Majofo

Two bottles from Bruery were 35 each alone.. fuck.. was strong as shit too.

TacoBello

6%?

Majofo

I would have just bought that bitch out.. 50 cents each.. fuck that..

Majofo

One was 14% the other was 18.5%

TacoBello

Me too. At 50 cents a piece, I'd have bought the remainder of the store out. My inner alcoholic would demand it.

Majofo

I usually don't drink shit below 8% unless it's super funky.
I drink real beer, not trying to survive water intoxication

TacoBello

you're killing my making fun of you.

TacoBello

Fuck that, I'll drink anything 5% and higher. Granted those are never as delicious as something stronger, but shiiiiet, I love beer. All kinds of beer.

Majofo

Bruery makes some serious shit..
The 14% is called White Chocolate (yesss I bought it bc cock reference)
The stronger one is Chocolate Rain (okay, that one was more obviously purchased because BBC)
Also.. BBC is a term for Bourbon Barrel Cock.. another favorite beer of mine.

Anyways.. White Chocolate was fucking boozier than the ABV would seem.
It's a bourbon barrel ale.. fucking color like an amber but punch like single barrel jack..
it was rough drinking, definitely a pairing beer... but fuck it..

Majofo

I actually have a sessionable bruery brew in the fridge right now.. 7%
Tart of Darkness.. it's a barrel aged sour stout.. looking forward to drinking the shit out of it.

Majofo

Have you guys tried stick a fifth of strong brew up your ass, supposedly gets you drunk faster, me neither.

Majofo

FJ, I stopped buying Ballast Point since they sold out..
Not just selling out, but they used to be good..
Now it seems like clown college brewery edition..
but homie said I should try Peppermint Victory at Sea

Austin being a hub for craft brew.. couldn't find it anymore in SD
First stop we hit up.. 10 bottles..
Shit was good mang. I'm going to get more..

Majofo

Victory at Sea is garbage otherwise, don't buy that.

thoiboi

It's not inner... you're an alcoholic

thoiboi

I like their grapefruit sculpin




Morning gents... Early flight home today

cu2wagon

Yeah that's all solid buys at 50˘ apiece. That's cheaper than bottled water. And I actually have that Pumpkin Down in the fridge right now. I see some others that I have stored away too.

You got a good haul. Who would possibly disagree with that?

I've kind of come to the same conclusion on Ballast Point. I didn't realize until recently, that they sold out. But thinking back, it was right about the time that I started to think that there were a bunch of random Skittles beers coming out from them...

I still enjoy the grapefruit and habanero sculpin and I have a bottle of the Peppermint Victory (but had it on tap and wasn't terribly impressed, mint beer may be where I draw the line).

Also have a bottle of that Tart of Darkness in the pantry.

We're all like beer-bros today! Who could shit on that?

cu2wagon

That and Ballast Point got me recently; they put out a "Limited edition, unfiltered Sculipin" and I thought "eh, why not".

It's basically the same as the regular stuff.

Which is $15 a six.

And I read an article about that... And it's $15 a six basically because they can, and fuck you pay me.

So I'm thinking I'll let them bask in their corporate dollars for a little bit and keep looking for the little guy (my pecker).

thoiboi

If you guys are ever in SD, go check out their brewery, they have some damn good food in their restaurant as well and they take reservations

https://yelp.to/qTKq/YpS6GbH4qD


Paging @TylerT because bros

kurtatx

is the link supposed to be a porn site?

thoiboi

Beer porn

kurtatx

I wish I still drank beer. My best friend's dad opened a Brewpub in the Chicago burbs. I have had beer there once, but I don't make a habit of it.

Pollyanna Brewing Company

TacoBello

I hate to ask, but... AA?

Majofo

I don't like grapefruit sculpin at all. I really like reggo sculpin.
I've been meaning to pick up habanero variety.

I'll rape the fucking shit out of your asshole.
Out of all the fine breweries in SD, you want us to support that mega-conglomerate shitburger.
I'm rage fucking you right now in my mind and drinking a super sour beer, pineapple barrel edition

You don't drink beer.. I bet you don't eat bacon either.. might as well go Tiny Tim on us.

Majofo

Next ladiboi is going to suggest we go to Walmart and eat at their in-house Macdonalds..
Breakfast all-day he said.. don't even need to bring your gun I bet..

TacoBello

My FIL flies in today, with his Cuban, soon-to-be-wife. Staying with us for 3 weeks. I'm excited AF!!

TacoBello

So much anger...

TacoBello

Matt needs to start smoking the 99% tea H see. Mellow out a bit. Life's too short to be angry all the time.

Majofo

He's not going to tell you.. you'll fucking post his picture and address here.
The second A stands for Anonymous Aaaarrronnn...

Majofo

Are you going to fuck her?
You fucking dawg.. send me pics

Majofo

Let your FIL watch.. he smokes a Cuban while you smoke his Cuban.
Let that marinate in your mind.
#rageposting

TacoBello

Not gonna lie, she's a looker.

And she's only 4 or 5 years older than Wifey

Sounds messed up, but, Wifey's dad is only 50... looks, acts, lives like he's 40, though. I aspire to be like him when I get up there in age. She's 36, I believe. Big ol' bitties and round rump roast. Matt, you'd be in heaven.

Majofo

I must apologize to ladiboi.. I know why he suggested Ballast Point Brewpub..
Sorry mang.. those meatballs look amazeballs.. I'm sure they're great in the mouf..



Tyler's paying though.. full order.

Majofo

Majofo

Cubans mang.. J's part Cuban.. by injection.

TacoBello

Thoi doesn't even drink beer. Probably gets loaded off a glass of grapefruit radler. No wonder Matt is rage posting.

Majofo

Majofo

ffs IB.. get your shit together.. embedding is broken again!!

Majofo

TacoBello

She was born and raised in Cuba. At around 20, she met some German dude who was on vacation in Cuba. Things got serious and he convinced her to move to Germany when she was 21. They got married but eventually divorced. Young, dumb love. She got her citizenship there, is fluent AF in german these days and yeah, met Wifey's dad about 2 years ago. Now they're getting hitched in the fall.

She's super cool and the two of them seem like the perfect match. Wifey's parents had a sloppy divorce and her dad was heart broken for a few years until he met Cubana. Both seem super happy now.

csb.

thoiboi

Okay......