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Old 07-18-2017, 08:50 AM
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His uncle's i8 isn't a car...it's something dirty
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lmao...
Johnny you already know about the i8.
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yeah yeah yeah..
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J, you got me inspired by your wrenching on the Owdi.. so I went out and bought some hood struts and will replace it on the TL .. Tired of it falling on me

Gonna install them when i get home next weekend

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Amazon Amazon


Tired of getting emasculated
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Old 07-18-2017, 09:32 AM
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LMAO..
you'll be glad to know that'll take you like 20 seconds to do!
Shockingly () the Audi's hood and hatch struts are strong still
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I'll keep my socks on it so it takes longer
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I think the BMW i line of vehicles are hideous.

I've seent them in person and I think they look terrible. They remind me of some aborted abomination that the Black Eyed Pea guy, Wi.illi..aiam. would have made.

There. I've said it.

I don't care. Meat me ouside how bou dat?
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i3 is def ugly as fuck


i8 is polarizing..


i'd rather have a Tesla
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Old 07-18-2017, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by usdmJON
Intake, downpipe, rear bracing, springs and coilovers.

Cosmetics was just a lip, visors, the tray if you want to count that I guess.

I wouldn't brag about putting cash for such little hp gain.
Coin on suspension mods is a waste for a car that does the quarter in 17 seconds @ 80 something mph.
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Old 07-18-2017, 09:39 AM
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bruh... that rear bracing adds at LEAST 34.5 HP right?



























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baby parts.
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
J, you got me inspired by your wrenching on the Owdi.. so I went out and bought some hood struts and will replace it on the TL .. Tired of it falling on me

Gonna install them when i get home next weekend

Link:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00X7FF3Q6/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1


Tired of getting emasculated


Originally Posted by cu2wagon
I think the BMW i line of vehicles are hideous.

I've seent them in person and I think they look terrible. They remind me of some aborted abomination that the Black Eyed Pea guy, Wi.illi..aiam. would have made.

There. I've said it.

I don't care. Meat me ouside how bou dat?
I really like them.
I rather an i3 than a leaf. Price on an i3 isn't bad either (~45k).

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i3 is def ugly as fuck


i8 is polarizing..


i'd rather have a Tesla
I wouldn't say i8 is polarizing.
Shit's tight son.

i3 is polarizing. A few guys here have them.
I like them a lot. I've been in all the Teslas.. they're nicer than the Teslas IMO.
Plus they're quicker than the ILX 2.0.

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Instructions not clear... inserted penis in hood and closed hood...
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bro what mods do you have?
downpipe
Cool man, what turbo you running?

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you guys are relentless
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Instructions not clear... inserted penis in hood and closed hood...
Good thing the hood gap is 1 cm..
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the i8 acceleration was pretty nice...
funny, i took my cousins out in the V afterward and they were like
fuck yeah, now this is a real car...
I was like, yeah, at half the cost.
plus, only one cuckmobile at a time please
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Poor Tobey Jon-ey
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Good thing the hood gap is 1 cm..

I've adjusted the hood striker down 5 mm


for his pleasure



But you flatter me joeblow
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Originally Posted by justnspace
Performance mods...... Lists baby parts.
Originally Posted by justnspace
baby parts.
Did you laugh at your own joke?

You high or something?

Rhetorical.

(that means you don't really need to answer)
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duh, i'm my own audience!
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oh, rhetorical.
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I make jokes for ME to find funny.
sometimes others join in and do too.
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If you don't know the joke
you ARE the joke

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I poke fun at myself a lot.
Stroke of genius.
Towel Humor.

/Fin
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You brain is in your cock.. I'll allow it.
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Oh yeah. The Stroke of Genius.

I call that one "the Einstein". Try to muster out a "general theory of relativity"... If you know what I mean.
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LOL...I do know what you mean!
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Please pontificate the dogma of my rigid body
That one can expel life into the vast heavenly bodies
Yet yield no return, relativity is dead
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Very pragmatic of you!
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
J, you got me inspired by your wrenching on the Owdi.. so I went out and bought some hood struts and will replace it on the TL .. Tired of it falling on me

Gonna install them when i get home next weekend

Link:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...?ie=UTF8&psc=1


Tired of getting emasculated
I bought those same ones and the first time I opened the hood it flew off. Those things are strong!
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he ain't got no stock tips for you.
move on!
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I heard he had a big tip he wanted to give us..
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I ain't going to no federal pound me in the ass prison!
you said it was a fraction of a penny!
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