello? You don't hear any stories about Acuras being crashed into guardrails on test drives killing all aboard. Hello? Class-action lawsuit anyone? Lambo gets off scott-free, while Apple loses billions due to lawsuits about accidental in-app purchases. Just goes to show the hypocrisy and idiocy of America, favored companies get a 'that's life' pass, and hated companies like Apple & McDonalds get sued for allowing you to scratch your ass or burn your hand on coffee.
Because Acura has 200hp while Lambo has 600hp?
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because parasitious is not all there in the head.
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Originally Posted by parasitius
I can't believe no one here is asking the obvious question

WHY are Lambos so hard to drive, and why is that legal? Hello? You don't hear any stories about Acuras being crashed into guardrails on test drives killing all aboard. Hello? Class-action lawsuit anyone? Lambo gets off scott-free, while Apple loses billions due to lawsuits about accidental in-app purchases. Just goes to show the hypocrisy and idiocy of America, favored companies get a 'that's life' pass, and hated companies like Apple & McDonalds get sued for allowing you to scratch your ass or burn your hand on coffee.
not sure if serious or trolling lol.
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not sure if serious or trolling lol.
Idiotic comments are his schtick. You can safely ignore him.
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Idiotic comments are his schtick. You can safely ignore him.
gotcha.
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Looks like the short bus for special boys who like sucking tranny cock made an unscheduled stop..
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is it me or ever since TLX was released in August, these type of thread and posts just popped out of nowhere.
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Originally Posted by oonowindoo
is it me or ever since TL was released, these type of ppl just popped out of nowhere.
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damnit, Justin........


stop leaving the gate open
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As usual the keyboard jockeys don't actually have the intelligence to answer my argument so they just go straight ad hominem to my love of the third gender.

What does Horse Power have to do with anything? My Acura traction control prevents my tires from spinning out of control when I gas it too much on wet pavement. Lambo is obviously doing something wrong. Look at all the shit Toyota got for their accelerators that stick - yet - oh the sacred cow lambo is given a free pass.

Remember folks: SOMEONE'S CHILD IS DEAD HERE. Let's have a little respect like Sandy Hook.

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Originally Posted by parasitius
As usual the keyboard jockeys don't actually have the intelligence to answer my argument so they just go straight ad hominem to my love of the third gender.

What does Horse Power have to do with anything? My Acura traction control prevents my tires from spinning out of control when I gas it too much on wet pavement. Lambo is obviously doing something wrong. Look at all the shit Toyota got for their accelerators that stick - yet - oh the sacred cow lambo is given a free pass.

Remember folks: SOMEONE'S CHILD IS DEAD HERE. Let's have a little respect like Sandy Hook.

Take a 600hp car for a test drive then tell us it's like a 200hp acura.
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I'd bring a can of gas and some matches just in case
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Originally Posted by parasitius
As usual the keyboard jockeys don't actually have the intelligence to answer my argument so they just go straight ad hominem to my love of the third gender.

What does Horse Power have to do with anything? My Acura traction control prevents my tires from spinning out of control when I gas it too much on wet pavement. Lambo is obviously doing something wrong. Look at all the shit Toyota got for their accelerators that stick - yet - oh the sacred cow lambo is given a free pass.

Remember folks: SOMEONE'S CHILD IS DEAD HERE. Let's have a little respect like Sandy Hook.

That is like saying Oh u have airbags so technically if yo were going to hit a brick wall at 100mph and you should be ok. If you are dead, then it is the car's fault?
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congrats!!

You have just made it to my first ever signature quote. I have seen a lot of stupid shit here, but yours was really worth the wait.
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Originally Posted by usdmJON
Take a 600hp car for a test drive then tell us it's like a 200hp acura.
Let's just assume for a moment (assume only! not a concession) that there is merit to your argument.

Where exactly does this magical "effect" kick in? HP is linear, not like, for example, a dB scale where +3 dB equals twice the perceived loudness to human ears.

I need to know this for experimental reasons, because I don't have access to a 600HP car, but my next will be either 410 or 450 depending if I go IS-F or RC-F. And I want to know if I'll risk "driving that car into a guardrail" according to this "magical 600HP guard rail attraction effect". Mainly, I'm counting down the days until I can empirically PROVE YOU WRONG. Thanks.
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Originally Posted by oonowindoo
congrats!! You have just made it to my first ever signature quote.
18 yr old + Lambo + stupid = dead-x1vj0.jpg
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yours were my inspiration.
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Originally Posted by parasitius
Let's just assume for a moment (assume only! not a concession) that there is merit to your argument.

Where exactly does this magical "effect" kick in? HP is linear, not like, for example, a dB scale where +3 dB equals twice the perceived loudness to human ears.

I need to know this for experimental reasons, because I don't have access to a 600HP car, but my next will be either 410 or 450 depending if I go IS-F or RC-F. And I want to know if I'll risk "driving that car into a guardrail" according to this "magical 600HP guard rail attraction effect". Mainly, I'm counting down the days until I can empirically PROVE YOU WRONG. Thanks.
If you don't understand the difference between a 18 years old driving a Corolla and 700hp charger hellcat.

Then we can't help you.

who do you think insurance premium cost more for high HP cars?
Why do you think insurance premium cost more for teenagers?
Why do you think insurance cost even more if you have teenagers driving High HP cars?

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If you don't understand the difference between a 18 years old driving a Corolla and 700hp charger hellcat.

Then we can't help you.
There are many things he doesn't understand.. like magnets, for one.
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Originally Posted by parasitius
Let's just assume for a moment (assume only! not a concession) that there is merit to your argument.

Where exactly does this magical "effect" kick in? HP is linear, not like, for example, a dB scale where +3 dB equals twice the perceived loudness to human ears.

I need to know this for experimental reasons, because I don't have access to a 600HP car, but my next will be either 410 or 450 depending if I go IS-F or RC-F. And I want to know if I'll risk "driving that car into a guardrail" according to this "magical 600HP guard rail attraction effect". Mainly, I'm counting down the days until I can empirically PROVE YOU WRONG. Thanks.
Holy crap.

Long story short, in a 200hp car you can break while turning, no issues.
In a 600hp car, you need to be pretty much completely off the breaks or the car will just go straight.

As well, it can be fatiguing. Power steering is rough in those cars. Shifting is often done via paddle shifting so you wont be using your foot but you will tire out your arms quick.

I feel those two combined is dangerous for an experienced driver.

P.S. I'm also the only one humoring you here so show a little respect.
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Originally Posted by usdmJON
Holy crap.

Long story short, in a 200hp car you can break while turning, no issues.
In a 600hp car, you need to be pretty much completely off the breaks or the car will just go straight.

As well, it can be fatiguing. Power steering is rough in those cars. Shifting is often done via paddle shifting so you wont be using your foot but you will tire out your arms quick.

I feel those two combined is dangerous for an experienced driver.

P.S. I'm also the only one humoring you here so show a little respect.
*brake (not break)

*brake (not breaks)
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Wow. I need a brake.


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Originally Posted by parasitius
I can't believe no one here is asking the obvious question

WHY are Lambos so hard to drive, and why is that legal? Hello? You don't hear any stories about Acuras being crashed into guardrails on test drives killing all aboard. Hello? Class-action lawsuit anyone? Lambo gets off scott-free, while Apple loses billions due to lawsuits about accidental in-app purchases. Just goes to show the hypocrisy and idiocy of America, favored companies get a 'that's life' pass, and hated companies like Apple & McDonalds get sued for allowing you to scratch your ass or burn your hand on coffee.
1. someone crashes an Acura, no one cares
2. a lambo is a high powered sports car that like most other cars in it's realm takes experience to master. You just don't give one to a kid with 2 years of experience and say "have fun, be back at 9 dear" that's like giving a new motorcyclist a 1000cc superbike and saying "here you go, have fun"
3. lambo did not give the keys to the 18 year old. the OWNER THAT SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER DID..

come on now, use that there common sense...
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^ now that was entertaining....
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Originally Posted by parasitius
Let's just assume for a moment (assume only! not a concession) that there is merit to your argument.

Where exactly does this magical "effect" kick in? HP is linear, not like, for example, a dB scale where +3 dB equals twice the perceived loudness to human ears.

I need to know this for experimental reasons, because I don't have access to a 600HP car, but my next will be either 410 or 450 depending if I go IS-F or RC-F. And I want to know if I'll risk "driving that car into a guardrail" according to this "magical 600HP guard rail attraction effect". Mainly, I'm counting down the days until I can empirically PROVE YOU WRONG. Thanks.
Torque for one, goddammit.

It's easy to get in over your head in a high horsepower car because you're not used to how responsive everything is at that level if all you've driven is a 200Hp Acura. Add in the fact that even with AWD, Lamborghini still sends 70% of the power to the rear & only applies power to the front when necessary, so it's not hard to blip the throttle & end up 180 degrees.

Like asking why is a Desert Eagle so feared compared to a regular, run-of-the-mill pistol.
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Originally Posted by YeuEmMaiMai
2. a lambo is a high powered sports car that like most other cars in it's realm takes experience to master. You just don't give one to a kid with 2 years of experience and say "have fun, be back at 9 dear" that's like giving a new motorcyclist a 1000cc superbike and saying "here you go, have fun"
Strong disagree with the ageism.

There are plenty of people who are just fucking retards the day they were born into this world, it is their destiny to actualize that retardism when the time is right.

Age 14 I was "just given" a powerful dirt bike. One day my non-handy man can't-change-a-lightbulb dad said, "Hey Justin, let's go get dirt bikes!". We literally did, got one for my 11yo brother too. I built a 2ft dirt jump that would launch me 6 ft into the air. Worst mistake I made in following 2 years was coming down at too much an angle and almost busting my left foot on a save... but didn't.

Neighbortard kid comes over, always told me stories how he's been racing dirt bikes for years... without my permission jumps on my dirt bike and starts driving it. Back then we all rode BMX and the coolest thing to do was have no brakes on your bike and as a substitute stop by smashing your foot in between the frame and back tire. (We'd all mastered this skill)

IDIOT TRIES TO STOP MY DIRTBIKE IN THE SAME WAY, gets his ankle very disgustingly twisted between the tire, frame, and rear shocks as the treads gripped onto his shoe right well and sucked him in.

That was destiny the day the kid was born. So was [this] horrifying hot pot refueling in China.

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wow..

i normally don't do personal attack but you are more "retarded" than i thought. you are so retarded, you probably lost your virginity to a retarded girl because you thought she was "special".
" it is their destiny to actualize that retardism when the time is right."
Back then we all rode BMX and the coolest thing to do was have no brakes on your bike and as a substitute stop by smashing your foot in between the frame and back tire. (We'd all mastered this skill)
coolest thing? or most retarded thing?

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Originally Posted by oonowindoo
wow..

i normally don't do personal attack but you are more "retarded" than i thought. you are so retarded, you probably lost your virginity to a retarded girl because you thought she was "special".
" it is their destiny to actualize that retardism when the time is right."


coolest thing? or most retarded thing?
Get a clue before you talk.

The only thing with superior stopping power would be disc brakes, which 14 year olds don't have money for. Otherwise stopping your BMX with your foot is a lot safer / better stopping power than squeaky shitty friction-to-rim brake pad brakes. ESPECIALLY when your bike came initially with unilever rather than canti.

Yes it does wear out tires a bit faster, so what, some people like to drive with a lead foot and are willing to pay a few extra gallons of gasoline here and there for the enjoyment of it. Same principle applies.

And before you start that nonsense, I lost it to a decently hot 14 yo cheerleader. Basically, she wanted to bang my little brother's friend (he was 15) but he lived way out in the boondocks and didn't have a license yet. So he basically told the girl, my friend will drive me over there to bang you if you let him take sloppy seconds. She agreed (yeah I know, a real tramp right, lol), so I picked him up in my mom's van and we both went over there and did our thing.

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i am sorry i can't do this anymore...i lost
i thought SSFTSX was the most consistent/calm idiot here, you just got him beat by a whole mile.
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Originally Posted by usdmJON
P.S. I'm also the only one humoring you here so show a little respect.



..asks for respect from a man who leaches off of his mom so he can pay to suck off transvestites across the globe and dine at fancy restaurants..

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Just depends on the person IMO. Most 16-18 y.o. can't handle it, some can. I know several 16-18 y.o.'s with C7's, M3's, GTR's, 458 etc.. and they're all fine. I know a guy who got a G37 for his 16th and wrecked it 2 weeks later.
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Originally Posted by parasitius
Age 14... got one for my 11yo brother too
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..I lost it to a decently hot 14 yo cheerleader.. she wanted to bang my little brother's friend (he was 15)..

Not only are you a degenerate.. you're also a pedo.. why does this not surprise me. Fuck any 12 year old boys overseas?
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Originally Posted by parasitius
Strong disagree with the ageism.

There are plenty of people who are just fucking retards the day they were born into this world, it is their destiny to actualize that retardism when the time is right.

Age 14 I was "just given" a powerful dirt bike. One day my non-handy man can't-change-a-lightbulb dad said, "Hey Justin, let's go get dirt bikes!". We literally did, got one for my 11yo brother too. I built a 2ft dirt jump that would launch me 6 ft into the air. Worst mistake I made in following 2 years was coming down at too much an angle and almost busting my left foot on a save... but didn't.

Neighbortard kid comes over, always told me stories how he's been racing dirt bikes for years... without my permission jumps on my dirt bike and starts driving it. Back then we all rode BMX and the coolest thing to do was have no brakes on your bike and as a substitute stop by smashing your foot in between the frame and back tire. (We'd all mastered this skill)

IDIOT TRIES TO STOP MY DIRTBIKE IN THE SAME WAY, gets his ankle very disgustingly twisted between the tire, frame, and rear shocks as the treads gripped onto his shoe right well and sucked him in.

That was destiny the day the kid was born. So was [this] horrifying hot pot refueling in China.
dirt bike != 1000cc 170+HP crotch rocket that tips the scales at under 450lbs... and inexperience = problems no matter what it is


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