Yumcha

Seriously, was I asleep in the orientation meeting (not) when there was something said in the AZ Employee Handbook that Moderators shall NOT wish a world idiot to be dead?


Shoot. Someone in e-HR write me up. Hope the rep from e-HR is hawt.

Oh wait...I met her. And she gets mad at stuff easy. I plan to ask her for COFFEE.

Majofo

Oh I was unaware something went down..
I got lye a shovel and two shotguns in the trunk.
I'm just a call away.

thoiboi

well there's your problem



he's just being a fucking idiot


"I'm not going to make a mountain out of a molehill, but here goes..."

Majofo

That's what you fuckers get for going to R&P

Yumcha

The exercise of IMing AND e-mailing me repeatedly over a few moved posts (to the PROPER thread) was the epitome of this, sir.

Majofo

Also..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threat..._United_States

Yumcha

Look man. I put in the effort from UP HERE to vote. You know what a PiTA it is to vote from here?

Yumcha

But, for years, I avoided R&P like the e-HR lady with herpes. But, with the recent developments...I just had to, you know, play my hate. Cuz, man, is it ever hate.

Majofo

Not like it made any difference.. Fool me once...??? Fool me twice... welll...

Yumcha

$250K...?!? Good thing the CAD is going up in value.

Yumcha

It's all good. I can shove a girl into the Chicago River easily.

That's what -ing is for.

Majofo

The biggest phallusfallacy(Majofo) is believing your vote counts.

Yumcha

K fine. Is it illegal to hope he does a faceplant from a heart attack or the come-on is too strong when he does it with the Rahshion call girls...?

Majofo

Cheetos will cheatyo

Majofo

ugh.. he had some many fucked up kids too.
I love when someone is like.. but his kids are so wonderful.. how can he be bad.
No his kids aren't wonderful you stupid cunt.

Majofo

Yumcha

Hey man, I did. At least I thought I did.

BUT...in YOUR case, you felt it did not and did not throw your f*cking opinion in the ring. The difference here is this girl goes around boasting about NOT casting a ballot and then offers an opinion on the matter? Give me a break.

Go suck an egg.

Majofo

I voted.. wtf?!?
I just know it doesn't really count.

Yumcha

Oh. Even better.

Good job. You get a robot if you visited.

Majofo

I also have lots of guns and ammo.. a shtf bugout kit.
Some real shit.. like I'm eating MREs bc they actually expire kit.

Majofo

I voted for Johnson.. was hoping to get a 3rd party in the mix.
I couldn't dare live with myself with a vote for evil or the lesser.

Majofo

I would have voted for Bernie if the dems didn't fuck him over.

Yumcha

I have a 72 hour bugout kit. That's about it.

So, after 72 hours, I'm dead. Very dead. And no pewpew. Unless firing my Mazinger Z's rocket punches count.

Majofo

You should get something to defend yourself
especially with all the crazy gwairos up there taco

Majofo

bow and arrow.. silent.. deadly.

Majofo

blade up close.. some mace.. the chemical kind.
72 hours.. that's like some crackers and a bottle of water.

kurtatx

post whorin'

Majofo

go back to your cave whore kurt!

Yumcha

I have a trusty baseball bat which I know how to use. Golf clubs um, too.

But, yeah...I may pick up an actual riot baton and just go from there. We're one full-retard day from going over the edge anyways.

thoiboi

fixed

Majofo

you'd need two bottles of water for rice
unless you're an uncouth savage

Majofo

baseball bat is good.. but aluminum and peewee size.

Majofo

Otherwise you're likely to get only one shot off and they're on top of you..
Big bats are easy to predict

kurtatx

the White Sox are terrible. F your Cubs, Yummy

Yumcha

Yeah, this is why my putter is my first golf club to grab.

Yumcha

But, man...the ChiSox are going to be damn good in 2019 I think. That farm system. Geebus.

Majofo

Kurt's so salty.. be cool mang.. that's my job

Yumcha

Speaking of salty, that salty-bubble tea has finally made it here. You gwai-ros should try it.

Majofo

I've had it..

I checked out some bootleg bubble tea joint here called kungfu tea.. gwairos rated it high.. bleh
Supposedly their roots are from TW.. but it tasted like trash

Yumcha

Ugh...that's as reliable as going with the Yelp or Zomato ratings of Japanese joints here or in say, Taco's neck of the woods. NEVER count on gwai-ros telling you what is good food. They think terayaki sauce on white rice is called good food.

One of the best restaurants in his area is supposedly called "Sumo Sumo". All you have to know is when you see the menu, it's AYCE...well, yeah...suckage. Disgusting comes to mind. Tried it out once and nearly demanded my money back. But, then again, the standard for sushi for most people is, cram as much tempura bits and masago/tobiko you can with mayo into a rice roll and well, it MUST be good.