TacoBello

A quick trip to the STD clinic to confirm cleanliness, and a nice shower later, and it's a fresh as can be

Majofo

H.. maybe you haven't been to an establishment like this.
First rule is the stage dance.. now I go to freaky dirty places. Not them proper don't touch joints.
Places where you put $5 on the stage and she rubbin' that pussy in yo face..

That's where you vet the kat.. if she stank.. you wank. If she fresh.. you flesh.
Second rule, there's no sex in the champagne room.

Majofo

That's a sad thing yo
Hot ass ho
She got that thang in yo face

and it's like..

Majofo

Mama san said buy a beer
I said suck dis dick
she said throw some mo

Yumcha

Yeah, Maj...I will be the first to admit that my exposure to "gentlemen's clubs" are from Vegas' Spearment Rhino and the odd one in town for bachelor parties almost 10+ years ago.

Haven't been to them since.

thoiboi

David So is a funny SOB

BreezyTL

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Taco, does your dog get baths regularly? Have you changed food recently? Has anything changed for him in the past couple months?

TacoBello

Stupid question- do the chicks get completely naked down in the US? I heard they leave clothes on. Not here. Here, if you're sitting at perv row, she'll come around in front of you, spread her legs wide open and tell you to throw loonies at her pussy. If you hit it, you get a poster

TacoBello

baths are only as necessary. If he starts to stink or got filthy outside, he would get a bath. Maybe like once a month.

Food has has been the same for almost two years now. Though, I did notice him getting dry skin in the winter... that seemed to be when it started. At first I thought it would go away in the spring when the humidity went up, but no dice.

I actually just recently changed his food to see how that will go.

BreezyTL

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I saw you gave him fish oil pills and had a shitty night with that. Does his coat look shiny or is it dull? If dull, try a little oil drizzled on his food. Should help with his coat. Do you apply any frontline for flea's/ticks?

Majofo

Get a poster.. wtf
Skrip joints run the gamut here..
In Texas if you brown bag, bottoms off
If they have a license, bottoms on
If bottoms on.. the lap dance is where she slides the panties to the side.

Majofo

Most joints here are no touch, she touches you all she wants
Back home - all naked, no rules

Majofo

Common occurrence back home is some squid gets pulled on stage
Stripped butt naked, wang hanging out
Skripper puts tshirt over dick and dry fucks.. shits pretty wild.

Majofo

So old.. his kid's 15 minutes have already been told.. damn.
Cory Gunz do have spit tho.. just not marketable.

Majofo

Majofo

Hurry up and put the power back on J..

Majofo

I don't really believe in numerology
I think it's some type of cognitive conditioning to pick up on certain things
But pulled into work at 9:11 today.. shiett.

thoiboi

yeah probably right about cognitive conditioning..


like once you start driving a TL and then 'all of a sudden' start seeing TL's everywhere..

Yumcha

Back from -ing...

Majofo

This teenager so-called video director pulled an AR on the talent
Got his ass handed to him and his AR taken
Didn't get paid on top of that
Now he on a diss song.. poor soulless dweeb
Who really play like that.. we know what happened to Trayvon..

Majofo

Full vid

Majofo

btw that's not the kid's AR at the end.. kid's AR has magpul shwag..
Ryyot's AR is a pistol.

TacoBello

I think that's gun speak for it shoots bullets. Or something. I dunno. Where are my pants?

TacoBello

Y'all have herpes. From me.


That is all.

Franchise1124

Flipster23

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We havin some crazy ass weather over here on my side of the states.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Thunder, lighting, rain and heavy winds for about an hour.

Bryan said he had a tornado warning down there he is.

We bout to die y'all.

kurtatx

Happy Apple keynote all

Flipster23

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You can look all you want, but can't touch.

Unless, you have your boys pay for a special "bachelor, last time he will touch ass and titties on multiple women" Think it was like $300 but they split it.

Took me on the stage 10-12 chicks, ripped my boxers off on stage..Tits all in my face, wanted me to eat the booty like groceries.

They took me to the private room and got my penis rubbed on by this cute little black/white girl with some big ones, let me fondle with them. She told me she was married. Your husband approves of you playing with my cawk. Oh he must get enjoyment from that stuff.

I think that night in all between dinner, club, skrip bar, and casino my boys forked out in total $1500+

Came home at 6 AM, wife was in Tahoe for her girls thing so I had time to throw my ripped boxers away.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Today is Apple day.

But, eff that you won't catch me paying 1k for a phone, especially when the starting price for a Macbook is around there.

Majofo

Fuck Apple, Pay me

kurtatx

Yeah, it's a little insane.

Majofo

Also.. don't you fuckbums call today Apple day. Apple day is October 21st..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Day

Also.. Macintosh Apples taste like shit.. worst of the bunch.

TacoBello

I hate my dog. In a loving way, of course.

When I first picked him up, I would only feed him the most expensive dog foods... Oooh... highly rated... no fillers... all whatever rather.

He hated it. I went through 3 or 4 pricey, high rated brands, and he hated each and everyone of them. He rarely would eat all his food, generally leaving half of it behind.

Well fast forward to one evening, needing dog food, but everything is closed already besides the late night grocery place. Ok, I'll buy a small bag of the cheap stuff. He loved it. He crushed it. He devoured it in a flash. I looked the food up and it's rated like 3/5, so I figure hey, he likes it, it's not the most horrendous, I guess that's what he gets from now on. Every time he eats it, he crushes it.

Until the dry skin issue started occurring. And I switched foods again and went with something more premium. Which seems to be helping (along with the fish oil). He hates the food. It is apparently a higher quality product, but noooooooooo.... he's too good for it.

WTF Poor Tobey!!!

Franchise1124

There will still be lines out front of every Apple Store since a lot of ppl lease their phones now

I wonder if SPs will bring back subsidies

TacoBello

you can lease a cell phone?

Franchise1124

Kinda just like some children that won't eat their veggies but will eat McDonald's for every meal of the day.

I'm sure there's some food out there that he'll like and will be ok for his skin.

Poor Tobey

justnspace

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it's the grains, bruh.

pet store ran out of Salmon and Potato; got Duck and potato instead.
Blanket eating good.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

the idea is to fatten Blanket it up for dinner one day.


poor blanket

Majofo

Buy Tobey Grain-Free Merrick.
Shit is crack and his coat will and general health will be great.
My pup acts like a puppy since I've had her on it.. this coming from a torn cruciate ligament.


Also.. if the dog don't eat, the dog don't eat.. you get my drift.
Fuck off Tobey.
Poor Tobey.