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Old 04-10-2006, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty


Don't whip it out at a bar and say "it's not going to suck itself," especially while in the men's room
Note to Minch and Mizouse.....Don't try this in the ladies room......
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Old 04-10-2006, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
I was just wondering if there were more details (so I might know which activities to avoid).
Don't be as sexy as me, and don't talk to gay men if you are.

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So Abreece, did he swallow or make a mural out of it?
He spit it out. I was a little offended
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Old 04-10-2006, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by sasha
So Abreece, did he swallow or make a mural out of it?



This thread is finally turning into everything I hoped and dreamed it would be.
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Old 04-10-2006, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by ABreece
He spit it out. I was a little offended
That little bitch!!!
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Old 04-10-2006, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by ABreece

He spit it out. I was a little offended
I guess you'll have to start eating more fruits now



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Old 04-10-2006, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by ABreece
Don't be as sexy as me
Too late...
https://acurazine.com/forums/showpos...94&postcount=1
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Old 04-10-2006, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by ABreece
He spit it out. I was a little offended
We as guys are offended by that in general. If a girl isn't a fan of swallowing, we're fine being told in advance. Then we can "make a mural" instead, which we're always fans of.
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Old 04-10-2006, 01:52 PM
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I'm still ing at my "HeJ" comment on the other page.
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Old 04-10-2006, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Hawt poppa!
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Get to practicing...
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Old 04-10-2006, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
I'm still ing at my "HeJ" comment on the other page.
Hej?
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Old 04-10-2006, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
NO!!! TOO SEXY!!!!!!! TOO SEXY!!!!
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Old 04-10-2006, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Hej?
Instead of a B.J. - a He.J.
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Instead of a B.J. - a He.J.
and
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Originally Posted by wstevens
So some dude just fell out of the sky and his mouth landed on your cock? One in million, I tell ya.
Originally Posted by zeroday
one minute you're taking down your christmas lights, next thing you know, you've got abreece's cock in your mouth. crazy. you gotta give it to abreece for being opportunistic though.
Best replies sofar....had me bustin up
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Originally Posted by ABreece
He spit it out. I was a little offended
Wait a minute! Remember this (02-01-2006, 12:37 PM)?

Originally Posted by ABreece
I'm told I'm pretty tasteless
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Old 04-10-2006, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by SpeedyV6
You bought a Louis Vuitton purse?
what's so gay about having a LV wallet, dude?
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Originally Posted by kurt_bradley
We as guys are offended by that in general. If a girl isn't a fan of swallowing, we're fine being told in advance. Then we can "make a mural" instead, which we're always fans of.
I wouldnt get offended....if a girl took it in the mouth that is all that matters
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Old 04-10-2006, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by The Sarlacc
If you really want to be...you don't ol stokeless do you?

Do some digging. Killer and I remember him...sadly. Thought he bitched out and left...guess he came crawling back...they always do.

first off im no where near gay second what he is talkin bout i posted a pix up and i had my shirt off for some reason they took that as gay. But its ok i never left i just was in the TSX forums. I could really give a fuck what them two bitches have to say anyway.
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Old 04-10-2006, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by jt24yo
what's so gay about having a LV wallet, dude?
Read that sentence out loud to yourself.
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Originally Posted by wstevens


And that bathing suit sucks. May I recommend Abercrombie for a nice swimsuit.
dude, no offense, wstevens, but aren't you just a LITTLE old for A&F?
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Originally Posted by Stokeless_TSX
first off im no where near gay second what he is talkin bout i posted a pix up and i had my shirt off for some reason they took that as gay. But its ok i never left i just was in the TSX forums. I could really give a fuck what them two bitches have to say anyway.
Ahhh, good times...good times......
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Old 04-10-2006, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Read that sentence out loud to yourself.

AD, maybe I'm a little slow today (wtf, it's monday), I'M VERY SLOW TODAY, I still don't get it.
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Originally Posted by jt24yo
dude, no offense, wstevens, but aren't you just a LITTLE old for A&F?


Ill go as far as American Eagle, but as soon I walk into A&F I feel like a child molester.....
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Originally Posted by jt24yo
what's so gay about having a LV wallet, dude?

we know of another forum that might be able to provide some insight into LV stuff
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Originally Posted by Stokeless_TSX
first off im no where near gay second what he is talkin bout i posted a pix up and i had my shirt off for some reason they took that as gay. But its ok i never left i just was in the TSX forums. I could really give a fuck what them two bitches have to say anyway.
haha no worries, just do this . Its what i had to do
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Old 04-10-2006, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by sasha
I guess you'll have to start eating more fruits now



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Wait a minute! Remember this (02-01-2006, 12:37 PM)?

Hah, i was just going to tell you - he told me that too

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Old 04-10-2006, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
as soon I walk into A&F I feel like a child molester.....
They're catalogs do enough of that already. Their ads really push the bad taste envelope.
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Old 04-10-2006, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Count Dracura
"It fell out of nowhere" doesn't really explain it. I think he was asking for the sequence of events that actually led up to it. Did a guy just come up to you and ask you point blank?
It was just about that random and direct, yeah.

I second the A&F swimsuit recommendation. i'm not much of a fashion whore, but I actually get compliments on mine.

Then again for as much as it cost me it should massage my balls while i lie on the beach.
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Originally Posted by jt24yo
dude, no offense, wstevens, but aren't you just a LITTLE old for A&F?

uhhh, no. I look like I'm about 21.
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Originally Posted by subinf
we know of another forum that might be able to provide some insight into LV stuff

I did stumbled upon this beauty today....

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I don't care about the immature, prepubescent idiots from the other forum losing or gaining interest in our forum again. They all think that I am a homosexual and purseloving sissy who loves to crossdress on weekends - and can't handle the forum. There was even suggestions to hack the forum because it couldn't be all that secured because it was run by a bunch of naive women... something along those lines. I am not afraid of more trolls swinging by, I am back monitoring new members every day and another attack, as (un)likely as it may seem, would be killed off quickly.
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Originally Posted by ABreece
It was just about that random and direct, yeah.
I tried that with my wife..... No dice
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Originally Posted by jt24yo
AD, maybe I'm a little slow today (wtf, it's monday), I'M VERY SLOW TODAY, I still don't get it.
No self respecting man has any business owning anything with LV printed on it.
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Originally Posted by wstevens
uhhh, no. I look like I'm about 21.
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Originally Posted by mamboking
I did stumbled upon this beauty today....
Notice he didn't deny anything.

And was somebody planning on hacking it? I don't recall that part...
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Originally Posted by Vlad
I don't care about the immature, prepubescent idiots from the other forum losing or gaining interest in our forum again. They all think that I am a homosexual and purseloving sissy who loves to crossdress on weekends - and can't handle the forum. There was even suggestions to hack the forum because it couldn't be all that secured because it was run by a bunch of naive women... something along those lines. I am not afraid of more trolls swinging by, I am back monitoring new members every day and another attack, as (un)likely as it may seem, would be killed off quickly.
He has us pegged, but I think he's asking for someone to teach him a lesson in that last part.
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Originally Posted by kurt_bradley
They're catalogs do enough of that already. Their ads really push the bad taste envelope.
Kurt, your bad taste envelop is about the size of a nickel.
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Kurt, your bad taste envelop is about the size of a nickel.
Not really. I'm rather foul-mouthed and dirty-minded much of the time. Some that know me on here can vouch.
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Originally Posted by kurt_bradley
He has us pegged, but I think he's asking for someone to teach him a lesson in that last part.
This was his last entry on the thread.... whatever that means...

It was a completely unrelated forum on cars. I don't think there will be any more members from there coming over here anymore, as I have taken... measures to spoil their fun with our board. I won't get into details, but I am fairly sure their mods/admins won't allow any more links to the PF posted on their board.
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Originally Posted by ABreece
Hah, i was just going to tell you - he told me that too
I see.
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