Majofo

pussy asshole

Majofo

nothing wrong with watching someone swallow a footlong

TacoBello

I like watching her esophagus expand

TacoBello

Must be a Polish

TacoBello

The girl, not the sausage.

Polish chicks are known for being some of the best whores.

thoiboi

Oh she polished it off for sure

cu2wagon

This makes me giggle like a small child errytime.

TacoBello

Poor eminemey.

Yumcha

Back from -ing...

Majofo

I've encountered the 4th person this week to crowd the pisser
Seriously.. where my toes end, their heels start (as with most situations)
Crowding the urinal like someone is going to find out their peens are puny (too late pal)
Today, I get in, someone is taking a piss.. I walk up and they scoot in closer to urinal
Fucking weirdos

thoiboi

Awwwwww shieeet.... GUess I'm getting a recip saw after @Majofo

surprised you didn't tag me in this already....

Majofo

you saw the flex deal with 2 batteries.. don't saw your cock off

thoiboi

but recip or circ..


I already have the corded recip saw so wondering if I should just get the Circ saw with the two batteries instead

Majofo

how many times are you going to use the circ though.. the recip is the money maker

thoiboi

OHHHH or the grinder



also wondering if i should even bother with the hammer drill.. I already have it, so a free battery would in theory be a better use than a bare hammer drill that I would end up just flipping (effort )

Yumcha

Speaking of Amazon...pretty happy I scored a Tumi briefcase for 30% off yesterday.

Majofo

Briefcase.. Did you score a Hugo Boss trenchcoat to complete the 80's ensemble?

There's a guy at work who still wears business outfits he bought in the 70/80s and carries an old aluminum briefcase too.

A strange one to say the least. Most the OGs dress bleh.. But have moved on to at least the late 90s. Most of them also drive bleh but I know they're make over 150/180k.

I heard a group of them talking about their saving spreadsheets for retirement. Almost choked on my cockffee. Millions breh.. DrEvilLaugh.wav

TacoBello

Shiiiet recip and circ saw are both mandatory.

TacoBello

Same with a table saw and mitre saw. I don't have a table saw though, due to a lack of starage room for it. I just steal my old man's when I need one

Majofo

pffttt... peasant.

TacoBello

No, no... I'm just being Asian. I rather hoard my bricks of gold and countless stashes of benjamins.

cu2wagon

They call me "bazooka joe" because I piss on the floor drain by the shitter stall.

Majofo

I guess I'll never understand the mentality of teh spit and press in..

Wait a minute..

cu2wagon

I've been thinking about the urinal spitting situation since you last mentioned it.

What I came up with is that it's maybe the guys that realize they need to take a piss, so they start walking towards the bathroom. On the way there, they keep thinking about the piss they're about to have and how they're soon to have their dick in their hand pissing. And the thought of having a cock in their hands makes them salivate really bad. So much saliva generated thinking about rods. And by the time the get there, they spit because it's like a mouth orgasm for them having thought about peckers all the way down the hall to the bathroom and maybe they passed Bill's office and remember that one time Bill was in the locker room drying his twig and berries with the hot air blower? Man, what a hog Bill has on him, "oh hey Darius! awesome sportsball contest last night, right? Local athlete sure made a lot of goals in the last time period!" and thinking about wow, Darius is probably packing some serious heat. So it's just natural to spit.

Probably.

Majofo

Didn't Taco admit to spitting before pissing.. it all makes sense.

cu2wagon

He does have dicks on his mind a lot.

Majofo

He has creamy jiff on his stiff a lot too

cu2wagon

That's a good reason to crowd the urinal. Don't want Craig from Shipping to see the PB remnants all over his pecker.

Majofo

So that's why he got fired... on his day off. Ain't that a bitch.

Majofo

I knew he didn't steal no boxes.. pfffttt

cu2wagon

Shit. Just imagine why El-Jeff-Eh? got fired from the pond scum cultivator dealership if that's the case.

He must have had Nutella on his nuts and an extra roll of bologna around his chimpo. Probably spit on the GM's shoes and only said soory twice. Kept talking about Gramma's Chowdah but wouldn't share the clam juice.

Majofo

I doubt they even use peanut butter over there..

cu2wagon

And Harper just watches. Probably be the next to buy an Audi, ackshually.

cu2wagon

I bet they just rub poutine sauce on their timbits. Then call in the sled dogs.

cu2wagon

Poor Tobey.

Majofo

Poor Tobey

Yumcha

1980s, yeah!


Picked this one up:

cu2wagon

HFS.

It becomes more evident that we operate on entirely different levels.

My briefcase is akin to this one, only not quite as highbrow:

thoiboi

Ahhhh I have a similar Briggs and Riley one Yummy

thoiboi

Yeah I can't see you rocking insulated ...